"Scotch? Rocks? Soda?"

"Yes, yes, and no."

I unpacked my suitcase while she made the drinks, then made myself sit down and relax long enough to swallow a couple of ounces of Scotch. I waited for it to loosen some of my coiled springs, but before that could happen I was on my feet again.

Carolyn raised her eyebrows at me.

"The car," I said.

"What about it?"

"I want to put it back where I found it."

"You're kidding."

"That car's been very useful to me, Carolyn. I want to return the favor."

I paused at the door, reached back under my jacket. There was a book wedged beneath the waistband of my slacks. I drew it free and set it on a table. Carolyn looked at it and at me again.

"Something to read while I'm gone," I said.

"What is it?"

"Well," I said, "it's not Virgil's Eclogues. Eclogues."

CHAPTER Thirteen.

I felt good about taking the car back. You don't spit on your luck, I told myself. I thought of stories of ballplayers refusing to change their socks while the team was on a winning streak. It was high time, I mused, to change my own socks, winning streak or no. A shower would be in order, and a change of garb. felt good about taking the car back. You don't spit on your luck, I told myself. I thought of stories of ballplayers refusing to change their socks while the team was on a winning streak. It was high time, I mused, to change my own socks, winning streak or no. A shower would be in order, and a change of garb.

I headed uptown on Tenth Avenue, left hand on the wheel, right hand on the seat beside me, fingers drumming idly. Somewhere in the Forties I snuck a peek at the gas gauge. I had a little less than half a tank left and I felt a need to do something nice for the car's owner, so I cut over to Eleventh Avenue and found an open station at the corner of Fifty-first Street. I had them fill the tank and check the oil while they were at it. The oil was down a quart and I had them take care of that, too.

My parking s.p.a.ce was waiting for me on Seventy-fourth Street, but Max and his owner were nowhere to be seen. I uncoupled my jumper wire, locked up the car, and trotted back to West End Avenue to catch a southbound cab. It was still drizzling lightly but I didn't have to wait long before a cab pulled up. And it was a Checker, with room for me to stretch my legs and relax.

Things were starting to go right. I could feel it.

Out of habit, I left the cab a few blocks from Arbor Court and walked the rest of the way. I rang, and Carolyn buzzed me through the front door and met me at the door to her apartment. She put her hands on her hips and looked up at me. "You're full of surprises," she said.

"It's part of my charm."

"Uh-huh. To tell you the truth, poetry never did too much for me. I had a lover early on who thought she was Edna St. Vincent Millay and that sort of cooled me on the whole subject. Where'd you find the book?"

"The Porlock apartment."

"No s.h.i.t, Bern. Here I thought you checked it out of the Jefferson Market library. Where in the apartment? Out in plain sight?"

"Uh-uh. In a shoe box on a shelf in the closet."

"It must have come as a surprise."

"I'll say. I was expecting a pair of Capezios, and look what I found."

"The Deliverance of Fort Bucklow. I didn't really read much of it. I skimmed the first three or four pages and I didn't figure it was going to get better." I didn't really read much of it. I skimmed the first three or four pages and I didn't figure it was going to get better."

"You were right."

"How'd you know it would be there, Bern?"

I went over to the kitchen area and made us a couple of drinks. I gave one to Carolyn and accompanied it with the admission that I hadn't known the book would be there, that I hadn't even had any particular hope of finding it. "When you don't know what you're looking for," I said, "you have a great advantage, because you don't know what you'll find."

"Just so you know it when you see it. I'm beginning to believe you lead a charmed life. First you run an ad claiming you've got the book, and then you open a shoe box and there's the book. Why did the killer stash it there?"

"He didn't. He'd have taken it with him."

"Porlock stashed it?"

"Must have. She drugged me, frisked me, grabbed the book, tucked it away in the closet, and got it hidden just in time to let her killer in the front door. She must have been alone in the apartment with me or he'd have seen her hide the book. She let him in and he killed her and left the gun in my hand and went out."

"Without the book."

"Right."

"Why would he kill her without getting the book?"

"Maybe he didn't have anything to do with the book. Maybe he had some other reason to want her dead."

"And he just happened to walk in at that particular time, and he decided to frame you because you happened to be there."

"I haven't got it all worked out yet, Carolyn."

"I can see that."

"Maybe he killed her first and started looking for the book and came up empty. Except the apartment didn't look as though it had been searched. It looked as neat as ever, except for the body on the love seat. When I came to, I mean. There was no body there tonight."

