"Hello...hells, Glod, tell me where we are...Sto Lat! Yay!"

It was an even bigger audience. There'd been more time for the posters to be up, more time for the word of mouth from Ankh-Morpork. And, the band realized, a solid core of people had followed them from Pseudopolis.

In a brief break between numbers, just before the bit where people started leaping around on the furniture, Cliff leaned over to Glod.

"You see dat troll in der front row?" he said. "The one Asphalt's jumping on der fingers of?"

"The one that looks like a spoil heap?"

"She was in Pseudopolis," said Cliff, beaming. "She keeps looking at me!"

"Go for it, lad," said Glod, emptying the spit from his horn. "In like Flint, eh?"

"You think she's one of dem groupies Asphalt told us about?"

"Could be."

Other news had traveled fast, too. Dawn saw another redecorated hotel room, a royal proclamation from Queen Keli that the band was to be out of the city in one hour on pain of pain, and one more rapid exit.

Buddy lay in the cart as it bumped over the cobbles toward Quirm.

She hadn't been there. He'd scanned the audience on both nights, and she hadn't been there. He'd even got up in the middle of the night and walked through the empty streets, in case she she was looking for him. Now he wondered if she existed. If it came to that, he was only half-certain that he existed, except for the times when he was onstage. was looking for him. Now he wondered if she existed. If it came to that, he was only half-certain that he existed, except for the times when he was onstage.

He half listened to the conversation from the others.

"Asphalt?"

"Yes, Mr. Glod?"

"Cliff and me can't help noticing something."

"Yes, Mr. Glod?"

"You've been carrying a heavy leather bag around, Asphalt."

"Yes, Mr. Glod."

"It was a bit heavier this morning, I think."

"Yes, Mr. Glod."

"It's got the money in it, yes?"

"Yes, Mr. Glod."

"How much?"

"Er. Mr. Dibbler said I wasn't to worry you with money stuff," said Asphalt.

"We don't mind," said Cliff.

"That's right," said Glod. "We want want to worry." to worry."

"Er." Asphalt licked his lips. There was something deliberate in Cliff's manner. "About two thousand dollars, Mr. Glod."

The cart bounced on for a while. The landscape had changed a little. There were hills, and the farms were smaller.

"Two thousand dollars," said Glod. "Two thousand dollars. Two thousand dollars. Two thousand thousand dollars. Two thousand dollars. Two thousand dollars dollars."

"Why d'you keeping saying two thousand dollars?" said Cliff.

"I've never had a chance chance to say two thousand dollars." to say two thousand dollars."

"Just don't like it so loud."

"TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS!"

"Ssh!" said Asphalt, desperately, as Glod's shout echoed off the hills. "This is bandit country!"

Glod eyed the satchel. "You're telling me," he said.

"I don't mean Mr. Dibbler!"

"We're on the road between Sto Lat and Quirm," said Glod patiently. "This isn't the Ramtops road. This is civilization. They don't rob you on the road in civilization." He glanced darkly at the satchel again. "They wait until you've got into the cities. That's why it's called civilization. Hah, can you tell me the last time anyone was ever robbed on this road?"

"Friday, I believe," said a voice from the rocks. "Oh, bugg-"

The horses reared up and then galloped forward. Asphalt's crack of the whip had been an almost instinctive reaction.

They didn't slow down until they were several miles farther along the road.

"Just shut up about money, all right?" hissed Asphalt.

"I'm a professional musician," said Glod. "Of course course I think about money. How far is it to Quirm?" I think about money. How far is it to Quirm?"

"A lot less now," said Asphalt. "A couple of miles."

And after the next hill the city lay before them, nestling in its bay.

There was a cluster of people at the town's gates, which were closed. Afternoon sunlight glittered off helmets.

"What do you call them long sticks with axes on the end?" said Asphalt.

"Pikes," said Buddy.

"There's certainly a lot of them," said Glod.

"Dey can't be for us, can dey?" said Cliff. "We're only musicians."

"And I can see some men in long robes and gold chains and things," said Asphalt.

