"Then, sir," said I, "I am happy to be able to return your purse to you." He took it, opened it, glanced over its contents, looked at me, took out two guineas, looked at me again, put the money back, closed the purse, and, dropping it into his pocket, bowed his acknowledgment. Having done which, he made room for me to sit beside him.
"Sir," said he, chuckling, "hark to that lovely rascal in the cart, yonder--hark to him; Galen was an ass and Hippocrates a dunce beside this fellow--hark to him."
"There's nothing like pills!" the Quack-salver was saying at the top of his voice; "place one upon the tip o' the tongue--in this fashion--take a drink o' water, beer, or wine, as the case may be, give a couple o' swallers, and there you are. Oh, there's nothing in the world like pills, and there's nothing like my Elixir Anthropos for coughs, colds, and the rheumatics, for sore throats, sore eyes, sore backs--good for the croup, measles, and chicken-pox--a certain cure for dropsy, scurvy, and the king's evil; there's no disease or ailment, discovered or invented, as my pills won't soothe, heal, ha-meliorate, and charm away, and all I charge is one shilling a box. Hand 'em round, Jonas."
Whereupon the fellow in the clown's dress, stepping down from the cart, began handing out the boxes of pills and taking in the shillings as fast as he conveniently could.
"A thriving trade!" said my venerable companion; "it always has been, and always will, for Humanity is a many-headed fool, and loves to be 'bamboozled.' These honest folk are probably paying for bread pellets compounded with a little soap, yet will go home, swallow them in all good faith, and think themselves a great deal better for them."
"And therefore," said I, "probably derive as much benefit from them as from any drug yet discovered."
"Young man," said my companion, giving me a sharp glance, "what do you mean?"
"Plainly, sir, that a man who believes himself cured of a disease is surely on the high road to recovery."
"But a belief in the efficacy of that rascal's bread pellets cannot make them anything but bread pellets."
"No," said I, "but it may effect great things with the disease."
"Young man, don't tell me that you are a believer in Faith Healing, and such-like tomfoolery; disease is a great and terrible reality, and must be met and overcome by a real means."
"On the contrary, sir, may it not be rather the outcome of a preconceived idea--of a belief that has been held universally for many ages and generations of men? I do not deny disease--who could? but suffering and disease have been looked upon from the earliest days as punishments wrought out upon a man for his sins.
Now, may not the haunting fear of this retributive justice be greatly responsible for suffering and disease of all kinds, since the mind unquestionably reacts upon the body?"
"Probably, sir, probably, but since disease is with us, how would you propose to remedy it?"
"By disbelieving in it; by regarding it as something abnormal and utterly foreign to the divine order of things."
"Pooh!" exclaimed my venerable companion. "Bah!--quite, quite impracticable!"
"They say the same of 'The Sermon on the Mount,' sir," I retorted.
"Can a man, wasting away in a decline, discredit the fact that he is dying with every breath he draws?"
"Had you, or I, or any man, the Christ-power to teach him a disbelief in his sickness, then would he be hale and well. The Great Physician healed all diseases thus, without the aid of drugs, seeking only to implant in the mind of each sufferer the knowledge that he was whole and sound--that is to say, a total disbelief in his malady. How many times do we read the words: 'Thy faith hath made thee whole'? All He demanded of them was faith--or, as I say, a disbelief in their disease."
"Then the cures of Christ were not miracles?"
"No more so than any great and noble work is a miracle."
"And do you," inquired my companion, removing his pipe from his lips, and staring at me very hard, "do you believe that Jesus Christ was the Son of God?"
"Yes," said I, "in the same way that you and I are, and the Quack-salver yonder."
"But was He divine?"
"Surely a mighty thinker--a great teacher whose hand points the higher way, whose words inspire Humanity to nobler ends and aims, is, of necessity, divine."
"You are a very bold young man, and talk, I think, a little wildly."
"Heterodoxy has been styled so before, sir."
"And a very young, young man."
"That, sir, will be amended by time." Here, puffing at his pipe, and finding it gone out, he looked at me in surprise.
"Remarkable!" said he.
"What is, sir?"
"While I listened to you I have actually let my pipe go out--a thing which rarely happens with me." As he spoke he thrust one hand into his pocket, when he glance slowly all round, and back once more to me. "Remarkable!" said he again.
"What now, sir?"
"My purse has gone again!"
"What!--gone!" I ejaculated.
"Vanished!" said he, and, to prove his words, turned inside out first one pocket and then the other.
"Come with me," said I, springing up, "there is yet a chance that we may possibly recover it." Forthwith I led him to where had stood a certain gayly-painted caravan, but it was gone--vanished as utterly as my companion's purse.
"Most annoying!" said he, shaking his venerable head, "really most exasperating--I particularly wished to secure a sample of that fellow's pills--the collection of quack remedies is a fad of mine--as it is--"
"My purse is entirely at your disposal, sir," said I, "though, to be sure, a very--" But there I stopped, staring, in my turn, blankly at him.
"Ha?" he exclaimed, his eyes twinkling.
"Yes," I nodded, "the rascal made off with my purse also; we are companions in misfortune."
"Then as such, young sir, come and dine with me, my habitation is but a little way off."
"Thank you, sir, but I am half expecting to meet with certain good friends of mine, though I am none the less honored by your offer."
"So be it, young sir; then permit me to wish you a very, 'Good day!'" and, touching the brim of his hat with the long stem of his pipe, the Venerable Man turned and left me.
Howbeit, though I looked diligently on all hands, I saw nothing of Simon or the Ancient; thus evening was falling as, bending my steps homeward, I came to a part of the Fair where drinking-booths had been set up, and where they were preparing to roast an ox whole, as is the immemorial custom. Drinking was going on, with its usual accompaniment of boisterous merriment and rough horseplay--the vulgarity of which ever annoys me. Two or three times I was rudely jostled as I made my way along, so that my temper was already something the worse, when, turning aside to avoid all this, I came full upon two fellows, well-to-do farmers, by their look, who held a struggling girl between them--to each of whom I reached out a hand, and, gripping them firmly by their collars, brought their two heads together with a sounding crack--and then I saw that the girl was Prudence. Next moment we were running, hand in hand, with the two fellows roaring in pursuit. But Prudence was wonderfully fleet and light of foot, wherefore, doubling and turning among carts, tents, and booths, we had soon outstripped our pursuers, and rid ourselves of them altogether. In spite of which Prudence still ran on till, catching her foot in some obstacle, she tripped, and would have fallen but for my arm.
And looking down into her flushed face, glowing through the sweet disorder of her glossy curls, I could not but think how lovely she was. But, as I watched, the color fled from her cheeks, her eyes dilated, and she started away from me.
Now, turning hastily, I saw that we were standing close by a certain small, dirty, and disreputable-looking tent, the canvas of which had been slit with a knife--and my movement had been quick enough to enable me to see a face vanish through the canvas. And, fleeting though the glimpse had been, yet, in the lowering brow, the baleful glare of the eye, and the set of the great jaw, I had seen Death.
And, after we had walked on a while together, looking at Prue, I noticed that she trembled.
"Oh, Mr. Peter," she whispered, glancing back over her shoulder, "did ye see?"
"Yes, Prudence, I saw." And, speaking, I also glanced back towards the villainous little tent, and though the face appeared no more, I was aware, nevertheless, of a sudden misgiving that was almost like a foreboding of evil to come; for in those features, disfigured though they were with black rage and passion, I had recognized the face of Black George.