Bloobliblaa~~

Oh no a banana peel!!

ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3

Boom kabooow!!

_:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

I'm dying... cough

*spits blood*

I cant die i have too many regrets

Still havent saved my mom and sister by being a douche in virtual reality

Cough

Dies

Omg i have woken up in tdg

Now my name isn't 'blank' anymore! It will be 'heaven warping s.p.a.ce time celestial dragon primordial chaos phoenix tiger emperor of bhuddism and s.h.i.+zle'

It seems i reincarnated as shen yue 1 day before the plot starts

Better start preparing

One day later~~

Ok everyone loves me now.

I have solved global warming and invented yogurt icecream

I enter the cla.s.sroom and am welcomed by my harem of bish 1,2,3

Omggg shen yue gimme your babies!!!

No

He loves me -ziyun

I take my seat on my throne and which my cla.s.smates prepared

Suddenly!

R/woosh

Omg nie lie woke up

Hi nie lie, i'm the captain now

Wha?

Whoosh

Nie li get killed by my 1000000000000 power

I pick up his plot armor

Now i am half nie li and know all his knowledge

Time skip

It is now the year 9373894789

The age of s.p.a.ce travel

I realised that nie li's cultivation methods are s.h.i.+t after cultivating it so long so i build a time machine to go back in time

Ok im back

Hey a rock!

*stubs toe*

Whoosh enlightment comes to the worthy

I have now mastered dao

I snap my finger and all bad guys are ded

Sage emperor, sacred family and dark guild are no more.

Time for kingdom building

"Wololo"

Ok everyone is now part of my kingdom

I realise that this world doesn't need me anymore so i leave behind my babies and 9000 wives

The end