"Burghers," said Glod.

"You know that horseman that passed us this morning..." said Asphalt. "I'm thinking that maybe news travels."

"Yes, but we we didn't break up dat theater," said Cliff. didn't break up dat theater," said Cliff.

"Well, you only gave them six encores," said Asphalt.

"We didn't do all dat rioting in der streets."

"I'm sure the men with the pointy blades will understand that."

"Maybe dey don't want der hotels redecorated. I said said it was a mistake, orange curtains with yellow wallpaper." it was a mistake, orange curtains with yellow wallpaper."

The cart came to a halt. A rotund man with a tricorn hat and a fur-trimmed cloak scowled uncomfortably at the band.

"Are you the musicians known as the Band With Rocks In?" he said.

"What seems to be the problem, officer?" said Asphalt.

"I am the mayor of Quirm. According to the laws of Quirm, Music With Rocks In cannot be played in the city. Look, it says so right here..."

He flourished a scroll; Glod caught it.

"That ink looks wet to me," he said.

"Music With Rocks In represents a public nuisance, is proven to be injurious to health and morals and causes unnatural gyrations of the body," said the man, pulling the scroll back.

"You mean we can't come into Quirm?" said Glod.

"You can come in if you must," said the mayor. "But you're not to play."

Buddy stood up on the cart.

"But we've got got to play," he said. The guitar swung around on its strap. He gripped the neck and raised his strumming hand threateningly. to play," he said. The guitar swung around on its strap. He gripped the neck and raised his strumming hand threateningly.

Glod looked around in desperation. Cliff and Asphalt had put their hands over their ears.

"Ah!" he said. "I think what we have here is an occasion for negotiation, yes?"

He got down from the cart.

"I expect what your worship hasn't heard of," he said, "is the music tax."

"What music tax?" said Asphalt and the mayor together.

"Oh, it's the latest thing," said Glod. "On account of the popularity of Music With Rocks In. Music tax, fifty pence a ticket. Must have amounted to, oh, $250 dollars in Sto Lat, I reckon. More than twice that in Ankh-Morpork, of course. The Patrician thought it up."

"Really? Sounds like Vetinari right enough," said the mayor. He rubbed his chin. "Did you say $250 dollars in Sto Lat? Really? And that place is hardly any size."

A watchman with a feather in his helmet saluted nervously.

"Excuse me, your worship, but the note from Sto Lat did did say-" say-"

"Just a minute," said the mayor testily. "I'm thinking..."

Cliff leaned down.

"Dis is bribery, is it?" he whispered.

"This is taxation," said Glod.

The watchman saluted again.

"But really, sir, the guards at-"

"Captain," snapped the mayor, still staring thoughtfully at Glod, "this is politics!"

"As well?" said Cliff.

"And to show goodwill," said Glod, "it'd be a good idea if we paid the tax before before the performance, don't you think?" the performance, don't you think?"

The mayor looked at them in astonishment, a man not certain he could get his mind around the idea of musicians with money.

"Your worship, the message said-"

"Two hundred and fifty dollars," said Glod.

"Your worship-"

"Now, Captain," said the mayor, apparently reaching a decision, "we know that folk are a bit odd in Sto Lat. It's only music, after all. I said said I thought it was an odd note. I can't see the harm in music. And these young me-people are clearly very successful," he added. This obviously carried a lot of weight with the mayor, as it does with many people. No one likes a I thought it was an odd note. I can't see the harm in music. And these young me-people are clearly very successful," he added. This obviously carried a lot of weight with the mayor, as it does with many people. No one likes a poor poor thief. thief.

"Yes," he went on, "it'd be just like the Lats to try that on us. They think we're simple just because we live out here."

"Yes, but the Pseudopo-"

"Oh, them. Stuck-up bunch. Nothing wrong with a bit of music, is there? Especially," the mayor eyed Glod, "when it's for the civic good. Let 'em in, Captain."

Susan saddled up.

She knew the place. She'd even seen it once. They'd put a new fence along the road now, but it was still dangerous.

She knew the time, too.