Here's the official Department of Defense standard, from the Statement of Work: Potential Military Working Dogs, 341st Training Squadron Statement of Work: Potential Military Working Dogs, 341st Training Squadron: Testing of the potential detector dog begins with introducing the dog to a complex environment while walked on leash by a DOD handler. Ideally, this environment is unfamiliar to the dog and features a number of intense stimuli that can be used to test the animal's environmental stability, or "boldness." Stimuli of interest include tight s.p.a.ces such as closets and cabinets, slick floors, elevated footing, obstacles, stairs, noisy and startling objects, and groups of people. Any and all such stimuli may be used at the Evaluators' discretion to a.s.sess the stability and "boldness" of dogs presented to DOD for possible purchase. The dog will not be played with or stimulated with a reward object (e.g., Kong or ball) during this testing. To be eligible for DOD purchase, the dog shall behave boldly and fearlessly. If the animal is momentarily fearful, it may still be considered for purchase if it recovers quickly and if it displays sufficient willingness to confront stressful stimuli when coaxed. DOD will not accept dogs that are consistently or severely fearful or shy or retiring; that are noise-sensitive; that are strongly aggressive to handlers or bystanders and other neutral parties; or that refuse to negotiate obstacles such as stairs or slick floors.

It doesn't sound like it would be too hard to find dogs who fit the bill. Jake would pa.s.s this part of the test without a problem. This ninety-pound mellow yellow Lab has nerves of steel. He sleeps through earthquakes, will walk or run on any surface (especially if there's something delectable to eat or to roll on as a goal), and has never flinched during the very loud fireworks people set off on our nearby beach for the Fourth of July and the Lunar New Year. there's something delectable to eat or to roll on as a goal), and has never flinched during the very loud fireworks people set off on our nearby beach for the Fourth of July and the Lunar New Year.

The only thing he's ever been scared of is the Golden Gate Bridge. The vibrations made him pull away once when we were in full tourist mode with some visiting friends. But as soon as I brought out some dog treats, he forgot all about the fact that he was vibrating more than two hundred feet above the cold, unforgiving ocean waters and marched on like the brave and always-hungry soldier he is.

Jake-Pa.s.ses the environmental stability test with ease. Jake-Pa.s.ses the environmental stability test with ease.

Medical evaluations come later on the test day, with vet techs drawing blood from candidates who are temperamentally suited to the job, and vets examining the dogs, and sometimes even anesthetizing an occasional dog in order to take X-rays of the hips, elbows, and lumbar spine. (X-rays happen only after a dog has pa.s.sed all behavioral testing.) Dysplasia and other structural abnormalities have done in many a military working dog, so even though vendors have often already submitted radiographs, vets may want to do their own. Besides a thorough medical check, dogs who will be doing patrol work need to have good teeth and jaws, with all four canine teeth present and in excellent condition. The better to bite bad guys with ...

Jake may or may not have pa.s.sed the physical evaluation. He has no major health issues at all, but he has always been the owner of a set of funky hips. Shortly after we adopted him at six months old, we noticed that he ran like a sack of potatoes whenever at the beach or Golden Gate Park. We eventually had him X-rayed and were told he might have hip issues down the road. We're nine years down that road, and it's been an adventure filled with running and jumping and living life to the fullest. So far, he's OK. So for argument's sake, we'll say Jake would pa.s.s the medical portion of the test. of a set of funky hips. Shortly after we adopted him at six months old, we noticed that he ran like a sack of potatoes whenever at the beach or Golden Gate Park. We eventually had him X-rayed and were told he might have hip issues down the road. We're nine years down that road, and it's been an adventure filled with running and jumping and living life to the fullest. So far, he's OK. So for argument's sake, we'll say Jake would pa.s.s the medical portion of the test.

Jake-Pa.s.ses the physical, but will need his hips reexamined quickly if anything becomes a problem. Jake-Pa.s.ses the physical, but will need his hips reexamined quickly if anything becomes a problem.

