There was a fire that had been made of old boots and mud. A grey shape circled it, snuffling excitedly.

"Get on, get on, get on on!"

"Mr. Dibbler's not going to like this," moaned Asphalt.

"Tough one for Mr. Dibbler," said Glod, as they hauled Buddy into the cart. "Now I want to see those hooves spark, know what I mean?"

"Head for Quirm," said Buddy, as the cart jerked into motion. He didn't know why. It just seemed the right right destination. destination.

"Not a good idea," said Glod. "People'll probably want to ask questions about that cart I pulled out of the swimming pool."

"Head toward Quirm!"

"Mr. Dibbler's really not going to like like this," said Asphalt, as the cart swung out onto the road. this," said Asphalt, as the cart swung out onto the road.

"Any...moment...now," said Dibbler.

"I expect so," said Crash. "Because they're stamping their feet, I think."

There was indeed a certain thumping under the cheers.

"You wait," said Dibbler. "They'll judge it just right just right. No problem. Akk!"

"You're supposed to put your cigar in your mouth the other way round, Mr. Dibbler," said Crash meekly.

The waning moon lit the landscape as the cart bounced out of the gates and along the Quirm road.

"How did you know I'd got the cart made ready?" said Glod, as they landed after a brief flight.

"I didn't," said Buddy.

"But you ran out!"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"It was...just...time."

"Why d'you want to go to Quirm?" said Cliff.

"I...I can get a boat home, can't I?" said Buddy. "That's right. A boat home."

Glod glanced at the guitar. This felt wrong. It couldn't just...and then they'd just walk away...

He shook his head. What could go wrong now?

"Mr. Dibbler's really really not going to like this," moaned Asphalt. not going to like this," moaned Asphalt.

"Oh, shut up," said Glod. "I don't know what he's he's got not to like." got not to like."

"Well, for a start," said Asphalt, "the main main thing, the thing he won't like most, is...um...we've got the money..." thing, the thing he won't like most, is...um...we've got the money..."

Cliff reached down under the seat. There was a dull, clinking noise, of the sort made by a lot of gold keeping nice and quiet.

The stage was trembling with the vibration of the stamping. There was some shouting now.

Dibbler turned to Crash and grinned horribly.

"Hey, I've just had a great great idea," he said. idea," he said.

A tiny shape swarmed up the road from the river. Ahead of it, the lights of the stage glowed in the dusk.

The Archchancellor nudged Ponder and flourished his staff.

"Now," he said, "if there's a sudden rip in reality and horrible screaming Things come through, our job is to-" He scratched his head. "What is it the Dean says? Kick a righteous donkey?"

"Some righteous ass, sir," said Ponder. "He says kick some righteous ass."

Ridcully peered at the empty stage.

"I don't see one," he said.

The four members of The Band sat up and stared straight ahead, over the moonlit plain.

Finally Cliff broke the silence.

"How much?"

"Best part of five thousand dollars-"

"FIVE THOUSAND DOL DOL-?"

Cliff clamped his huge hand over Glod's mouth.

"Why?" said Cliff, as the dwarf squirmed.

"MMF MMFMMF MMFMMFS? MMFMMFS?"

"I got a bit confused," said Asphalt. "Sorry."

"We'll never get far enough," said Cliff. "You know dat? Not even if we die."

"I tried to tell you all!" Asphalt moaned. "Maybe...maybe we could take it back?"

"MMF MMF MMF? MMF?"

"How can we do dat?"

"MMF MMF MMF MMF?"

"Glod," said Cliff, in a reasonable tone of voice, "I'm going to take my hand away. And you're not to shout. Right?"

"Mmf."

"Okay."

"TAKE IT BACK BACK? FIVE THOUSAND DOL DOL-mmf-mmfmmf-"

"I suppose some of dat is ours," said Cliff, tightening his grip.

"Mmf!"

"I know I I haven't had any wages," said Asphalt. haven't had any wages," said Asphalt.

"Let's get to Quirm," said Buddy urgently. "We can take out what's...ours and send the rest back to him."

Cliff scratched his chin with his free hand.

"Some of it belongs to Chrysoprase," said Asphalt. "Mr. Dibbler borrowed some money off him to set up the Festival."

"We won't get away from him him," said Cliff, "except if we drive all der way to der Rim and chuck ourselves over. And even den, only maybe."

"We could explain...couldn't...we...?" said Asphalt.

A vision of Chrsyoprase's gleaming marble head formed in their vision.

"Mmf."

"No."

"Quirm, then," said Buddy.

Cliff's diamond teeth glittered in the moonlight.

"I thought..." he said, "I thought...I heard something on der road back there. Sounded like harness-"

The invisible beggars began to wander away from the park. Foul Ole Ron's Smell had stayed on for a while, because it was enjoying the music. And Mr. Scrub still hadn't moved.

"We got nearly twenty sausages," said Arnold Sideways.

Coffin Henry coughed a cough with bones in it.

"Buggrem!" said Foul Ole Ron, "I told 'em, spying' on me with rays!"

Something bounded across the trodden turf toward Mr. Scrub, ran up his robe, and grabbed either side of his hood with both paws.

There was the hollow sound of two skulls meeting.

Mr. Scrub staggered backward.

SQUEAK!.

Mr. Scrub blinked and sat down suddenly.

The beggars stared down at the little figure jumping up and down on the cobbles. Being of an invisible nature themselves, they were naturally good at seeing things unseen by other men or, in the case of Foul Ole Ron, by any known eyeball.

"That's a rat," said The Duck Man.

"Buggrit," said Foul Ole Ron.

The rat pranced in circles on its hind legs, squeaking loudly. Mr. Scrub blinked again. And Death stood up.

I HAVE TO GO, he said.

SQUEAK!.