"Look, I'm in trouble."

"Clearly."

"And I didn't come here for you to put your Urban Cowboy moves on me."

He grinned and folded his arms across his chest. "Tamara-"

"It's still Tammy Jo!" I snapped and then blushed in embarra.s.sment as Jenson appeared and frowned at me for yelling at the boss. Jenson held out a stack of thick white towels. I took them.

"Thank you."

Jenson then lifted a black terrycloth bathrobe that had been draped over his arm and shook it straight with all the flourish of a magician pulling a tablecloth free from under a china setting. "I took the liberty," he said, glancing at Bryn.

Bryn nodded, and Jenson hung the robe on a polished silver hook on the wall near the door. "At present, we do not have any slippers to fit you, Miss Tamara. There are socks in the pocket of the robe." Jenson gave a slight bow and then turned and left.

"Where can I get me one of those?" I mumbled, looking wistfully after the butler.

"The United Kingdom."

"Did he cost a lot?" I asked, rubbing the water from my hair.

"Less than a yacht. More than a pair of silver candlesticks."

"Hmm. That narrows it down. You-" I said, pointing at him.

"Yes?"

"Out." I pointed to the door.

"Is this your house?" he asked with mock curiosity.

I scowled at him, which made him smile.

"I'll be in the hall. Call me if there are any spots you can't reach."

I flicked him with the towel as he left.

There was no lock on the door, so the Indy 500 pit crews had nothing on me as I stripped. I wrapped myself in his plush monogrammed bathrobe and tossed my wet clothes in the oversized dryer. I pulled on the socks, feeling very vulnerable. The only other man's clothes I'd ever worn were Zach's jerseys and T-shirts. This felt a whole lot like cheating on Zach.

You're not married to him! I told myself. You can do what you want and don't need to feel guilty.

Except Lyons is on the list.

I opened the door and found Bryn leaning against the wall waiting for me.

"You're a lawyer, right?"

"Is this a trick question?"

"I need to hire you."

"All right." His eyes roamed over me from head to toe. "What would you like to give me as a retainer?"

About all I had left was tumbling on the high-heat cycle, and somehow I had a feeling my bra and panty set wasn't what Bryn had in mind since I wasn't in them anymore.

"We'll have to sort that out later."

"Sounds promising."

"Hey! I have a real problem here. Stop giving me the Sylvester the Cat look. I'm not Tweety. I need serious help."

"I'm listening. Unlike some of the men in your life, my intelligence doesn't disappear in the face of noncognitive pursuits."

I c.o.c.ked my head.

"I can l.u.s.t and think at the same time. Tell me your problem."

"Attorney-client privilege, right?"

"If you need it," he said with a nod, his black hair gleaming like patent leather when it caught the light.

I spilled the story about needing to put a zombie back in the grave and having put the Glenfiddle workers in a coma.

"Who is the zombie?"

"Not relevant," I said, thinking I ought to tell him no more than I had to, on account of the list. "What do I do?"

"You need a counterspell."

"I don't know one. And I'm afraid if I make one up, it'll go wrong."

"That's a reasonable fear."

"So?"

"You know there are rules that govern this sort of thing."

"What are you talking about?"

"I can't teach you spells unless you're bound to me as an apprentice. We have a coda of laws. I helped draft them."

"Why?"

"Because witches and wizards are not to give information out indiscriminately. Magic is dangerous in the hands of the uninitiated, as you've just seen. Young pract.i.tioners need mentors. Normally, your aunt or your mother would act as mentor."

"Well, they're not around."

"I know."

"Look, I can't bind myself to you. I'm not even supposed to a.s.sociate with you. I'm only here because this is an emergency. How about if you don't tell me how to do it? What if you just cast the counterspell?"

"A normal spell wouldn't work. Your magic did the damage. I can't counteract it unless I've already got some connection to you or to the people that have been spelled or if there is some talisman that I could destroy. You know, something physical that the magic is tied to. Or unless I want to use an extremely powerful spell that would put me personally at risk, which I'm not interested in doing."

I stamped my foot, stubbing my toe on the granite. "So what you're saying is you won't teach me how to fix it and you won't fix it yourself?"

"I can teach you if you-"

"No. I can't be your student."

"Then you're just going to have to wait and hope that the magic fades and that the spell dissipates before the people die of dehydration."

"Arrg!" I choked out a strangled cry. "Who else could teach me? Or is there someone I could talk to about breaking the rule? It's an emergency. People are dying."

He was quiet.

"What? You know something. Tell me."

He looked me over. "I'm not in favor of turning you over to another witch or wizard for an apprenticeship. They might exploit you."

"And you wouldn't?"

He smiled and shrugged. "The devil you know or the devil you don't."