Next up on test day, all dogs get evaluated for drive in retrieving and detection. For dual-purpose dogs, the team will also look for drive and competence and confidence in biting. It's now time for dogs to have a ball-and an arm or leg, for dogs who will be patrolling. We'll move inside the big, drafty barn for this portion.

Most dogs have been taught by breeders to covet a ball or a Kong toy. The majority of dogs have come to love their Kong, even if they weren't born with a natural drive to obsess over it. Breeders work to boost interest in dogs who would rather just sit outside and stare at b.u.t.terflies. The reason this is important is because it's the rubber Kong toy that most trainers and handlers will use as a reward, and in order for a dog to want to do various tasks, he's going to want to know there's pay at the end. Pay for a military working dog is a Kong or a ball, or anything the handler lets him bite. And of course, great praise from the handler.

The dogs being tested generally have little to no training in detection work. Detection at this evaluation stage is much simpler than actually seeking out explosives or drugs. It really comes to a dog's desire to play with a ball and to search for a ball he can't see. Testers show the dog the ball and then hide it (usually in one of those drawers mentioned earlier) and watch to see how much the dog wants to find it. The evaluators are looking for a dog who wants the ball so much that he's clearly thinking about it even if he can't see it, and he's excited and will search tirelessly and intensively until he locates the ball. You can imagine the energy a dog like this has.

Once the dog has the ball, Doc and the team look at how jealously he guards the ball in order to keep it, and how enduring and vigorous his interest is in playing with the ball. In essence, the dog has to have a pa.s.sionate desire to have a toy in his mouth and a very strong olfactory search drive in order to pa.s.s this part of the test.

"It's actually an unnatural desire to play with an object. It's a specially bred mutated form of hunting behavior, selected for by dog breeders over hundreds of years," according to Doc Hilliard. "Every dog we're looking for needs to have it."

Jake-Barely pa.s.ses the ball test. He loves the ball and will search for it tirelessly, but once he has the ball, he is happy to share it with whoever wants it. Doc says it's not ideal, but that the possessiveness can be trained into him, at least to an extent. Our now-deceased springer spaniel, Nisha, was completely ball obsessed, and if you tried to take a ball from her, you had to be prepared to do battle. Jake-Barely pa.s.ses the ball test. He loves the ball and will search for it tirelessly, but once he has the ball, he is happy to share it with whoever wants it. Doc says it's not ideal, but that the possessiveness can be trained into him, at least to an extent. Our now-deceased springer spaniel, Nisha, was completely ball obsessed, and if you tried to take a ball from her, you had to be prepared to do battle.

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THE WRONG STUFF

But it's hard to judge every dog's pa.s.sion for the ball. Sometimes a dog goes to the United States and pa.s.ses through training, only to fail in advanced training school.

I watched an army dog and his handler, who would be deploying to Afghanistan in a matter of weeks, as they tried to work on exercises at the Inter-Service Advanced Skills K-9 (IASK) Course, at the Yuma Proving Ground in Arizona. The dog was listless and didn't seem to want to do the exercises. The ball didn't mean much to him when he got it. He'd take it for a few seconds and drop it. Part of it may have been the heat (114 degrees Fahrenheit), but some of the problem was simply that he didn't care enough about the ball to go through the rigors of this level of training. The man in charge of the course, Gunnery Sergeant Kristopher Knight, said he could tell when he first saw the dog that the dog didn't care enough about the reward.

"If I made you run three klicks in this heat and told you 'OK, now do what I tell you and I'll give you this nice cold water,' you'd do just about anything for that water at that point. do just about anything for that water at that point. That's That's how a strong dog feels about his toy. how a strong dog feels about his toy. That's That's the pa.s.sion this dog lacks." The dog did not end up deploying and is working with his handler on trying to improve his love for his "paycheck." If that doesn't work, he will no longer be a soldier dog. the pa.s.sion this dog lacks." The dog did not end up deploying and is working with his handler on trying to improve his love for his "paycheck." If that doesn't work, he will no longer be a soldier dog.

