I turned to look to the only person I was on speaking terms, George, and looked at him in confusion, as I also had my eyebrow half raised in a questioning gesture . "What is the issue, guys? You guys look pretty confused . " I asked them .

George, who still had that perplexed look on his face asked me, "What is a p.u.s.s.y?"

For a long a.s.s moment, it was silent all around . The silence was so deafening, that you could drop a small, little, tiny pin if you wanted, and it would echo throughout the whole place, being heard loud and clear by every single soul .

When George spoke his question out loud to me, I just stood there dumbly, like a complete and utter idiot, as I stared off into empty s.p.a.ce . After a while, I was able to gather myself up, get my mind back in running order, and returned to the material world . I sighed as I thought to myself, I always seem to forget that they are just eleven year olds, at the moment . Or is it me, who forgets that I am now a total of 26 years old, if you combine the ages of my two lives .

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I looked at both of them right in the eye and said in a sincere and serious voice . "Once you guys are much older, I shall tell you about the greatness of this sort of stuff . " The two of them looked at me gapingly, since I was exuding such an aura of great magnitude and wonderment .

I chuckled to myself, once I saw that look of utter perplexity and a hint of . . . amazement, if I do say so myself, on the both of their faces . Today must be the first time in their whole little lives, that they saw my sage mode . Ahh, I must say, it never gets old acting like a wise old man . . . a wise old perverted man you may say . But never the less, it feels wonderful acting like I know all thing in the universe, and guiding all these little ones on to the correct path! Such is the life of a great Sage!

I patted the twins on the back, and said to them in a matter of fact tone, "Now let's be on our way . We have a great mystery on our hands that we need to solve . " And without any further question or any dilly dallying for that matter, the two of them followed my lead; like two pious students following in the footsteps of their great teacher . And in jiffy, we were out and about, and all gone like a slight autumn breeze .

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"Alright, we are here!" I said, as we finally came in view of the old unused bathroom . Well, I suppose it is not a bathroom any longer, so I guess I have to say; that we have finally come into view of the door leading to our new shop . Now that sounds much better .

Anyways, I must say, it was very difficult and challenging getting here . Firstly, we had to pa.s.s by all the student throughout the hallways and corridors, without attracting any suspicion . To make it even more harder, at one point we almost ran into Lee Jordan . It was only thanks to Fred's quick thinking that we got past him without being seen .

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We also nearly ran into Charlie, Professor Flitwick, and Professor Dumbledore . It truly is like we have hit rock bottom with our luck, but nevertheless, we made it through the finish line as we persevered through all the difficulties and trials .

"Alright, let's get this done with!" I said as I started to silently and carefully walk toward the door leading to our new shop . Now would be totally the worst time to get caught, just as we were in sight of our goal, in arms length but anyway, if that actually happened then the universe is an utter and complete d.i.c.k .

The two red headed twins, followed in my tracks, and we came to a complete stop, as we came face to face with the portrait of Glanmore Peakes . "h.e.l.lo, good old chap!" I said in a cheerful voice as I waved at Glanmore Peakes, hoping and praying that my bright att.i.tude, gets across that all is good in heaven .

The last time we meet each other was in a single pa.s.sing moment that was only just a few seconds . It was when we ran away from that whole h.o.a.rd of little Doxies . Not the most pleasant of meetings, I must say . And I know how it must have looked like . Presently, I can only hope that he would forgive and forget .

And it seems like all of my hopes were dashed and destroyed with that single glare Glanmore Peakes gave us . It really looked like he was ready to jump out of us portrait any second now, and strangle us where we stood .

I cleared my throat, it seems like I will have to try a different approach . And I know which approach will work, the truth .

I turned to faced Glanmore Peakes head on, and said in a sincere and genuine voice, "Glanmore Peakes, I know that we did not have much time to clarify and set things straight . But we are here now to do that and much more .

So please believe me when I say, it was not us who unleashed that whole swarm of Doxies . We are here now to figure that out, and you standing in the way will not be helping at all in doing so . So please let us through so that we can get some answers . "

I stood back and waited silently and patiently, as I let Glanmore Peakes process and digest my short little speech and come to his decision, whether it be good or bad .