"Dere's something else," said Cliff. "Dere's four people in dis room and only three of dem's talking."

Buddy looked up.

"The music's important," he mumbled.

"It ain't music," said Glod. "Music don't do this this to people. It don't make them feel like they've been put through a wringer. I was sweating so much I'm going to have to change my vest any day now." He rubbed his nose. "Also, I looked at that audience, and I thought: They paid money to get in here. I bet it came to more than ten dollars." to people. It don't make them feel like they've been put through a wringer. I was sweating so much I'm going to have to change my vest any day now." He rubbed his nose. "Also, I looked at that audience, and I thought: They paid money to get in here. I bet it came to more than ten dollars."

Asphalt held up a slip of paper.

"Found this ticket on the floor," he said.

Glod read it.

"A dollar-fifty?" he said. "Six hundred people at a dollar-fifty each? That...that's four hundred dollars!"

"Nine hundred," said Buddy, in the same flat tone. "But the money isn't important."

"The money's not important? You keep on saying that! What kind of musician are are you?" you?"

There was still a muted roar from outside.

"You want to go back to playing for half a dozen people in some cellar somewhere after this?" said Buddy. "Who's the most famous horn player there ever was, Glod?"

"Brother Charnel," said the dwarf promptly. "Everyone knows that. He stole the altar gold from the Temple of Offler and had it made into a horn and played magical music until the gods caught up with him and pulled his-"

"Right," said Buddy. "But if you went out there now and asked who the most famous horn player is, would they remember some felonious monk or would they shout for Glod Glodsson?"

"They'd-"

Glod hesitated.

"Right," said Buddy. "Think about that. A musician has to be heard heard. You can't stop now. We can't stop now."

Glod waved a finger at the guitar.

"It's that thing," he said. "It's too dangerous!"

"I can handle it!"

"Yes, but where's it going to end?"

"It's not how you finish that matters," said Buddy. "It's how you go."

"That sounds elvish elvish to me-" to me-"

The door burst open again.

"Er," said Dibbler, "boys, if you don't come back and play something else, then we're in the deep brown..."

"Can't play," said Glod. "I've run out of breath through lack of money."

"I said ten dollars, didn't I?" said Dibbler.

"Each," said Cliff.

Dibbler, who hadn't expected to get away with less than a hundred, waved his hands in the air.

"Gratitude, is it?" he said. "You want me to cut my own throat?"

"We'll help, if you like," said Cliff.

"All right, all right, thirty dollars," said Dibbler. "And I go without my tea."

Cliff looked at Glod, who was still digesting the thing about the most famous horn player in the world.

"There's a lot of dwarfs and trolls in der audience," said Cliff.

"'Cavern Deep, Mountain High'?" said Glod.

"No," said Buddy.

"What, then?"

"I'll think of something."

The audience spilled out into the street. The wizards gathered around the Dean, snapping their fingers.

"Wella-wella-wella-" sang the Dean happily.

"It's gone midnight!" said the Lecturer in Recent Runes, snapping his fingers. "And I don't care a bit! What shall we do now?"

"We could have a rumble," said the Dean.

"That's true," said the Chair of Indefinite Studies. "We did miss dinner."

"We missed dinner?" said the Senior Wrangler. "Wow! That's That's Music With Rocks In! We just don't Music With Rocks In! We just don't care! care!"

"No, I meant..." The Dean paused. He wasn't quite sure, now he came to really think about it, what he had had meant. "It's a long walk back to the University," he conceded. "I suppose we could at least stop for a coffee or something." meant. "It's a long walk back to the University," he conceded. "I suppose we could at least stop for a coffee or something."

"Maybe a doughnut or two," said Recent Runes.

"And perhaps some cake," said the Chair.

"I could just fancy some apple pie," said the Senior Wrangler.

"And some cake."

"Coffee," said the Dean. "Ye-ess. A coffee bar. That's right."

"What's a coffee bar?" said the Senior Wrangler.

