The black guy squinted at Cahill. "You s.h.i.ttin' me."

"How do I know you don't have a gun?" Cahill asked.

"Bro, I don't got no gun. I don't got nothin' but what you see."

Cahill waited.

"Listen, I'm just trying to be friendly," the guy said. "I swear to G.o.d, I don't have anything. How do I know you're you're not going to do something to me? You're a freaky dude-you know that?" not going to do something to me? You're a freaky dude-you know that?"

The guy talked for about five minutes, finally talking himself into lying down on his stomach with his arms out. Cahill moved fast, patting him down. The guy wasn't lying, he didn't have anything on him.

"f.u.c.k man," the guy said. "I told you that." Once he was sure Cahill wasn't going to do anything to him he talked even more. His name was LaJon Watson and his lawyer had told him there was no way they were going to drop him in the Cleveland Zombie Preserve because the Supreme Court was going to declare it unconst.i.tutional. His lawyer had been saying that right up until the day they put LaJon on the bus, which was when LaJon realized that his lawyer knew s.h.i.t. LaJon wanted to know if Cahill had seen any zombies and what they were like and how Cahill had stayed alive.

Cahill found it hard to talk. He hadn't talked to anyone in weeks. Usually someone like LaJon Watson would have driven him nuts, but it was nice to let the tide of talk wash over him while they walked. He wasn't sure that he wouldn't regret it, but he took LaJon back to his place. LaJon admired his alarm system. "You gotta show me how to unhook it and hook it back up. Don't they see it? I mean, has one of them ever hit it?"

"No," Cahill said. "I don't think they can see."

There were scientists studying zombies and sometimes there was zombie stuff on Fox News, but LaJon said he hadn't paid much attention to all that. He really hadn't expected to need to know about zombies. In fact, he hadn't been sure at first that Cahill wasn't a zombie. Cahill opened cans of Campbell's Chunky Chicken and Dumplings. LaJon asked if Cahill warmed them over a fire or what. Cahill handed him a can and a spoon.

LaJon wolfed down the soup. LaJon wouldn't shut up, even while eating. He told Cahill how he'd looked in a bunch of shops, but most of them had been pretty thoroughly looted. He'd looked in an apartment, but the only thing on the shelves in a can was tomato paste and evaporated milk. Although now that he thought about it, maybe he could have made some sort of tomato soup or something. He hadn't slept in the two days he'd been here and he was going crazy and it was a great f.u.c.king thing to have found somebody who could show him the ropes.

LaJon was from Cincinnati. Did Cahill know anybody from Cincinnati? Where had Cahill been doing time? (Auburn.) LaJon didn't know anybody at Auburn, wasn't that New York? LaJon had been at Lebanon Correctional. Cahill was a nice dude, if quiet. Who else was around, and was there anyone LaJon could score from? (Cahill said he didn't know.) What did people use for money here anyway?

"I been thinking," LaJon said, "about the zombies. I think it's pollution that's mutating them like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

Cahill decided it had been a mistake to bring LaJon. He picked up the bottle of whiskey and opened it. He didn't usually use gla.s.ses but got two out of the cupboard and poured them each some whiskey.

LaJon apologized, "I don't usually talk this much," he said. "I guess I just f.u.c.king figured I was dead when they dropped me here." He took a big drink of whiskey. "It's like my mouth can't stop."

Cahill poured LaJon more to drink and nursed his own whiskey. Exhaustion and nerves were telling, LaJon was finally slowing down. "You want some frosting?" Cahill asked.

Frosting and whiskey was a better combination than it had any right to be. Particularly for a man who'd thought himself dead. LaJon nodded off.

"Come on," Cahill said. "It's going to get stuffy in here." He got the sleepy drunk up on his feet.

"What?" LaJon said.

"I sleep outside, where it's cooler." It was true that the apartment got hot during the day.

"Bro, there's zombies out there," LaJon mumbled.

"It's okay, I've got a system," Cahill said. "I'll get you downstairs and then I'll bring down something to sleep on."

LaJon wanted to sleep where he was and, for a moment, his eyes narrowed to slits and something scary was in his face.

"I'm going to be there ,too," Cahill said. "I wouldn't do anything to put myself in danger."

LaJon allowed himself to be half-carried downstairs. Cahill was worried when he had to unhook the alarm system. He propped LaJon up against the wall and told him 'Just a moment.' If LaJon slid down the wall and pa.s.sed out, he'd be h.e.l.l to get downstairs. But the lanky black guy stood there long enough for Cahill to get the alarm stuff out of the way. He was starting to sober up a little. Cahill got him down to the street.

"I'll get the rest of the whiskey," Cahill said.

