Read on for a sneak preview of THE MANIFESTO ON HOW TO BE INTERESTING by HOLLY BOURNE

Hello.

I EXIST. I EXIST. I EXIST. I EXIST. I EXIST. I EXIST. I EXIST.

Isn't this what blogging is all about? Proving our existence? Leaving a tiny crap mark on the world so when we die it doesn't all seem so horribly pointless?

Good evening, reader. You are reading a loser's blog. That's right. I'm a massive loser. If you go to school with me, you won't know my name. If I walk past you in the street, you wouldn't even notice. If you talked to me, I would have nothing of any interest to say.

Why?

Because I'm not interesting.

I'm boring. I'm a nobody. I don't live life. I don't embrace life. But that's all about to change. Because I am starting a project. Here. Now. For myself. And if you want to come along for the ride then you're very welcome.

What's my purpose? I'm going to become interesting. I'm going to become somebody you want to read about.

How?

I'm going to do all the things you're too scared to do. And then I'm going to tell you about it. If you're really brave, you can do it with me.

This is the Manifesto on How to be Interesting. I'm going to pinpoint EXACTLY what it is that makes a person worth caring about and then do it.

I'll let you know how I get on.

It's not going to be easy.

But then interesting things never are, are they?

THE MANIFESTO ON HOW TO BE INTERESTING by HOLLY BOURNE Six rules on how to be interesting.

Five weeks to the party of the year.

Four queen bees to infiltrate.

Three shades of blonde highlights.

Two boys.

One girl.

No turning back.

COMING 2014.

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