"Like a chocolate bar?" said Recent Runes. The missed dinner, hitherto forgotten, was beginning to loom large in everyone's stomachs.

The Dean looked down at his shiny new leather robe. Everyone had said how good it was. They'd admired BORN TO RUNE. His hair was right, too. He was thinking of shaving off his beard but just leaving the side bits because that that felt right. And coffee...yes...coffee was in there somewhere. Coffee was all part of It. felt right. And coffee...yes...coffee was in there somewhere. Coffee was all part of It.

And there was the music. That was in there. That was everywhere.

But there was something else, too. Something missing. He wasn't sure what it was, only that he'd know it if he ever saw it.

It was very dark in the alley behind the Cavern, and only the keenest sighted would have seen several figures pressed against the wall.

The occasional glint of a tarnished sequin would indicate to those who knew about such things that these were the Musicians' Guild's crack enforcers, the Grisham Frord Close Harmony Singers. Unlike most of the people employed by Mr. Clete, they did, in fact, genuinely have some musical talent.

They'd also been in to see the band.

"Do-wop, uh do-wop, uh do-wop-" said the thin one.

"Bubububuh-" said the tall one. There's always a tall one.

"Clete's right. If they keep pulling in audiences like that, everyone else is out of the show," said Grisham.

"Oh yeah yeah," said the bass man.

"When they come through that door"-three more knives slipped from their sheaths-"well, just take your time from me."

They heard the sound of feet on stairs. Grisham nodded.

"A-one, a-two, a-one-two-thr-"

GENTLEMEN?.

They pivoted.

A dark figure stood behind them, holding a glowing scythe in its hands.

Susan smiled horribly.

TAKE IT FROM THE TOP?.

"Oh, nooo nooo," said the bass man.

Asphalt unbolted the door and stepped out into the night.

"Hey, what was that?" he said.

"What was what?" said Dibbler.

"I thought I heard some people running away..." The troll stepped forward. There was a ting ting. He reached down and picked up something.

"And whoever it was dropped this..."

"Just some item or other," said Dibbler loudly. "Come 'long, boys. You don't have to go back to any flophouse tonight. It's The Gritz for you you!"

"That's a troll hotel, isn't it?" said Glod suspiciously.

"Trollish," said Dibbler, waving a hand irritably.

"Hey, I bin in dere once doing cabarett!" said Cliff. "Dey got nearly everything! Water out of taps in nearly every room! A speaking tube so's you can holler your meal order right down to der kitchen, and dese guys with actual shoes on who brings it right to you! Der works!"

"Treat yourself!" said Dibbler. "You boys can afford it!"

"And then there's this tour, is there?" said Glod sharply. "We can afford that too, can we?"

"Oh, I shall help out with that," said Dibbler expansively. "Tomorrow you'll go on to Pseudopolis, that'll take two days, then you can come back via Sto Lat and Quirm and be back here on Wednesday for the Festival. Great idea, that. Giving something to the community, I've always been in favor of giving to the community. It's very good for...for...for the community. I'll get it all organized while you're away, okay? And then..." He put one arm around Buddy's shoulders and another around Glod's head. "Genua! Klatch! Hersheba! Chimera! Howondaland! Maybe even the Counterweight Continent, they're talking about discovering it again real soon now, great opportunities for the right people! With your music and my unerring business sense, the world is our mollusc! Now, you just go off with Asphalt, the best rooms now, nothing's too much for my boys, and get some sleep without worrying about the bill-"

"Thank you," said Glod.

"-you can pay it in the morning."

The Band With Rocks In shambled away in the direction of the best hotel.

Dibbler heard Cliff say, "What's a mollusc?"

"It's like two plates of precipitated calcium carbonate with a salty slimy fishy thing in the middle."

"Sounds tasty. You don't have to eat dat bit in der middle, do you?"

When they'd gone Dibbler looked at the knife he'd taken from Asphalt. It had sequins on it.

Yes. A few days with the lads out of the way was definitely a good move.

In his perch in the gutter above, the Death of Rats gibbered to himself.