"What the f.u.c.k you playing at?" LaJon muttered.

Cahill took the stairs two at a time in the dark. He grabbed pillows, blankets, and the whiskey bottle and went back down to the sidewalk. He handed LaJon the whiskey bottle. "It's not so hot out here," he said, although it was on the sidewalk with the sunlight.

LaJon eyed him drunkenly.

Cahill went back upstairs and came down with a bunch of couch cushions. He made a kind of bed and got LaJon to sit on it. "We're okay in the day," he said. "Zombies don't like the light. I sleep in the day. I'll get us upstairs before night."

LaJon shook his head, took another slug of whiskey, and lay back on the cushions. "I feel sick," he said.

Cahill thought the motherf.u.c.ker was going to throw up, but instead LaJon was snoring.

Cahill sat for a bit, planning and watching the street. After a bit, he went back to his apartment. When he found something good scavenging, he squirreled it away. He came downstairs with duct tape. He taped LaJon's ankles together. Then his wrists. Then he sat LaJon up. LaJon opened his eyes, said, "What the f.u.c.k?" drunkenly. Cahill taped LaJon's arms to his sides, right at his elbows, running the tape all the way around his torso. LaJon started to struggle, but Cahill was methodical and patient, and he used the whole roll of tape to secure LaJon's arms. From shoulders to waist, LaJon was a duct tape mummy.

LaJon swore at him, colorfully then monotonously.

Cahill left him there and went looking. He found an upright dolly at a bar, and brought it back. It didn't do so well where the pavement was uneven, but he didn't think he could carry LaJon far and if he was going to build a fire, he didn't want it to be close to his place, where zombies could pin him in his apartment. LaJon was still where he left him, although when he saw Cahill, he went into a frenzy of struggling. Cahill let him struggle. He lay the dolly down and rolled LaJon onto it. LaJon fought like anything, so in the end, Cahill went back upstairs and got another roll of duck tape and duck taped LaJon to the dolly. That was harder than duct taping LaJon the first time, because LaJon was scared and p.i.s.sed now. When Cahill finally pulled the dolly up LaJon struggled so hard that the dolly was unmanageable, which p.i.s.sed Cahill off so much he just let go.

LaJon went over, and without hands to stop himself, face planted on the sidewalk. That stilled him. Cahill pulled the dolly upright then. LaJon's face was a b.l.o.o.d.y mess and it looked like he might have broken a couple of teeth. He was conscious, but stunned. Cahill started pushing the dolly and LaJon threw up.

It took a couple of hours to get six blocks. LaJon was sober and silent by the time Cahill decided he'd gone far enough.

Cahill sat down, sweating, and used his t-shirt to wipe his face.

"You a bug," LaJon said.

Bug was prison slang for someone crazy. LaJon said it with certainty.

"Just my f.u.c.king luck. Kind of luck I had all my life. I find one guy alive in this f.u.c.king place and he a bug." LaJon spat. "What are you gonna do to me?"

Cahill was so tired of LaJon that he considered going back to his place and leaving LaJon here. Instead, he found a door and pried it open with a tire iron. It had been an office building and the second floor was fronted with gla.s.s. He had a h.e.l.l of a time finding a set of service stairs that opened from the outside on the first floor. He found some chairs and dragged them downstairs. Then he emptied file cabinets, piling the papers around the chairs. LaJon watched him, getting more anxious.

When it looked like he'd get a decent fire going, he put LaJon next to it. The blood had dried on LaJon's face and he'd bruised up a bit. It was evening.

Cahill set fire to the papers and stood, waiting for them to catch. Burnt paper drifted up, raised by the fire.

LaJon squinted at the fire, then at Cahill. "You gonna burn me?"

Cahill went in the building and settled upstairs where he could watch.

LaJon must have figured that Cahill wasn't going to burn him. Then he began to worry about zombies. Cahill watched him start twisting around, trying to look around. The dolly rocked and LaJon realized that if he wasn't careful, the dolly would go over again and he'd faceplant and not be able to see.

Cahill gambled that the zombies wouldn't be there right away, and found a soda machine in the hallway. He broke it open with his tire iron and got himself a couple of c.o.kes and then went back to watch it get dark. The zombies weren't there yet. He opened a warm c.o.ke and settled in a desk chair from one of the offices-much more comfortable than the cubicle chairs. He opened a jar of peanut b.u.t.ter and ate it with a spoon.

It came so fast that he didn't see it until it was at the fire. LaJon saw it before he did and went rigid with fear. The fire was between LaJon and the zombie.