The buy team also makes time to test an innate skill that's vital to a good sniffer dog: how quickly a dog can learn to a.s.sociate a ball with a weird odor. It's the cornerstone of detection training, and once at dog school in the United States, dogs have only sixty days to master detect eight explosives scents, so the team does not want slow learners. How does a dog come to a.s.sociate a ball with an odor?

Doc or someone on the team gets a dog searching for her ball inside the barn. Suddenly the dog hits this weird-smelling scent she's probably never encountered before. Testers used to use substances like marijuana or pota.s.sium chlorate, but these days they don't want to expose a dog to narcotics or drugs so early in the game. There's a chance it could confuse a dog if, for example, she was exposed to marijuana during testing and went on to become an explosives detector. There's a lot of weed in Afghanistan, and you don't want an explosives dog alerting to it. This olfactory separation is even more important for narcotics dogs. If a drug dog alerts to that early memory of pota.s.sium chlorate, but handlers think she's found a stash of drugs, it could be a very big problem.

The scent that the team uses for testing could be something as simple as vanilla or licorice, which Doc refers to as "arbitrary odors." When the dog, who is looking for her ball, hits this new odor, all sorts of things happen. The dog thinks, "I've never smelled this before!" and shows a tiny change of behavior, perhaps stopping or wagging or tilting her head. At that moment, someone throws the ball so it lands right on the source of the odor, and the dog is cheered on for her "feat." before!" and shows a tiny change of behavior, perhaps stopping or wagging or tilting her head. At that moment, someone throws the ball so it lands right on the source of the odor, and the dog is cheered on for her "feat."

This happens a few more times, placing the odor in various places in the room and having a ball "magically" land on it when the dog successfully sniffs the odor. Many dogs learn extremely rapidly to a.s.sociate an odor and a ball. The odor becomes a totem for the ball. It's a Pavlovian process that works wonders. Once they are at dog school, it becomes the way dogs once again begin a.s.sociating scents with a reward-only the scents at school will be the real deal and not something you'd find in Granny's pantry.

Dogs who will do patrol work have more testing ahead of them. This is something the breeders and their trainers have worked on extensively. The dogs need to show aggression in response to a decoy (a human posing as a "bad guy") dressed without obvious bite equipment, and they must show great interest in biting and holding decoys who are wearing bite sleeves. The bites need to be strong and full, and the dog has to hold steady while biting, even if under threat. The type of bite is important. A shallow, weak, or shifting bite (in which the dog does something known as "typewriting") is not desirable and could be cause for elimination.

The buy team's goal is to buy sixty to one hundred dogs per visit to Europe; some dogs will go to the TSA's detector dog program, the rest to the Department of Defense's dog school at Lackland, for basic training. Once the dogs have been chosen, they tend not to stick around with the vendors for long.

Let's say the team finishes at the barn site, where members selected several dogs. Often within hours, the dogs are packed up and driven via truck to Frankfurt, where they are taken out of shipping crates, walked, and their crates cleaned. There, they wait for the eleven- or twelve-hour flight to Houston, which they'll make in the cargo hold of a commercial airliner. Once the dogs land, they're put in an air-conditioned truck for a three-hour drive to Lackland. They're met by handlers, veterinarians, and technicians at Lackland's Medina base kennels. The dogs-who have been on the road for between two and six days, depending on transportation availability-are unloaded and given a cursory exam. selected several dogs. Often within hours, the dogs are packed up and driven via truck to Frankfurt, where they are taken out of shipping crates, walked, and their crates cleaned. There, they wait for the eleven- or twelve-hour flight to Houston, which they'll make in the cargo hold of a commercial airliner. Once the dogs land, they're put in an air-conditioned truck for a three-hour drive to Lackland. They're met by handlers, veterinarians, and technicians at Lackland's Medina base kennels. The dogs-who have been on the road for between two and six days, depending on transportation availability-are unloaded and given a cursory exam.

Veterinarians at Lackland occasionally find dogs arriving from overseas to be underweight and to harbor skin, ear, or other infections. It's surprising, because the buy teams would have seen the dogs from two to six days earlier. The teams tend not to take dogs with these problems, because, as Doc Hilliard says, "we don't subsidize neglect of dogs." The problems are treatable, but if you're going to spend thousands of dollars on a dog, you would hope that the dog would have been given adequate kibble and care before arriving.

