Lights were going on all over the city, but the last few strands of sunset illuminated the gargoyles as they helped one another up the long climb to the roof.

The Librarian watched them from the open door, while giving himself a philosophic scratch. Then he turned and shut out the night.

It was warm in the Library. It was always always warm in the Library, because the scatter of magic that produced the glow also gently cooked the air. warm in the Library, because the scatter of magic that produced the glow also gently cooked the air.

The Librarian looked at his charges approvingly, made his last rounds of the slumbering shelves, and then dragged his blanket underneath his desk, ate a goodnight banana, and fell asleep.

Silence gradually reclaimed the Library. Silence drifted around the remains of a hat, heavily battered and frayed and charred around the edges, that had been placed with some ceremony in a niche in the wall. No matter how far a wizard goes, he will always come back for his hat.

Silence filled the University in the same way that air fills a hole. Night spread across the Disk like plum jam, or possibly blackberry preserve.

But there would be a morning. There would always be another morning.

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* The furrow left by the fleeing gargoyles caused the University's head gardener to bite through his rake and led to the famous quotation: "How do you get a lawn like this? You mows it and you rolls it for five hundred years and then a bunch of b.a.s.t.a.r.ds walks across it." The furrow left by the fleeing gargoyles caused the University's head gardener to bite through his rake and led to the famous quotation: "How do you get a lawn like this? You mows it and you rolls it for five hundred years and then a bunch of b.a.s.t.a.r.ds walks across it."

* In most old libraries the books are chained to the shelves to prevent them being damaged by people. In the Library of Unseen University, of course, it's more or less the other way about. In most old libraries the books are chained to the shelves to prevent them being damaged by people. In the Library of Unseen University, of course, it's more or less the other way about.

* At least, by anyone who wanted to wake up the same shape, or even the same species, as they went to bed. At least, by anyone who wanted to wake up the same shape, or even the same species, as they went to bed.

* The vermine is a small black-and-white relative of the lemming, found in the cold Hublandish regions. Its skin is rare and highly valued, especially by the vermine itself; the selfish little b.a.s.t.a.r.d will do anything rather than let go of it. The vermine is a small black-and-white relative of the lemming, found in the cold Hublandish regions. Its skin is rare and highly valued, especially by the vermine itself; the selfish little b.a.s.t.a.r.d will do anything rather than let go of it.

* This was because Gritoller had swallowed the jewels for safe keeping. This was because Gritoller had swallowed the jewels for safe keeping.

* The Ankh-Morpork Merchants' Guild publication The Ankh-Morpork Merchants' Guild publication Wellcome to Ankh-Morporke, Citie of One Thousand Surprises Wellcome to Ankh-Morporke, Citie of One Thousand Surprises describes the area of Old Morpork known as The Shades as "a folklorique network of old alleys and picturesque streets, wherre exitment and romans lurkes arounde everry corner and much may be heard the traditinal street cries of old time also the laughing visages of the denuizens as they goe about their business private." In other words, you have been warned. describes the area of Old Morpork known as The Shades as "a folklorique network of old alleys and picturesque streets, wherre exitment and romans lurkes arounde everry corner and much may be heard the traditinal street cries of old time also the laughing visages of the denuizens as they goe about their business private." In other words, you have been warned.

* The study of genetics on the Disc had failed at an early stage, when wizards tried the experimental crossing of such well known subjects as fruit flies and sweet peas. Unfortunately they didn't quite grasp the fundamentals, and the resultant offspring-a sort of green bean thing that buzzed-led a short sad life before being eaten by a pa.s.sing spider. The study of genetics on the Disc had failed at an early stage, when wizards tried the experimental crossing of such well known subjects as fruit flies and sweet peas. Unfortunately they didn't quite grasp the fundamentals, and the resultant offspring-a sort of green bean thing that buzzed-led a short sad life before being eaten by a pa.s.sing spider.

* The overwhelming majority of citizens being defined in this case as everyone not currently hanging upside down over a scorpion pit. The overwhelming majority of citizens being defined in this case as everyone not currently hanging upside down over a scorpion pit.

* Wizards' tastes in the matter of puns are about the same as their taste in glittery objects. Wizards' tastes in the matter of puns are about the same as their taste in glittery objects.

* Of course, Ankh-Morpork's citizens had always claimed that the river water was incredibly pure in any case. Any water that had pa.s.sed through so many kidneys, they reasoned, had to be very pure indeed. Of course, Ankh-Morpork's citizens had always claimed that the river water was incredibly pure in any case. Any water that had pa.s.sed through so many kidneys, they reasoned, had to be very pure indeed.

* No one ever had the courage to ask him what he did there. No one ever had the courage to ask him what he did there.

* Or up, or obliquely. The layout of the Library of Unseen University was a topographical nightmare, the sheer presence of so much stored magic twisting dimensions and gravity into the kind of spaghetti that would make M. C. Escher go for a good lie down, or possibly sideways. Or up, or obliquely. The layout of the Library of Unseen University was a topographical nightmare, the sheer presence of so much stored magic twisting dimensions and gravity into the kind of spaghetti that would make M. C. Escher go for a good lie down, or possibly sideways.

* The Hashishim, who derived their name from the vast quant.i.ties of The Hashishim, who derived their name from the vast quant.i.ties of hashish hashish they consumed, were unique among vicious killers in being both deadly and, at the same time, inclined to giggle, groove to interesting patterns of light and shade on their terrible knife blades and, in extreme cases, fall over. they consumed, were unique among vicious killers in being both deadly and, at the same time, inclined to giggle, groove to interesting patterns of light and shade on their terrible knife blades and, in extreme cases, fall over.

* Although, possibly, quicker. And only licensed to carry fourteen people. Although, possibly, quicker. And only licensed to carry fourteen people.

* In a truly magical universe everything has its opposite. For example, there's anti-light. That's not the same as darkness, because darkness is merely the absence of light. Anti-light is what you get if you pa.s.s through darkness and In a truly magical universe everything has its opposite. For example, there's anti-light. That's not the same as darkness, because darkness is merely the absence of light. Anti-light is what you get if you pa.s.s through darkness and out the other side out the other side. On the same basis, a state of knurdness isn't like sobriety. By comparison, sobriety is like having a bath in cotton wool. Knurdness strips away all illusion, all the comforting pink fog in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. Then, after they've screamed a bit, they make sure they never get knurd again.