Old certainties drained away, to be replaced by new certainties.

Now she understood understood whose granddaughter she was. whose granddaughter she was.

The Mended Drum had traditionally gone in for, well, traditional pub games, such as dominoes, darts, and Stabbing People In The Back and Taking All Their Money. The new owner had decided to go up-market. This was the only available direction.

There had been The Quizzing Device, a three-ton water-driven monstrosity based on a recently discovered design by Leonard of Quirm. It had been a bad idea. Captain Carrot of the Watch, who had a mind like a needle under his open, smiling face, had surreptitiously substituted a new roll of questions like: Were you nere Vortin's Diamond Warehourse on the Nite of the 15th? Were you nere Vortin's Diamond Warehourse on the Nite of the 15th? and: and: Who was the Third Man Who did the Blagging At Bearhugger's Distillery Larst week? Who was the Third Man Who did the Blagging At Bearhugger's Distillery Larst week? and had arrested three customers before they caught on. and had arrested three customers before they caught on.

The owner had promised another machine any day now. The Librarian, one of the tavern's regulars, had been collecting pennies in readiness.

There was a small stage at one end of the bar. The owner had tried a lunchtime stripper, but only once. At the sight of a large orang-utan in the front row with a big innocent grin, a big bag of penny pieces, and a big banana the poor girl had fled. Yet another entertainment Guild had blacklisted the Drum.

The new owner's name was Hibiscus Dunelm. It wasn't his fault. He really wanted to make the Drum, he said, a fun place. For two pins he'd have put stripy umbrellas outside.

He looked down at Glod.

"Just three of you?" he said.

"Yes."

"When I agreed to five dollars you said you had a big band."

"Say hello, Lias."

"My word, that is is a big band." Dunelm backed away. "I thought," he said, "just a few numbers that everyone knows? Just to provide some ambience." a big band." Dunelm backed away. "I thought," he said, "just a few numbers that everyone knows? Just to provide some ambience."

"Ambience," said Imp, looking around the Drum. He was familiar with the word. But, in a place like this, it was all lost and alone. There were only three or four customers in at this early hour of the evening. They weren't paying any attention to the stage.

The wall behind the stage had clearly seen action. He stared at it as Lias patiently stacked up his stones.

"Oh, just a bit of fruit and old eggs," said Glod. "People probably get a bit boisterous. I shouldn't worry about that."

"I'm not worried about it," said Imp.

"I should think not."

"It's the ax marks and arrow holles I'm worried about. Gllod, we haven't even practiced! Not properly!"

"You can play your guitar, can't you?"

"Well, yes, I suppose..."

He'd tried it out. It was was easy to play. In fact, it was almost impossible to play badly. It didn't seem to matter how he touched the strings-they still rang out the tune he had in mind. It was, in solid form, the kind of instrument you dream about when you first start to play-the one you can play without learning. He remembered when he'd first picked up a harp and struck the strings, confidently expecting the kind of lambent tones the old men coaxed from them. He'd got a discord instead. But this was the instrument he'd dreamed of... easy to play. In fact, it was almost impossible to play badly. It didn't seem to matter how he touched the strings-they still rang out the tune he had in mind. It was, in solid form, the kind of instrument you dream about when you first start to play-the one you can play without learning. He remembered when he'd first picked up a harp and struck the strings, confidently expecting the kind of lambent tones the old men coaxed from them. He'd got a discord instead. But this was the instrument he'd dreamed of...

"We'll stick to numbers everyone knows," said the dwarf. "'A Wizard's Staff' and 'Gathering Rhubarb.' Stuff like that. People like songs they can snigger along to."

Imp looked down at the bar. It was filling up a bit now. But his attention was drawn to a large orang-utan, which had pulled up its chair right in front of the stage and was holding a bag of fruit.

"Gllod, there's an ape watching us."

"Well?" said Glod, unfolding a string bag.

"It's an ape ape."

"This is Ankh-Morpork. That's how things are here." Glod removed his helmet and unfolded something from inside.

"Why've you got a string bag?" said Imp.

"Fruit's fruit. Waste not, want not. If they throw eggs, try to catch them."

Imp slung the guitar's strap over his shoulder. He'd tried to tell the dwarf, but what could he say: This is too easy to play?

He hoped there was a god of musicians.

And there is. There are many, one for almost every type of music. Almost Almost every type. But the only one due to watch over Imp that night was Reg, god of club musicians, who couldn't pay much attention because he'd also got three other gigs to do. every type. But the only one due to watch over Imp that night was Reg, god of club musicians, who couldn't pay much attention because he'd also got three other gigs to do.

