(_A pause._)
_Mrs. Denham_ (_outside the door_) In a quarter of an hour will do, Jane.
Denham.
Here comes mother!
Undine.
Oh, bother these horrid old sums! (_Flops into chair._)
(_Enter Mrs. Denham, with flowers. She comes to the cabinet to place them in a vase, and sees the water spilt._)
Mrs. Denham.
What's all this mess? What have you been doing, miss? (_Crosses to Undine._)
Undine.
(_rising and standing before her_) Please, mother, I only made a libation.
Mrs. Denham.
You naughty, _wicked_ girl! Oh, this wicked, _wicked_ waste of time!
Undine.
(_whimpering_) But, mother, I only--
Mrs. Denham.
Hold your tongue, miss. Don't attempt to make excuses. (_Steps back, looks at Undine._) And just _look_ at that pinafore, that was put on you clean this morning, and now it is all over dirt! You have been climbing trees again.
Undine.
(_whimpering_) I wasn't climbing trees. I only climbed _one_ tree.
Denham.
(_aside_) Well parried!
Mrs. Denham.
Oh, these mean prevarications! If I take my eye off you for a moment, you disobey me. But you _shall_ obey me--you shall obey!
(_Shakes the child; she screams._)
Denham.
Dear! Dear!
Mrs. Denham.
How dare you scream at me like that?
Undine.
(_crying_) But you're hurting me.
Mrs. Denham.
Bear it then, bear it _decently_, without screaming like a beast.
Have you done your sums?
Undine.
Not all.
Mrs. Denham.
(_looking at sums_) Only one done, and that not right. Oh, this _wicked_ waste of time! You are killing me and killing yourself.
When you waste your time you are wasting your life. Why _will_ you waste your time?
Undine.
I don't know.
Mrs. Denham.
Then you must be taught to know.
Denham.
May I say a word? I am chiefly to blame. We were talking about the Greek gods.
Mrs. Denham.
Oh well, if _you_ encourage her in her laziness, I can do nothing.
(_Crosses L as she speaks, then turns suddenly._) Get out of my sight, miss! It is time for you to go out now. Go away, and take off that pinafore. You are a disgrace to your father and to me.
(_Gives her a final shake. Undine runs out screaming._) Oh dear! Oh dear! There! Listen to that precious daughter of yours, filling the house with her yells. (_She presses her hands over her ears._) Oh, that child will be the death of me! (_Throws herself down upon the couch._) She ought never to have been born. Her existence is a mistake and a curse.
Denham.
(_sighing_) Yes, we are all mistakes from the ideal standpoint.
Mrs. Denham.
It makes me mad to think that I--I--should have brought such an idiot into the world!
Denham.