Chapter 110: Terrifying Nobles

Its hopelessIm done for

I took the glass on the table and gulped it down at once.

It was an expensive wine, but I couldnt taste it at all.

I was drinking out of despair.

Perhaps..It was a handkerchief with an original design!

I thought about it and checked the handkerchief again. It was useless though.

This handkerchief had three holes and it was made of lace

The material between the two smaller holes was thicker.

No matter how you looked at these, they were still panties.

It helps a little that they werent used, but.

Still, nothing really helped at this point, thats what I felt.

But only for the fact that they were not being used before, I thought I was fortunate.

I poured some more wine and gulped it down.

I cant keep going if I dont drink.

By the time I opened the third bottle of wine, a heard a knock on my door.

Whos there? Come in.

Excuse mWere you drinking? I will bring some snacks.

She came inside at the perfect moment when I pawed at the ground. She froze in place.

I was so drunk I couldnt speak

Its been a long time.since I last drank this much.

Suu! I dont want shnacks. I dont need yoww!

Master, you are quite drunkWater. Please drink this.

Water? I dont want watter, I want shake!

Yes, yes, I will go prepare some. But first, drink this, all right?

She pinched my nose and made me drink water directly from the water jug.

Haha, its funny. Its like Ive become a glass or something.

Wow, master. Youre amazing! Come now, drink some more!

Buhaaa! Really? I can drink a lot more, you know?

And so, because Suu forced all that water down my throat, I was starting to sober up.

Still, her skills were so vivid.

When I came to my senses, she loosened up my belt and put me to sleep on the sofa.

.Sorry, Suu. I drank too much.

Its all right. Sometimes it helps change your mood. Besides, that curI mean, my brother. Im used to taking care of him in these situations.

She said and placed a wet towel on my forehead.

Ah.This feels so good.

It wouldve been perfect if she didnt call me a cur.

After a small break, my mind felt refreshed.

What I drank before was not normal water, was it?

I never woke up so quickly after a drunkenness like that. Maybe she put some medicinal plants in that water.

I put away the towel and stood up.

I wanted to take Suu to my mother-in-laws room as quickly as possible.

Suu, I have something to talk

MasterIs it about this?

An expressionless Suu was holding the panties in her hands, expanding them.

An expressionless beauty is extremely scary.

An expressionless plain girl is comedy material, but when a beautiful girl does th

is, well, thats horror material.

Thethe truth is

I knelt down in front of Suu, who was still expanding those panties, and explained her the situation.

I didnt know why I knelt down.

My body moved on its own.

I finished explaining to the expressionless Suu about what happened, while she continued to tamper with those panties.

I felt like an underwear thief explaining himself to the victim.

.Master, excuse me but I have to say this.

She prompted me to sit on the sofa, then she started to talk.

First, master, you are taking Lamia-samatoo lightly. That person is a true noble. Most likely these are teaching materials.

She fluttered the panties then continued.

Lamia-samagave you these in order to train you, master. What if these panties didnt belong to Lamia-sama, but to some other noble woman? What would you do then?

Training.Another noble woman?

Its not impossible. Your weakness is precisely your kindness, master. And when the other party is a woman, its just too easy to see this.

.

I cant really answer her back.

If youre a noble, the underwear is much less important when you could have naked women waiting for you. Besidesdid you examine these panties properly?

NNo.

Please look. Can you see that this part here is rather thick? Most likely inside is.

She said and tore the panties off.

As I thought, its a secret message. Master.take a look.

I opened the memo she gave me.

Did it surprise you? You cant let your guard down, all right?

.Its settled. This was all my mother-in-laws training.

Because I panicked too much, she saw right through me that I have no immunity to women.

My masters training was hellBut my mother-in-laws training was mental.

Still, Im glad I received this training from her!

This dark side of nobles, I will never get it if they dont teach me.

At any rate, my stomach started to hurtGeez!

Master, you learned something from this lessonYou have to properly check things for secret messages, you must get used to treating women, and, lastly, you should rely on me more.

.Youre right. Ill do just that. AhI feel relieved from the bottom of my heart.

Fufu, that and one more thingYou must never take the Frontier Counts Household lightly. That Lamia-samawould never give you her own underwear.

She said, then placed the panties on a tray and burnt them.

.Err, Suu-san? Your face looks scary.

When did it happen? How comes Lamia-samagot her hands on my underwear

Eh? These panties were Suus!?

Then, I might have wanted them.

That old hagsI mean, I dont need that older sister of a mother-in-laws panties. But if they belonged to a beautiful woman, then the story is different.

Anyway, the issue has been settled. Madam found out about this too, right?

He? Madam as in Bea? Where did she??

Do you need anything from me? Good morning Zest-sama.

(Good morning, Dad. You were found out!)

Bea and Toto came here from the bedroom.

It seems that she observed the situation first.. Bea could deceive me, but Toto is just too frank.

.Great. Please dont say that you wanted those panties.

Beas face turned completely red and she informed us, as if nothing happened whatsoever.

Come now, Zest-sama. Lets go eat.

Youre right. Suu, please take care of it.

(What will we have for breakfast? Toto likes salad!)

Ill go prepare it right away.

Suu lowered her head gracefully and left the room.

This girl really is excellentIve got myself a wonderful steward.

I admired Suu once again as I drank some more water.

Now that I sobered up, I was quite hungry.

Ill eat with all my might!

By the way, Zest-sama?

I was in an euphoric mood because of the upcoming breakfast. Bea smiled at me.

About my mothers underwear.you might say that I understood.

(Ah, I must go to the toilet.)

Toto disappeared, as if she ran away from a dark and cold magical power.

Toto, you have some amazing danger sensing abilities.

Take daddy with you!

In the first placewhy did have those panties? Fufufu, its strange, isnt it? Lets take our time and talk, will you?

Please wait. Suu! Suu did it!

I didnt do anything wrong! I didnt do anything wrong!

I squeezed this interior desperate shout to death, and knelt down for the second time today