On a visit to the Medina clinic, one of the many dogs I saw being checked out was Lobo R705. He was a long-haired black shepherd, but you could hardly tell. He had received a buzz cut the previous week in order to get rid of the badly matted fur he arrived with from the vendor in Europe. Under the mats his entire chest had been bright red and inflamed from urine burns. He also had a raging ear infection. A veterinarian prescribed a regimen of antibiotic salves and ear meds. Upon recheck, Lobo's skin had healed, as had his ears. A staffer congratulated him. "Good job, boy!"

Of course, many of these freshly arrived dogs don't speak English; that is, they don't know English commands, so trainers may start saying things like "Bravver hund!" (Good dog!) or "Aus!" (Let go!). Eventually the dogs learn English. The only vestige of their foreign tongue may soon be their name.

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WHAT'S IN A NAME?

Dogs are named by their breeders, so when you're among military working dogs who hail from the kinds of places these dogs do, it is not surprising to hear names like Patja, Fritz, Pasha, Frenke, Caffu, Biko, Banzi, or Wolka. Or Fenji.

But the most common four dog names across the services, I found out after the Defense Department did a little digging for me, are Rex, Max, Nero, and Rocky. I know of no dogs in civilian life named Rex (or Fido, for that matter), so it's nice to know that this old-fashioned name, which means "King," is still being used for these n.o.ble dogs.

Not all names are so magisterial, though. In fact, dog program administrators and some handlers who are in the loop seem to think that breeders may sit back and chuckle when they name some of their dogs-dogs who will be at the forefront of the war on terror, being called time and time again by whatever name the breeder a.s.signed them. "I'm pretty sure they're messing with us sometimes," says one insider. And a military veterinarian chuckled and shook his head when he told me, "I think they do it on purpose." and shook his head when he told me, "I think they do it on purpose."

This would account for a brave war dog, Davy, whom we've already met. The name wouldn't be a problem, except, as you may recall, Davy is a girl. So is Bob. The gender switching seems to go the other way around most of the time, though, with big, tough boy dogs getting girly names. To wit: Freida, Kitty, and Judy. "Calling him Freida bothered me," former handler John Engstrom said. "It was just wrong."

I've heard stories about two male dogs named Kitty in the military. Both had reputations as very aggressive dogs. Remember Johnny Cash's song "A Boy Named Sue"? Same syndrome, perhaps.

Then there are the awkward names, including a dog named Bad. Talk about sending mixed messages when calling your dog. And let's not forget Sid. "Anytime you said Sid, it sat," Engstrom told me.

It seems that breeders in foreign countries are greatly influenced by American pop culture for kids. Perhaps they even let their children name the dogs. On a list of thousands of military working dog names from the last several years, there are the requisite Sesame Street Sesame Street characters, including Ernie, Bert, Elmo, and Oscar. Disney cla.s.sic animation characters score big, with Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Huey, Duey, Louie, Pluto, Goofy, Winnie, Tigger, Baloo, King Louie, Mowgli, Bambi, Beauty, Beast, Belle, Ariel, and Simba. Breeders also borrow from any famous dogs out there, including Snoopy, Benji, s...o...b.. Doo, Toto, and Rin Tin Tin. characters, including Ernie, Bert, Elmo, and Oscar. Disney cla.s.sic animation characters score big, with Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Huey, Duey, Louie, Pluto, Goofy, Winnie, Tigger, Baloo, King Louie, Mowgli, Bambi, Beauty, Beast, Belle, Ariel, and Simba. Breeders also borrow from any famous dogs out there, including Snoopy, Benji, s...o...b.. Doo, Toto, and Rin Tin Tin.