"I can't bind myself to you. It'll have to be someone else. There must be someone you know who's good. Someone you trust."

"You realize that we're limited in our choices. We need someone local. If those people are as ill as you say, they won't last while we make the rounds to interview potential mentors." He glanced at his watch. "I'll tell you what, it happens that I have a meeting tonight with a group of pract.i.tioners. They're not a ruling body, so they can't vote to change the rules, but we can put it to them. If they support our breaking the law, then I'll do it. It'll improve my defense when I'm charged."

"Charged?" I echoed, drawing my eyebrows together. Just what was I getting him into?

"I don't have time to explain. If you're coming with me, you need to hurry and change. You can't go to a meeting of the Southwest Witches and Wizards a.s.sociation dressed in my bathrobe."

"SWWA?" Southwest Writers and Actors, my eye.

He nodded. "Do you have a gown like the peac.o.c.k one you wore to the Halloween party? The New Orleans faction hails from the French Quarter. A s.e.xy dress will go a long way toward winning them over."

"You want me to flaunt my body to win votes?" I scoffed. "I'm not that sort of girl."

"Would you rather sell your body or your soul?"

"Does it have to be one or the other?"

"Hey, you decided to play. No one forced you to cast that spell."

I thought about the poison. I could tell them how the zombie had gotten raised in the first place and throw myself on the mercy of the court, but then what would happen to Doc Barnaby? He was an old man, a really foolish, irresponsible, tea-poisoning old man, but I couldn't just tell on him. If Bryn Lyons was afraid of whoever was in charge of the witchcraft police, I sure didn't want them coming to Duvall after a little old man.

"I don't have any hooker dresses, but I know where I can get one."

He smiled. "You don't have to put it that way."

"Hey, let's call it like it is. You want me to come back here or will you pick me up?"

"I'll pick you up."

I walked away. "I'll give you back your bathrobe when I see you," I called over my shoulder.

"No rush. I like the way it looks on you."

I sure hoped that Zach and the sheriff, afraid of exposing the rest of the town, would stay under quarantine with the sick folks until I got back with an antidote spell. And I sure hoped the witches and wizards at the meeting agreed to let Bryn help me. Well, I would have to convince them. That was all there was to it.

Merc met me at the door. He licked his lips and seemed to have some milk on his whiskers. I looked toward the hall he'd come from. Jenson was standing there.

"The feline has been fed."

"Well, lucky him," I mumbled. "Thanks for the socks and stuff, Mr. Jenson. When I get back to my regular life I'm going to bring you a real nice pie. You like pecan?"

"You have an excellent reputation as a pastry chef. I have heard that your black raspberry torte is exceptional."

I beamed. Jenson, the sneaky pete, had just ensured that he would get tortes for life. "I'll make you one. The market's got good raspberries." I waved, and Merc and I went back outside. The rain had let up and was just a slow drizzle. I walked to the car, snagging Bryn's socks on the paved, stone drive. "Well, I sure like that Jenson, but the rest of the night wasn't so hot, was it? I'm glad you had some dinner 'cause you're gonna need your strength. We just skipped out of the freezer and into the frica.s.see, my friend."

Chapter 8.

Twenty minutes later, Bryn Lyons's black limousine pulled into my driveway. He usually drives a black Mercedes, but I guess the Merlin set likes to impress each other. It was almost like being in Dallas.

I put a trench coat on over Aunt Mel's 2002 "Lady of the Evening" Halloween costume that I'd borrowed. I tied the strap of my coat tight. Given that stepping outside was like getting into a sauna, only a nut or someone with something to hide would choose to wear an ankle-length coat. I was hoping that my neighbors would think I'd gone insane, but I worried they wouldn't. They were most likely going to report back to Zach that I'd gone on and become a flasher, but there was no way I could climb into a car with tinted windows wearing a borrowed streetwalker outfit. Thinking about the potential gossip made me wish I lived in a big city where women were free to wear clothes that they wouldn't want to be caught dead in.

Merc got to the car door, but stopped and hissed when it opened.

"Come on," I said.

He didn't budge.

"Get in the car, Mercutio," I said, but I took a step back, wondering why Merc hesitated.

Bryn climbed out, looking like sin in a suit.

"You're not coming with her?" Bryn asked the cat.

Mercutio looked at the door, hissed again, then circled my legs, b.u.mping me back from the car.

"What's in there?" I asked.

"Not what. Who. My father's in the car, but I suppose Mercutio smells Angus. I let the dog in the house before we left, and my father petted him."

I narrowed my eyes suspiciously. Bryn put his arms out as if to show he wasn't hiding anything.

"See for yourself," he said.

Mercutio sauntered away.