Translators Corner (Cast: Doctor Oda and Clown)

Oda: Clown, how are you feeling?

Clown: Doctor, what is my name?

Oda: I cant tell you. You have to remember yourself. Otherwise, there would be no meaning to this.

Clown: Why did Aiko commit suicide?

Oda: You remembered that? What else?

Clown: Just that why, doctor, why?

Oda: It was a truly unfortunate incident but dont worry about it, youll only stress yourself out.

Clown: What should I be doing?

Oda: Laugh. Cry. Think. But dont bother trying to remember. It will only hurt you. Rather, forget. Forget and start again from the beginning.

Clown: Start from the beginning?

Oda: Yes, lets start anew

Clown: Start anew By the way, doc! Have you heard this story? During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking out, the husband cries out, Watch out for the wall!

Oda: Let me prescribe you something new

.

.

Birth of a Demon Lord

077. Ramiris Report

Suddenly barged in exclaiming something

W-what did you say!!! should have I respond thus?

Ramiris is running pointing at me.

Behind her, Beretta is politely closing the door.

I somehow felt the need to praise his efforts.

And running at me, I felt that Ramiris was brandishing something.

Suddenly, a being, Diablo, dressed in fine clothes blocked her way.

He had been quietly observing the conference from the end of the table until now, but he could not have permitted the intruder to act as they pleased.

How should I say this? Ramiris was quickly restrained.

While struggling to get free,

W-wait! What are you doing!!!

She said.

What a pleasant person. Though I dont feel a shred of a demon lords dignity from her, she is nonetheless a pleasant person.

Rimuru-sama, I have restrained a suspicious individual. How should I proceed?

She was screaming some foolishness regarding the citys demise. Should I dispose of her?

Diablo came up to me and politely asked.

Geeeeh! I cant run away even using all my power?!

T-this guy! Hes no small fry, is he?

What, I ask: what is going on! What did I do?!

As always, shes damn noisy.

Frankly, for her to run away from Diablo, who has twice as much magic power as she, is nigh on impossible.

So this is a demon lord, huh?

Somehow, the reason I think demon lords are small fry may be completely her fault.

Rimuru-sama, are you this fairys acquaintance?

Fuze asked.

Aaah, the conference came to a halt again. Couldnt she have barged in a bit later?

Her inability to read the mood hasnt changed in the slightest.

Yeah, the fairy Ramiris is indeed my acquaintance.

Shes also one of the demon lords kind, sort of? Or at least claims to be

Hey! What do you mean claims to be!

I am feared as the strongest among the ten great demon lords!

The great Ramiris of the Labyrinth is none other than me!

She proudly exclaimed from within Diablos restraints.

It seems that she is completely oblivious to her completely lack of a presence.

Huh? A demon lord?

Heeh, this thing?

The gathered replied, completely in line with my predictions.

Eh?

Ehhhh?

What? Shouldnt you be more surprised?

Im a demon lord, you know! Whats with that bored glance?

No no.

Even if you claim to be one, you have been captured.

Maybe they are all just relaxed as a result?

Is what I thought, but

Nah I mean, Rimuru-dono is a demon lord as well so I expected him to have a few demon lord acquaintances

At this point, after being scared half to death by Veldoras rebirth, these mundane declarations can hardly surprise me

They are looking at each other and nodding.

I see, now that I think about it, that makes sense.

In contrast to them,

Haaah? Veldoras rebirth?

Arent you all loony!

Veldoras a small fry that I could have handled with a single punch!

Hardly a guy to discuss. Well, his era is now over, you see.

If you must fear somebody, fear me instead!

She said while laughing loudly.

If anything, talking would be her strong point.

So I had her released and brought to Veldoras place.

Sorry Veldora, but could you fight her for a bit?

She is a demon lord, so she wont die from your aura

Hmm? Sorry, Im currently busy solving a great mystery

Ah, the culprit is Yasu. Solved, right?

So I leave her with you

I left these parting words and returned to my seat.

Veldora opened his eyes wide, making a shocked face that screamedEh? Why did you have to spoil who the culprit is!.

As for Ramiris, upon seeing Veldora, she immediately fainted and silence returned to the room.

Having shut both of the trouble children up, we decided to conclude the conference there.

In the end, we decided to release the King and have Marquis Myula and Count Herman seek liability.

And well have Youmu jump on the opportunity.

The Dwarf Kingdom, as a result of our recent victory, has declared the intent to form diplomatic relations with us.

Sorcerers Dynasty Sarion has also decided to openly recognize Tempest as a sovereign state.

And, once we build a highway leading to it, they will also pursue diplomacy with us.

