It was the end of summer vacation, and I was in my bas.e.m.e.nt bringing the second season of that cheesy Batman show from the sixties starring the greatest of greats, Adam West.

I was the little piggy that stayed home that summer, soaking up old boring tv shows like a sponge. They were at least a good distraction for how boring my life was. I would've been happy if my only friend, John, moved away.

John's dad got a job so they had to move, like, flash fast.

One weekend, John and I were building our hangout cabins in the woods. Next weekend he was gone.

My summer wouldn't be so bad if he wouldn't move away! But of course, his dad got a job and move away!

Before starting the next episode of my Batman TV show, I needed to eat a peanut b.u.t.ter cup.

The next second I was riding my bike, went to a convenient shop and slammed 4 dollors on the front counter. " A package of your finest peanut b.u.t.ter cup, kind sir."

The convenient store guy groaned as he handed me the package. I quickly put my snack in my pocket and pedaled home.

I heard a kid in a distance yell "Help!" I shrugged and headed home. I only had 5 minutes before my peanut b.u.t.ter cup melted.

Peanut b.u.t.ter cups are my favorites. I just love em! but... would I marry one? I wonder how a peanut b.u.t.ter cup wedding will be... I mean.. nevermind forgets it.

My dad calls me amazing and my mom says that I'm creative but I, Rex Vicar, is just a normal kid like everyone else. Nothing special, just a "normal kid".