"Are you all right?" she said.

"Nurrgh," said Rincewind.

"Sorry?"

"Those men," he bubbled, "I mean, the way you kicked his...when you grabbed them by the...when you stabbed that one right in...who are are you?" you?"

"My name is Conina."

Rincewind looked at her blankly for some time.

"Sorry," he said, "doesn't ring a bell."

"I haven't been here long," she said.

"Yes, I didn't think you were from around these parts," he said. "I would have heard."

"I've taken lodgings here. Shall we go in?"

Rincewind glanced up at the dingy pole just visible in the smoky light of the spitting torches. It indicated that the hostelry behind the small dark door was the Troll's Head.

It might be thought that the Mended Drum, scene of unseemly scuffles only an hour ago, was a seedy disreputable tavern. In fact it was a reputable reputable disreputable tavern. Its customers had a certain rough-hewn respectability-they might murder each other in an easygoing way, as between equals, but they didn't do it vindictively. A child could go in for a gla.s.s of lemonade and be certain of getting nothing worse than a clip around the ear when his mother heard his expanded vocabulary. On quiet nights, and when he was certain the Librarian wasn't going to come in, the landlord was even known to put bowls of peanuts on the bar. disreputable tavern. Its customers had a certain rough-hewn respectability-they might murder each other in an easygoing way, as between equals, but they didn't do it vindictively. A child could go in for a gla.s.s of lemonade and be certain of getting nothing worse than a clip around the ear when his mother heard his expanded vocabulary. On quiet nights, and when he was certain the Librarian wasn't going to come in, the landlord was even known to put bowls of peanuts on the bar.

The Troll's Head was a cesspit of a different odor. Its customers, if they reformed, tidied themselves up and generally improved their image out of all recognition might, just might, aspire to be considered the utter dregs of humanity. And in the Shades, a dreg is a dreg.

By the way, the thing on the pole isn't a sign. When they decided to call the place the Troll's Head, they didn't mess about.

Feeling sick, and clutching the grumbling hatbox to his chest, Rincewind stepped inside.

Silence. It wrapped itself around them, nearly as thickly as the smoke of a dozen substances guaranteed to turn any normal brain to cheese. Suspicious eyes peered through the smog.

A couple of dice clattered to a halt on a tabletop. They sounded very loud, and probably weren't showing Rincewind's lucky number.

He was aware of the stares of several score of customers as he followed the demure and surprisingly small figure of Conina into the room. He looked sideways into the leering faces of men who would kill him sooner than think, and in fact would find it a great deal easier.

Where a respectable tavern would have had a bar there was just a row of squat black bottles and a couple of big barrels on trestles against the wall.

The silence tightened like a tourniquet. Any minute now, Rincewind thought.

A big fat man wearing nothing but a fur vest and a leather loincloth pushed back his stool and lurched to his feet and winked evilly at his colleagues. When his mouth opened, it was like a hole with a hem.

"Looking for a man, little lady?" he said.

She looked up at him.

"Please keep away."

A snake of laughter writhed around the room. Conina's mouth snapped shut like a letterbox.

"Ah," the big man gurgled, "that's right, I likes a girl with spirit-"

Conina's hand moved. It was a pale blur, stopping here here and and here here: after a few seconds of disbelief the man gave a little grunt and folded up, very slowly.

Rincewind shrank back as every other man in the room leaned forward. His instinct was to run, and he knew it was an instinct that would get him instantly killed. It was the Shades out there. Whatever was going to happen to him next was going to happen to him here. It was not a rea.s.suring thought.

A hand closed around his mouth. Two more grabbed the hatbox from his arms.

Conina spun past him, lifting her skirt to place a neat foot on a target beside Rincewind's waist. Someone whimpered in his ear and collapsed. As the girl pirouetted gracefully around she picked up two bottles, knocked out their bottoms on the shelf and landed with their jagged ends held out in front of her. Morpork daggers, they were called in the patois of the streets.

In the face of them, the Troll's Head's clientele lost interest.

"Someone got the hat," Rincewind muttered through dry lips, "They slipped out of the back way."

She glared at him and made for the door. The Head's crowd of customers parted automatically, like sharks recognizing another shark, and Rincewind darted anxiously after her before they came to any conclusion about him.

They ran out into another alley and pounded down it. Rincewind tried to keep up with the girl; people following her tended to tread on sharp things, and he wasn't sure she'd remember he was on her side, whatever side that was.

A thin, half-hearted drizzle was falling. And at the end of the alley was a faint blue glow.

"Wait!"

The terror in Rincewind's voice was enough to slow her down.

"What's wrong?"