"How about the trunk of the Pontiac?"

I gave her a look. "They did leave chalkmarks, though. On the love seat and the floor, to outline where the body was. It was sort of spooky." I picked up the book and took it and my drink to the chair. Archie was curled up in it. I put down the book and the drink and moved him and sat down, and he hopped onto my lap and looked on with interest as I picked up the book again and leafed through it.

"I swear he can read," Carolyn said. "Ubi's not much on books but Archie loves to read over my shoulder. Or under under my shoulder, come to think of it." my shoulder, come to think of it."

"A cat ought to like Kipling," I said. "Remember the Just So Stories Just So Stories? 'I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.' "

Archie purred like a handsaw.

"When I met you," I said, "I figured you'd have dogs."

"I'd rather go to them than have them. What made you think I was a dog person?"

"Well, the shop."

"The Poodle Factory?"

"Yeah."

"Well, what choice did I have, Bernie? I couldn't open a cat-grooming salon, for Christ's sake. Cats groom themselves."

"That's a point."

I read a little more of the book. Something bothered me. I flipped back to the flyleaf and read the handwritten inscription to H. Rider Haggard. I pictured Kipling at his desk in Surrey, dipping his pen, leaning over the book, inscribing it to his closest friend. I closed the book, turned it over and over in my hands.

"Something wrong?"

I shook my head, set the book aside, dispossessed Archie, stood up. "I'm like the cats," I announced, "and it's time I set about grooming myself. I'm going to take a shower."

A while later I was sitting in the chair again. I was wearing clean clothes and I'd had a nice close shave with my own razor.

"I could get a paper," Carolyn offered. "It's after eleven. The Times Times must be out by now. The first edition." must be out by now. The first edition."

We'd just heard the news and there wasn't anything about the Porlock murder. I pointed out that there wouldn't very likely be anything in the paper, either.

"Our ad'll be in, Bern. In the Personals."

"Where's the nearest newsstand open at this hour?"

"There's one on Greenwich Avenue but they don't get the early Times Times because they close around one or two. There's an all-night stand at the subway entrance at Fourteenth and Eighth." because they close around one or two. There's an all-night stand at the subway entrance at Fourteenth and Eighth."

"That's too far."

"I don't mind a walk."

"It's still raining and it's too far anyway, and why do we have to look at the ad?"

"To make sure it's there, I suppose."

"No point. Either somebody'll see it or they won't, and either the phone'll ring or it won't, and all we can do is wait and see what happens."

"I suppose so." She sounded wistful. "It just seems as though there ought to be something active we can do."

"The night's been active enough for me already."

"I guess you're right."

"I feel like a little blissful inactivity, to tell you the truth. I feel like sitting here feeling clean. I feel like having maybe one more drink in a few minutes and then getting ready for bed. I don't even know if people really read Personal ads in the Times, Times, but I'm fairly sure they don't race for the bulldog edition so they can read about missing heirs and volunteers wanted for medical experiments." but I'm fairly sure they don't race for the bulldog edition so they can read about missing heirs and volunteers wanted for medical experiments."

"True."

"I'm afraid so. The phone's not going to ring for a while, Carolyn."

So of course it picked that minute to ring.

We looked at each other. n.o.body moved and it went on ringing. "You get it," she said.

"Why me?"

"Because it's about the ad."

"It's not about the ad."

"Of course it's about the ad. What else would it be?"

"Maybe it's a wrong number."

"Bernie, for G.o.d's sake..."

I got up and answered the phone. I didn't say anything for a second, and then I said, "h.e.l.lo."

No answer.

I said h.e.l.lo a few more times, giving the word the same flat reading each time, and I'd have gotten more of a response from Archie. I stared at the receiver for a moment, said "h.e.l.lo" one final time, then said "Goodbye" and hung up.

"Interesting conversation," Carolyn said.

"It's good I answered it. It really made a difference."

"Someone wanted to find out who placed the ad. Now they've heard your voice and they know it's you."

"You're reading a lot into a moment of silence."

"Maybe I should have picked it up after all."

"And maybe what we just had was a wrong number. Or a telephone pervert. I didn't hear any heavy breathing, but maybe he's new at it."

She started to say something, then got to her feet, popping up like a toaster. "I'm gonna have one more drink," she said. "How about you?"

"A short one."