Let's not forget the oddball names. Some are embarra.s.sing, others are just weird. Imagine being downrange in a life-or-death situation and shouting for "Baby Cakes!" "Baby Bear!" "Busty!" or "Moo!" Breeders may have been hungry or thirsty when they named Cheddar, Cherry, Chips, Cider, Coffee, Cookie, Ihop, and Kimchee. others are just weird. Imagine being downrange in a life-or-death situation and shouting for "Baby Cakes!" "Baby Bear!" "Busty!" or "Moo!" Breeders may have been hungry or thirsty when they named Cheddar, Cherry, Chips, Cider, Coffee, Cookie, Ihop, and Kimchee.

Some names seem to be commentaries on a dog's personality: Bleak, Calamity, Funny, Grief (RIP: he died in Afghanistan not long ago), Grim, and Icky. Wait a minute. Icky?! Time for a serious, calm chat with one's commanding officer about just changing this poor dog's name.

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BORN IN THE USA

Going to Europe to buy dogs is a necessity, says Doc Hilliard, because there just aren't enough strong military dog candidates in the United States. Thanks to the long tradition of dog sports like Schutzhund and inst.i.tutions like the Royal Dutch Police Dog a.s.sociation, Europeans have a deeply entrenched source of dogs cut out for the types of duties military working dogs perform. "I'd love nothing better than to be able to buy American, but the dogs just aren't here," Doc says.

American vendors sell dogs to Lackland in much the same fashion as European vendors do, but because they sell in rather small numbers, the vendors usually go to Lackland with their dogs rather than have a buy team visit. Ironically, most of the dogs the U.S. vendors sell to the Defense Department were purchased in Europe.

The dog program still has a policy of accepting donations from average citizens or breeders. Every now and then, Doc and his people get a phone call from Ma and Pa wanting to donate their German shepherd to protect the U.S. But the odds the dog can pa.s.s the tests are astronomically low, he says. The genetics and intensive training just aren't there. The dog program won't take a dog in if it can't use him, so Ma and Pa-if they've come all the way to Lackland even after all the warnings about the testing-will likely end up driving home with their dog, who couldn't meet program standards. just aren't there. The dog program won't take a dog in if it can't use him, so Ma and Pa-if they've come all the way to Lackland even after all the warnings about the testing-will likely end up driving home with their dog, who couldn't meet program standards.

What about shelters? Aren't they filled with dogs who are available for next to nothing and are highly trainable? The British military has been saving the lives of shelter dogs for years, training them and providing them for its armed forces, according to animal scientist John Bradshaw, who has done extensive work with England's Defence Animal Centre in Melton Mowbray, near Leicester. (It is roughly the equivalent of Lackland Air Force Base as far as dog procurement and training goes.) The Defence Animal Centre also relies heavily on public donations of dogs. There's even a Web site with FAQs for those who want to donate. The Centre is interested in German shepherds, Belgian shepherds, or "gun dog" breeds between the ages of one and three years of age. The intake procedure is relatively easy, and on the Web site there's even s.p.a.ce devoted to rea.s.suring potential donors that their dogs will be in good hands: If you are considering donating or selling your dog to us, rest a.s.sured that your dog will be cared for, stimulated and trained through positive reward-based training, i.e., plenty of ball work, play and focused games.When you have made the decision to support your country by donating your dog and the dog has pa.s.sed all the necessary a.s.sessments you can rest a.s.sured that they are being well cared for. The Defence Animal Centre pledges to endeavour to meet The Five Freedoms: Freedom from hunger Freedom from pain, injury and disease Freedom from fear and distress Freedom from physical discomfort Freedom to perform most normal forms of behaviour The U.S. Department of Defense has recently begun making limited experiments obtaining dogs from shelters. But this has not proven successful. In the last year, consignment evaluators have been going to shelters in the San Antonio area and looking at hundreds of dogs. Only one has pa.s.sed. His name is Lucky, and he's a Labrador. The program is not encouraged by the high-labor, low-yield results, so don't expect to see dogs flying out of shelters and into the armed forces in the U.S. anytime soon. Our standards, it seems, are different from those in the UK.

So if we have a desire to procure dogs closer to home but just can't, are there any other options? Yes, and as it turns out, it's the reason anyone who enters Hilliard's building has to dip his or her feet in green disinfectant.