These two countries are not influenced by the Western Saints Church, so they can openly do so.

Thus, Brumund Kingdom is the only remaining problem.

Itd be great if we could say farewell to the church.

But I doubt the Council will silently accept this

And thats what causing the most pain.

But, no matter which they choose, theyll get caught up in a conflict.

Ill somehow persuade the top brass. When I do, well also seek diplomatic relations with you.

You would accept it, right?

He stressed the point.

Of course we would, though.

Even from the perspective of profit-and-loss alone, Tempest a country recognized by two of the strongest nationsMilitary State Dwargon and Sorcerers Dynasty Sarion.

So surely they would be overjoyed at the chance of establishing diplomacy with us.

But, if compared to sticking with all the Council member states, its unclear which way the scales will tip.

I know the answer.

At the moment, sticking with the Council will be more profitable.

However, within ten year, we shall be at least their equal; and, after twenty, we shall leave them in the dust.

Such is the definitive prediction made by Raphael by analyzing the available data.

But I will not tell them this

They must choose for themselves, you see.

Thus, our current problem is the Western Saints Church.

We predict an inevitable clash with not only the Western Saints Church but also the Holy Kingdom Ruberium.

And thats a big problem.

I mean, we need to win and display our usefulness and cooperation.

So its not like these problems will be easily resolved.

Right now, everything depends on our actions.

Thus ended the conference of various states with various expectations.

This sudden meeting shall go down in history as an important turning point.

Of course, we could not have known that at the time.

In the middle of tidying up after the conference,

I got the feeling that I was forgetting something

Ah, you! What is this, what the hell is this all about!

Something noisy came.

I remembered. She had come over.

Her face full of tears, clearly seeking respite.

It cant be helped.

She fainted from seeing Veldora, and upon awakening was guided into the world of manga; so, without even noticing that the conference had come to an end, shes been hitting it off with Veldora the whole time.

Noticing that everybody was moving around, she remembered her original objective in a panic.

She is a very carefree individual, so I dont expect anything important to come from her lips anyways.

But, upon hearing her words, the foreigner guests stopped their departure preparations.

And remembering the existence known as Ramiris, they again returned to their seats.

Pleased with the sight, she arched her back emphasizing her pitiful chest.

And,

Ill say it again! The Tempest Country shall fall!!!

She declared.

W-what did you say!!!? (Read in monotone)

I ask as a kind of aizuchi.

FufunWell, its not like I wish for such an outcome.

So, be grateful that I have come all the way to deliver this report!

Her words have become very condescending.

Playing along will only prolong this, so lets get to the point.

So, why will we fall?

She turned serious upon hearing these words and looked over the gathered officials once.

And after a little thought,

Well, its not like this doesnt concern humans, so okay. Listen up.

By Demon Lord Claymans proposal, the demon lords shall hold the Walpurgis Banquet.

Supporting him are Demon Lords Frey and Milim.

As it was proposed by three demon lords, it has been accepted.

An invitation has reached me as well.

The discussion at the banquet isAvenging the murder of Demon Lord Karion

And

The culprit has been named asThe presumptuous idiot who called themselves a demon lordRimuru

Did you by any chance call yourself one?

She asked with a serious face completely benefiting the aloof Ramiris.

The gathered trembled at her words. Seems like it was a serious matter after all.

By the way, whos demon lord Karion? I dont remember fighting him, though?

It is true that I have called myself a Demon Lord, but I dont know anything about Demon Lord Karions murder

Wait a minute!!! Is it true that Karion-sama has been murdered?!

Interrupting my words, Grucius barged into the conversation.

Hmm? Could he be Karions subordinate?

Demon Lord Ramiris, please answer me. Has Karion-sama truly fallen?

W-wait a second! Can you please not barge in while people are talking?!

But, whatever.

It does seem that Rimuru did not kill him, so theres some evil ploy unfolding here.

Tis time for the great detective Ramiris, right?

At this point, the one who announced it is the most suspicious!

In other words the culprit is Demon Lord Clayman!

Completely ignoring Grucius words, she jumped straight to the conclusion.

However, though it pains me to no end, her conclusion is affirmed by Wisdom King Raphael.

As for her, shes just reciting the line she read from a manga a second ago.

Hey, I also agree with that hypothesis, but please answer Grucius question.

Has Demon Lord Karion truly been defeated?

The gathered fell silent, awaiting her response.

For these large countries, its a big deal if a demon lord gets defeated.

It signifies the loss of balance among the demon lords.

But Ramiris is unconcerned with such matters.