"Why's he stopped?"

"I'll ask him," said Conina, firmly.

"Why's he covered in snow?"

She stopped and turned around, arms thrust into her sides, one foot tapping impatiently on the damp cobbles.

"Rincewind, I've known you for an hour and I'm astonished you've lived even that long!"

"Yes, but I have, haven't I? I've got a sort of talent for it. Ask anyone. I'm an addict."

"Addicted to what?"

"Life. I got hooked on it at an early age and I don't want to give it up and take it from me, this doesn't look right!"

Conina looked back at the figure surrounded by the glowing blue aura. It seemed to be looking at something in its hands.

Snow was settling on its shoulder like really bad dandruff. Terminal Terminal dandruff. Rincewind had an instinct for these things, and he had a deep suspicion that the man had gone where shampoo would be no help at all. dandruff. Rincewind had an instinct for these things, and he had a deep suspicion that the man had gone where shampoo would be no help at all.

They sidled along a glistening wall.

"There's something very strange about him," she conceded.

"You mean the way he's got his own private blizzard?"

"Doesn't seem to upset him. He's smiling."

"A frozen grin, I'd call it."

The man's icicle-hung hands had been taking the lid off the box, and the glow from the hat's octarines shone up into a pair of greedy eyes that were already heavily rimed with frost.

"Know him?" said Conina.

Rincewind shrugged. "I've seen him around," he said. "He's called Larry the Fox or Fezzy the Stoat or something. Some sort of rodent, anyway. He just steals things. He's harmless."

"He looks incredibly cold." Conina shivered.

"I expect he's gone to a warmer place. Don't you think we should shut the box?"

It's perfectly safe now, said the hat's voice from inside the glow. And so perish all enemies of wizardry And so perish all enemies of wizardry.

Rincewind wasn't about to trust what a hat said.

"We need something to shut the lid," he muttered. "A knife or something. You wouldn't have one, would you?"

"Look the other way," Conina warned.

There was a rustle and another gust of perfume.

"You can look back now."

Rincewind was handed a twelve-inch throwing knife. He took it gingerly. Little particles of metal glinted on its edge.

"Thanks." He turned back. "Not leaving you short, am I?"

"I have others."

"I'll bet."

Rincewind reached out gingerly with the knife. As it neared the leather box its blade went white and started to steam. He whimpered a little as the cold struck his hand-a burning, stabbing cold, a cold that crept up his arm and made a determined a.s.sault on his mind. He forced his numb fingers into action and, with great effort, nudged the edge of the lid with the tip of the blade.

The glow faded. The snow became sleet, then melted into drizzle.

Conina nudged him aside and pulled the box out of the frozen arms.

"I wish there was something we could do for him. It seems wrong just to leave him here."

"He won't mind," said Rincewind, with conviction.

"Yes, but we could at least lean him against the wall. Or something."

Rincewind nodded, and grabbed the frozen thief by his icicle arm. The man slipped out of his grasp and hit the cobbles.

Where he shattered.

Conina looked at the pieces.

"Urg," she said.

There was a disturbance further up the alley, coming from the back door of the Troll's Head. Rincewind felt the knife s.n.a.t.c.hed from his hand and then go past his ear in a flat trajectory that ended in the doorpost twenty yards away. A head that had been sticking out withdrew hurriedly.

"We'd better go," said Conina, hurrying along the alley. "Is there somewhere we can hide? Your place?"

"I generally sleep at the University," said Rincewind, hopping along behind her.

You must not return to the University, growled the hat from the depths of its box. Rincewind nodded distractedly. The idea certainly didn't seem attractive.

"Anyway, they don't allow women inside after dark," he said.

"And before dark?"

"Not then, either."

Conina sighed. "That's silly. What have you wizards got against women, then?"

Rincewind's brow wrinkled. "We're not supposed to put anything against women," he said. "That's the whole point."

Sinister gray mists rolled through the docks of Morpork, dripping from the rigging, coiling around the drunken rooftops, lurking in alleys. The docks at night were thought by some to be even more dangerous than the Shades. Two muggers, a sneak thief and someone who had merely tapped Conina on the shoulder to ask her the time had already found this out.

"Do you mind if I ask you a question?" said Rincewind, stepping over the luckless pedestrian who lay coiled around his private pain.

"Well?"

"I mean, I wouldn't like to cause offense."

"Well?"

"It's just that I can't help noticing-"

"Hmmm?"

"You have this certain way with strangers." Rincewind ducked, but nothing happened.

"What are you doing down there?" said Conina, testily.

"Sorry."

"I know what you're thinking. I can't help it, I take after my father."