The Defense Department is making its very own Belgian Malinois puppies: Seventy-five were whelped here in 2010, 115 in 2009. The goal is to whelp two hundred puppies a year. About half the puppies won't make the cut, so once the goal is reached, there will be one hundred fewer dogs to buy overseas.

Why the Malinois? Mostly because they tend to be more durable than German shepherds, who are known for their hip, elbow, and back problems. Plus, according to some trainers I've spoken with, it's because the Malinois don't let thinking get in their way. They say that a shepherd will often think about what you tell him to do, or about his situation, but a Malinois just acts as he's trained to. Many prefer this. I don't know if Rin Tin Tin would applaud this rationale, but there's no turning back now. The program has been in place since 1998, at first as an experimental one and now as a full-fledged program, run by Doc Hilliard himself. to do, or about his situation, but a Malinois just acts as he's trained to. Many prefer this. I don't know if Rin Tin Tin would applaud this rationale, but there's no turning back now. The program has been in place since 1998, at first as an experimental one and now as a full-fledged program, run by Doc Hilliard himself.

We head downstairs from our meeting place to go see the puppies. To get access, we have to dip our soles at another disinfectant station. I'm not allowed to stop in at the whelping kennels to see the newest litter, because I spent the morning in the company of other dogs, and I could end up carrying disease to the vulnerable pups. But I do get to visit a batch of seven-week-old puppies from the pairing of a Netherlands stud named Robbie-who has sired some serious champion working dogs-and a b.i.t.c.h named Heska. Hilliard bought Heska overseas and bred her to Robbie while in the Netherlands. She came to Lackland to be monitored through her pregnancy and have her puppies on U.S. soil.

Her pups are fawn-colored, with downy fur and dark brown/black faces that look up from their exercise pen with a plaintive "Pick me up, please!" expression. Some still have a floppy ear or two, but for the most part, their ears have become upright. They're from the A litter, so every pup's name will start with the letter A. To distinguish puppy-program dogs from other MWDs, all dogs from the puppy program are given double letters to start their name. So this litter is made up of dogs with names like Aangus, Aatlas, and Aalice.

Aalice has caught my eye. She is still floppy-eared, and she appears extremely social, making eye contact and standing with paws propped on the enclosure to get my attention. But since I've been with other dogs earlier in the day, I can't hold her. The pups are still not fully immunized, and it wouldn't be safe.

So Doc Hilliard picks her up instead, and she snuggles right into his arms, and then uses his arms as a place to prop her paw, and starts licking his neck and then up to his jaw and cheek. It's hard for him to carry on the conversation while Aalice is slathering him with such adulation, so he pa.s.ses her to a staffer who's more than happy to take her off his hands.

Puppies in the puppy program leave Lackland pretty early in life. They're with their mom for several weeks, and then they get placed in foster homes until they're seven months old, when they return to Lackland and go through a sort of puppy preschool to see which ones may have what it takes to become a military working dog.

Ask anyone who has fostered a Malinois puppy, and they'll tell you two things: 1. It's a great way to be an intimate part of helping the military working dog world.2. Hide your shoes, socks, slippers, and furniture.

There's a reason these pups are nicknamed "malligators." They are all mouth and teeth. Arod has fostered three. "They ate our entire home," he says. He and his family ended up adopting the last one, Ttrina, after she didn't make the cut as a military working dog. Despite her propensity to malligator herself around the house, they took her in because they'd grown attached to her-teeth and all.

The puppy program is always looking for foster homes. To qualify, volunteers have to live within three hours of San Antonio so they can drive back for monthly appointments. A fenced yard is ideal. Fosters have to disclose how many other pets they have and what kind. "If you have five cats, we need to know that," says David Garcia, dog program foster consultant. "We'll find you a low-drive dog that will be a better fit." qualify, volunteers have to live within three hours of San Antonio so they can drive back for monthly appointments. A fenced yard is ideal. Fosters have to disclose how many other pets they have and what kind. "If you have five cats, we need to know that," says David Garcia, dog program foster consultant. "We'll find you a low-drive dog that will be a better fit."