Without a care,

Huh? I dont know. Thats the contents of the invitation sent to me?

She nonchalantly replied.

Shes a kid after all. Though I guess its good enough that she bothered to come to let us know.

So, for what purpose did you let us know this?

Hmm? Oh, the thing is, I was worried thinking what would happen to Beretta if you died?

So, deciding to become your ally, I came over.

Which is why Ill create an entrance to my labyrinth here, okay?

Hey, why are you discussing it all at once! What do you mean an entrance to your labyrinth?

Im grateful for the warning, but this is a separate matter!

And arent you treating Beretta like your own thing already?

Eeeehhhh isnt it fine? Dont worry about the small things!

More importantly, Beretta wanted to say hi. Heeey, come over here!

Without listening to others at all, she just says whatever she feels like saying.

Feels like the conversation came to a close.

What a ridiculously free-willed individual she is!

Anyways, we decided to disperse.

Not like wed get any more information out of Ramiris anyways.

Promising to let our guests know should any new information arrive, they left satisfied.

And, the conference being over, we made preparations for their leave.

Well, for the Dwarf Kingdom, we only had to cut the connection, though.

As for Fuze, hell rest a day here and then return to Brumund.

Duke Elalude wanted to talk with his daughter more, so hell be spending a few days.

It was truly an impromptu conference, but many important individuals gathered.

And though we had a selfish fairy barge in on us, I judged the conference a fruitful one.

Thus our impromptu conference came to a close.

Now then, after switching rooms, I had gathered the Departments.

Along with Youmu, Myulan, and Grucius.

Though we are using the small conference room, we were all able to find a seat.

According to what Fuze has gathered, Walpurgis Banquest is a night where all the demon lords gather.

Three voices are need to schedule it, a gathering of truly powerful individuals.

Absentees have to be prepared to face severe consequences, as this is a covenant established between all the selfish demon lords.

In the first place, these happen really rarely and are hardly mentioned in human literature.

But still, the name Walpurgis Banquet is typically associated with the beginning of a Great Holy Magic War.

The last one being over a thousand years ago and resulted in myriad casualties and great calamities.

Thus, it is commonly known as the banquet that brings chaos and destruction into the lands.

Their current target is Rimuru-dana, so you best be prepared.

Worst case scenario, you will have eight demon lords as enemies.

Thats if we trust Demon Lord Ramiris words, that is

Fuze said, worrying for me.

Well, Ill do something about it I said to reassure him.

Being hunted by demon lords, though cut me some slack.

Thus, I decided to hold a counter-measures meeting.

Now then, I understand that it feels like we are continuing the conference indefinitely, but please bear with me.

We are currently gathered here regardingDemon Lords Walpurgis Banquet

According to Ramiris report, I am their target.

What do you think we should do?

Anyways, Ill ask for their opinion first as I always do.

Yes! Shion excitedly raised her hand.

When I point at her,

How about we cut down all the demon lords?

Calling on an idiot my bad.

I felt a blood vessel pop on my head. Hadnt something like this happened before

Shion, how would you cut them down? Do you have a realistic opinion?

She hung her head in shame upon hearing my words.

However, it seems strange that Demon Lord Milim had supported the notion.

Smells suspicious if you ask me

Souei pointed out.

I also thought the same.

Right. I cant imagine Milim-sama betraying Rimuru-sama.

Its baseless intuition. But I trust my intuition.

Benimaru said.

I see, though he has no proof, huh?

The thing is, I dont feel that I was betrayed by Milim.

Wisdom King Raphael too, though he has little data regarding this, mentioned that unless there was some great change, such an outcome is impossible.

I decided to believe in Milim.

Kufufufufu. Well, if it comes down to fight against all the demon lords, lets just crush them.

Frankly, Demon Lord Rimuru-sama alone will be enough!

Shion nodded, happy that someone else agreed with her.

Exactly! Isnt it wonderful to be a newcomer.

He took the words right out of my mouth!

The all nodded.

Why has it come to this?

By the looks of it, more than half are in complete agreement with Veldora.

The Lets be Careful Party is composed of Gabil and Gerudo only?

Everyones raring to go; bloodlust has filled the room.

Suddenly, the meeting was dominated by the War Party.

Wait a second, relax.

Anyways. We have all agreed that Milim could not have betrayed me.

So, something must have happened.

As Ramiris mentioned earlier, the culprit might just be Clayman.

So we should think upon what has occurred

I was successful at diverting the conversation from its dangerous course.

Lets get to the main point.

Right? Right?

Great Detective Ramiris intuition was spot on!

In that case, shouldnt we just blow Clayman away?