It just stood there, not watching the fire, but standing there. Not "looking" at LaJon, either. Cahill leaned forward. He tried to read its body language. It had been a man, overweight, maybe middle-aged, but now it was predatory and gracile. It didn't seem to do any normal things. It was moving and it stopped. Once stopped, it was still. An object rather than an animal. Like the ones that had come to the mattress fire, it didn't seem to need to shift its weight. After a few minutes, another one came from the same direction and stopped, looking at the fire. It had once been a man, too. It still wore gla.s.ses. Would there be a third? Did they come in threes? Cahill imagined a zombie family. Little triplets of zombies, all apparently oblivious of each other. Maybe the zombie he'd seen was still in the zombie den? He had never figured out where the zombies stayed.

LaJon was still and silent with terror, but the zombies didn't seem to know or care that he was there. They just stood, slightly askew and indifferent. Was it the fire? Would they notice LaJon when the fire died down?

Then there was a third one, but it came from the other side of the fire, the same side LaJon was on so there was no fire between it and LaJon. Cahill saw it before LaJon did, and from its directed lope he was sure it was aware of LaJon.

LaJon saw it just before it got to him. His mouth opened wide and it was on him, hands and teeth. LaJon was clearly screaming, although behind the gla.s.s of the office building, Cahill couldn't hear him.

Cahill was watching the other zombies. They didn't react to the noise at all. Even when there was blood all over, they didn't seem to sense anything. Cahill reflected, not for the first time, that it actually took people a lot longer to die than it did on television or in the movies. He noted that the one that had mauled and eventually killed LaJon did not seem to prefer brains. Sometime in the night, the fire died down enough that the zombies on the wrong side of the fire seemed to sense the body of LaJon, and in an instant, they were feeding. The first one, apparently sated, just stood, indifferent. Two more showed up in the hours before dawn and fed in the dim red of the embers of the fire. When they finally left, almost two days later, there was nothing but broken bones and scattered teeth.

Cahill lay low for a while after that, feeling exhausted. It was hot during the day and the empty city baked. But after a few days, he went out and found another perch and lit another fire. Four zombies came to that fire, despite the fact it was smaller than his first two. They had all been women. He still had his picture of the toothy blonde from the loft, and after masturbating, he looked out at the zombie women, blank-white eyes and indifferent bodies, and wondered if the toothy blonde had been evacuated or if she might show up at one of his fires. None of the women at the fire appeared to be her, although it wasn't always easy to tell. One was clearly wearing the remnants of office clothes, but the other three were blue jean types and all four had such rats' nests of hair that he wasn't sure if their hair was short or long.

A couple of times he encountered zombies while scavenging. Both times his Molotov c.o.c.ktails worked, catching fire. He didn't set the zombies on fire, just threw the bottle so that the fire was between him and the zombie. He watched them stop, then he backed away, fast. He set up another blind in an apartment and, over the course of a week, built a scaffolding and a kind of block and tackle arrangement. Then he started hanging around where the bus dropped people off, far enough back that the guys patrolling the gate didn't start shooting or something. He'd scoured up some bottles of water and used them to shave and clean up a bit.

When they dropped a new guy off, Cahill trailed him for half a day, and then called out and introduced himself. The new guy was an Aryan Nation a.s.shole named Jordan Schmidtzinsky who was distrustful, but willing to be led back to Cahill's blind. He wouldn't get drunk, though, and in the end, Cahill had to brain him with a pipe. Still, it was easier to tape up the unconscious Schmidtzinsky than it had been the conscious LaJon. Cahill hoisted him into the air, put a chair underneath him so a zombie could reach him, and then set the fire.

Zombies did not look up. Schmidtzinsky dangled above the zombies for two whole days. Sometime in there he died. They left without ever noticing him. Cahill cut him down and lit another fire and discovered that zombies were willing to eat the dead, although they had to practically fall over the body to find it.

Cahill changed his rig so he could lower the bait. The third guy was almost Cahill's undoing. Cahill let him wander for two days in the early autumn chill before appearing and offering to help. This guy, a black city kid from Nashville who for some reason wouldn't say his name, evidently didn't like the scaffolding outside. He wouldn't take any of Cahill's whiskey, and when Cahill pretended to sleep, the guy made the first move. Cahill was lucky not to get killed, managing again to brain the guy with his pipe.

But it was worth it, because when he suspended the guy and lit the fire, one of the four zombies that showed up was the skinny guy who'd killed Riley back the day the air strike had wiped out the camp.

He was white-eyed like the other zombies, but still recognizable. It made Cahill feel even more that the toothy blonde might be out there, unlikely as that actually was. Cahill watched for a couple of hours before he lowered Nashville. The semiconscious Nashville started thrashing and making weird coughing choking noises as soon as Cahill pulled on the rope, but the zombies were oblivious. Cahill was gratified to see that once the semiconscious Nashville got so his shoes were about four feet above the ground, three of four zombies around the fire (the ones for whom the fire was not between them and Nashville) turned as one and swarmed up the chair.