"We ready?" said Lias, picking his hammers.

The others nodded.

"Let's give 'em 'The Wizard's Staff,' then," said Glod. "That always breaks the ice."

"Okay," said the troll. He counted on his fingers. "One, two...one, two, many, lots lots."

The first apple was thrown seven seconds later. It was caught by Glod, who didn't miss a note. But the first banana curved viciously and grounded in his ear.

"Keep playing!" he hissed.

Imp obeyed, ducking a fusillade of oranges.

In the front row, the ape opened his bag and produced a very large melon.

"Can you see any pears?" said Glod, taking a breath. "I like pears."

"I can see a man with a throwing ax!"

"Does it look valuable?"

An arrow vibrated in the wall by Lias's head.

It was three in the morning. Sergeant Colon and Corporal Nobbs were reaching the conclusion that anyone who intended to invade Ankh-Morpork probably wasn't going to do so now. And there was a good fire back in the watch house.

"We could leave a note," said Nobby, blowing on his fingers. "You know? Come back tomorrow, sort of thing?"

He looked up. A solitary horse was walking under the gate arch. A white horse, with a somber, black-clad rider.

There was no question of "Halt, who goes there?" The night watch walked the streets at strange hours and had become accustomed to seeing things not generally seen by mortal men.

Sergeant Colon touched his helmet respectfully.

"'Evenin', your lordship," he said.

"Er...GOOD EVENING."

The guards watched the horse walk out of sight.

"Some poor bugger's in for it, then," said Sergeant Colon.

"He's dedicated, you got to admit it," said Nobby. "Out at all hours. Always got time for people."

"Yeah."

The guards stared into the velvety dark. Something not quite right Something not quite right, thought Sergeant Colon.

"What's his first name?" said Nobby.

They stared some more. Then Sergeant Colon, who still hadn't quite been able to put his finger on it, said, "What do you mean, what's his first name?"

"What's his first name?"

"He's Death," said the sergeant. "Death. That's his whole name. I mean...what do you mean?...you mean like...Keith Death?" Death?"

"Well, why not?"

"He's just Death, isn't he?"

"No, that's just his job job. What do his friends call him?"

"What do you mean, friends friends?"

"All right. Please yourself."

"Let's go and get a hot rum."

"I think he looks like a Leonard."

Sergeant Colon remembered the voice. That was it. Just for a moment there...

"I must be getting old," he said. "For a moment there I thought he sounded like a Susan."

"I think they saw me," whispered Susan, as the horse rounded a corner.

The Death of Rats poked its head out of her pocket.

SQUEAK.

"I think we're going to need that raven," said Susan. "I mean, I...think I understand you, I just don't know what you're saying..."

Binky stopped outside a large house, set back a little from the road. It was a slightly pretentious residence with more gables and mullions than it should rightly have, and this was a clue to its origins: it was the kind of house built for himself by a rich merchant when he goes respectable and needs to do something with the loot.

"I'm not happy about this," said Susan. "It can't possibly work work. I'm human. I have to go to the toilet and things like that. I can't just walk into people's houses and kill them!"

SQUEAK.

"All right, not kill. But it's not good manners, however you look at it."

A sign on the door said: Tradesmen to rear entrance.

"Do I count as-"

SQUEAK!.

Susan normally would never have dreamed of asking. She'd always seen herself as a person who went through the front doors of life.

The Death of Rats scuttled up the path and through through the door. the door.

"Hang on! I I can't-" can't-"

Susan looked at the wood. She could could. Of course she could. More memories crystallized in front of her eyes. After all, it was only wood. It'd rot in a few hundred years. By the measure of infinity, it hardly existed at all. On average, considered over the lifetime of the multiverse, most things didn't.

She stepped forward. The heavy oak door offered as much resistance as a shadow.

Grieving relatives were clustered around the bed where, almost lost in the pillows, was a wrinkled old man. At the foot of the bed, paying no attention whatsoever to the keening around it, was a large, very fat, ginger cat.

SQUEAK.

Susan looked at the hourglass. The last few grains tumbled through the pinch.

The Death of Rats, with exaggerated caution, sneaked up behind the sleeping cat and kicked it hard. The animal awoke, turned, flattened its ears in terror, and leapt off the quilt.

The Death of Rats sniggered.

SNH, SNH, SNH.