I see. That makes sense.

Alright, Ill go and cut that guy down

Hey, wait, wait! Relax a bit, Shion.

Stop getting ready to go Benimaru and Souei, you too!

Seriously.

This is not going in the direction I wanted it to.

And Ramiris is getting carried away as well.

By the way, why? Why do you have so many powerful devils lying around here?!

At this point, isnt it fine for me to have Beretta!

She continued.

What a troubling person. She just doesnt give up.

And, noticing that my comrades are strong, shes getting carried away herself.

Her selfishness knows no bound!

Would it be fine? I do not believe Karion-sama has fallen.

But, would you be willing to bring me to this Walpurgis Banquet?

Grucius said.

Hmph. I might.

Only the demon lord and two to three escorts can attend the banquet.

Individuals not involved in the banquet would be killed, you know?

Ramiris responded.

On that note, I thought up something I wanted to ask,

Hey, can you let them know that I will be participating?

Everyones eyes focused on me.

I mean, if Im being hunted, I might as well go and meet them myself.

This might also serve as a good test for the new barrier; and, worst comes to worst, I have the confidence to run away.

So rather than prowling the shadows, doesnt attacking them head on sound more fun?

More importantly. I will never again let this city suffer a casualty.

If youre planning on attacking my friends, you have got to be prepared for my response.

Aaah. Seems like Ive turned into a muscle-for-brains as well.

Kuahahaha! Hes raring to go! Very well, I shall also go!

With me attending, the Demon Lords shall know bottomless fear!

Yes! If master Vel-chan is going, I too will be safe!

With Beretta as well, my defenses are perfect!

No? Im not planning on protecting you at all though?

Ueee?! Thats so cold master Vel-chan!

And whats with this master thing

I dont know when, but they have become manga buddies.

Being friends is good and all, but that feeling doesnt seem to be reciprocated.

Thus, via a dedicated demon lord channel, Ramiris let them know that I will be participating in the banquet.

What a pointlessly high level skillit allows communication via space manipulation.

While she is busy with that, Beretta came up to greet me.

I congratulate you on becoming a demon lord.

I too have received a blessing thanks to your evolution, and wish to say thanks.

As a result, I have evolved from an Arc Doll into a Chaos Doll.

He said, deeply bowing.

He acquired unique skillSaint Demon Union

As a result, he nullifies essentially all physical or magical attacks, and, by combining demonic and saint powers, he evolved into a Chaos doll.

So, for example, while the arc doll could not have moved in the Holy Barrier I was trapped in, he now evolved beyond it.

New spirit cores awakened within his body, and by mixing with the magic ones, they became Saint Demon ones.

I really want to study him, but its not the time for that now.

O-oh. As long as youre healthy.

Once this incident ends, lets talk a bit?

Ay! Your words are wasted on someone like me. I am looking forward to such a time.

Yeah. Im also happy that youre listening to what Ramiris is saying.

Well, as long as you ignore any unreasonable orders.

If anything happens during the Walpurgis Banquet, Im counting on you.

Leave it to me. I will live up to your expectations!

After such an exchange, Beretta sat down.

Since Ramiris had only one subordinate, Grucius came along with her.

Myulan also wanted to settle her grudge, but Youmu stopped her.

Well, her battle power is a little lacking.

So Beretta and Grucius will attend along with Ramiris.

While I was talking with Beretta, Shion was looking at me with a pained expression.

Shes bound to rampage if I dont bring her.

So, I decided on Shion as one of my escorts.

And, calling Ranga from within my shadow

I hope you would choose me. I will not lose to the likes of some demon lords!

How reliable.

So its decided.

Benimaru and Souei are disappointed, but theyll just have to get over it.

Theres also the job of ensuring this citys defense.

Along with Gabil and Gerudo, we have a solid defense system.

On a one in a million chance the Church sends a subjugation team, I had Diablo observe the region.

Destroying Templars in order to bring down the Holy Barrier takes priority, after all.

So maybe I should leave Souei on guard duty as well.

While waiting for Ramiris response, we are busy doing menial tasks.

In the end, my participation was recognized.

The demon lords may have just thought it inconvenient to have to go all the way out here to attack.

But, this presents a wonderful opportunity.

I now have acquired the right to participate in Walpurgis Banquet.

The demon lords I am fated to meetLeon Cromwell and Clayman.

But this time, my target is Clayman.

I have not forgotten the Orc Lord incident.

Theres also Myulans case.

And more importantly, I worry about Milim.

Say your prayers.

You made me your enemy.

I am not so naive as to forgive my enemies.

As long as youre not a beautiful girl