He was a little nervous that they would look up-he had a whole plan for how he would get out of the building-but he didn't have to use it.

The three zombies ate, indifferent to each other and the fourth zombie, and then stood.

Cahill entertained himself with thoughts of the toothy blonde and then dozed. The air was crisp, but Cahill was warm in an overcoat. The fire smelled good. He was going to have to think about how he was going to get through the winter without a fire-unless he could figure out a way to keep a fire going well above the street and above zombie attention but right now things were going okay.

He opened his eyes and saw one of the zombies bob its head.

He'd never seen that before. Jesus, did that mean it was aware? That it might come upstairs? He had his length of pipe in one hand and a Molotov in the other. The zombies were all still. A long five minutes later, the zombie did it again, a quick, birdlike head bob. Then, bob-bob, twice more, and on the second bob, the other two that had fed did it too. They were still standing there, faces turned just slightly different directions as if they were unaware of each other, but he had seen it.

Bob-bob-bob. They all three did it. All at the same time.

Every couple of minutes they'd do it again. It was-communal. Animal-like. They did it for a couple of hours and then they stopped. The one on the other side of the fire never did it at all. The fire burned low enough that the fourth one came over and worked on the remnants of the corpse and the first three just stood there.

Cahill didn't know what the f.u.c.k they were doing, but it made him strangely happy.

When they came to evacuate him, Cahill thought at first it was another air strike operation-a mopping up. He'd been sick for a few days, throwing up, something he ate, he figured. He was scavenging in a looted drug store, hoping for something to take-although everything was gone or ruined-when he heard the patrol coming. They weren't loud, but in the silent city noise was exaggerated. He had looked out of the shop, seen the patrol of soldiers and tried to hide in the dark ruins of the pharmacy.

"Come on out," the patrol leader said. "We're here to get you out of this place."

Bulls.h.i.t, Cahill thought. He stayed put.

"I don't want to smoke you out, and I don't want to send guys in there after you," the patrol leader said. "I've got tear gas but I really don't want to use it."

Cahill weighed his options. He was f.u.c.ked either way. He tried to go out the back of the pharmacy, but they had already sent someone around and he was met by two scared nineteen-year-olds with guns. He figured the writing was on the wall and put his hands up.

But the weird twist was that they were were evacuating him. There'd been some big government scandal. The Supreme Court had closed the reserves, the President had been impeached, elections were coming. He wouldn't find that out for days. What he found out right then was that they hustled him back to the gate and he walked out past rows of soldiers into a wall of noise and light. Television cameras showed him lost and blinking in the glare. evacuating him. There'd been some big government scandal. The Supreme Court had closed the reserves, the President had been impeached, elections were coming. He wouldn't find that out for days. What he found out right then was that they hustled him back to the gate and he walked out past rows of soldiers into a wall of noise and light. Television cameras showed him lost and blinking in the glare.

"What's your name?"

"Gerrold Cahill," he said.

"Hey Gerrold! Look over here!" a hundred voices called.

It was overwhelming. They all called out at the same time, and it was mostly just noise to him, but if he could understand a question, he tried to answer it. "How's it feel to be out of there?"

"Loud," he said. "And bright."

"What do you want to do?"

"Take a hot shower and eat some hot food."

There was a row of sawhorses and the cameras and lights were all behind them. A guy with corporal's stripes was trying to urge him towards a trailer, but Cahill was like someone knocked down by a wave who tries to get to their feet only to be knocked down again.

"Where are you from?"

"Tell us what it was like!"

"What was it like?" Cahill said. Dumbs.h.i.t question. What was he supposed to say to that? But his response had had the marvelous effect of quieting them for a moment which allowed him to maybe get his bearings a little. "It wasn't so bad."

The barrage started again but he picked out "Were you alone?"

"Except for the zombies."

They liked that and the surge was almost animalistic. Had he seen zombies? How had he survived? He shrugged and grinned.

"Are you glad to be going back to prison?"

He had an answer for that, one he didn't even know was in him. He would repeat it in the interview he gave to the Today Show Today Show and again in the interview for and again in the interview for 20/20 20/20. "Cleveland was better than prison," he said. "No alliances, no gangs, just zombies."

Someone called, "Are you glad they're going to eradicate the zombies?"

"They're going to what?" he asked.

The barrage started again, but he said, "What are they going to do to the zombies?"

"They're going to eradicate them, like they did everywhere else."

"Why?" he asked.

This puzzled the mob. "Don't you think they should be?"

He shook his head.