Foster homes aren't expected to do formal training. That's what dog school is for. But they do help a puppy become comfortable with various environments and stimuli, such as busy streets, stairs, loud vacuums, and crowds. Fosters can also work on increasing a dog's desire to find a toy or a training treat; this is good for future training, when finding objects is a dog's core mission.

When I met with Garcia, he was in a slight panic. He needed to find twelve homes for the A litter (Aalice and her brothers and sisters) within two weeks. It wasn't looking good. The program had just expanded the distance limits for foster homes in order to include Austin residents, but word hadn't gotten out yet. Garcia was going to be calling some previous repeat fosters and was planning on attending a puppy expo as well.

"Once you see them and know them, they're pretty hard to resist," he says. He adds that it's not that that hard to puppy-proof a home. And he talks about how gratifying it can be to raise a puppy who will go on to save the lives of servicemen and -women. "It's not every day you get to raise a future hero." hard to puppy-proof a home. And he talks about how gratifying it can be to raise a puppy who will go on to save the lives of servicemen and -women. "It's not every day you get to raise a future hero."

Doc and his staff are investing heavily in making the puppy program a success. They've bought some frozen sperm from sought-after studs and also brought back a male named Arnold, who they hope will father some great pups. When Hilliard and staff go to Europe on future trips, he says they'll be looking for some "interesting" dogs for breeding. studs and also brought back a male named Arnold, who they hope will father some great pups. When Hilliard and staff go to Europe on future trips, he says they'll be looking for some "interesting" dogs for breeding.

They recently purchased a female Malinois puppy named Boudin, whose dad is Robbie (Aalice's father) and mom is Kyra (p.r.o.nounced Keera). The pairing of Robbie and Kyra has produced some very successful working dogs in Europe. Doc wants the Military Working Dog Program to have some of this bloodline, some of these champion genetics, so the puppy program bought Boudin and a full brother named Bruno. Both are registered pedigree dogs. (They will not be paired, for obvious reasons.) As a rule, Doc doesn't like to get registered pedigree Malinois, because he thinks they don't deal with stress as well as non-pedigreed dogs and because they tend to be smaller and less robust, more susceptible to stress. But these dogs are different, he hopes. I spent a few hours one afternoon with eight-week-old Boudin at her brand-new foster home near Lackland, with her foster dad, Air Force Technical Sergeant Joe Null. Despite her crazy puppy energy and frequent and high-pitched barking, she looks like she has the makings of an excellent dog: She's strong, has a committed bite when playing with a tug toy, and doesn't give up when hunting for a Kong.

But there's more to becoming a military working dog than getting bred or drafted. That's the easy part. Making it through the rigors of dog school is another matter altogether. Some dogs might decide to be draft dodgers if they knew what was up next.

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A TATTOO, AND A LITTLE OPERATION

Veterinarian Ronnie Nye, a retired army lieutenant colonel, has an easygoing, friendly manner that would put most human patients at ease if he were an MD. But Fred, a Netherlands-born German shorthaired pointer, looks like he would rather be somewhere else. His stub of a tail stays tucked down even as Nye strokes him and tells him with a confident, knowing smile that it's going to be all right.

After an injection of a c.o.c.ktail of sedatives, Fred appears a little drunk and within a couple of minutes slumps into the waiting arms of a vet a.s.sistant, who helps steady him onto the stainless-steel operating table. When Fred is completely out, a.s.sistants turn him onto his back, withdraw some urine from his bladder via a needle and syringe, put an endotracheal tube down his throat for anesthesia, and secure his paws to the table with ties. His floppy ears, splayed out on the steel, make an easy surface for the vet tech, who spends about twenty minutes tattooing his a.s.signed number (R739) on the underside of his left ear. As her tattoo pen buzzes away, Nye shaves the dog's stomach, vacuums the loose fur off the dog, isolates the incision area with blue surgical drapes, and poises a scalpel over Fred's bare belly.... underside of his left ear. As her tattoo pen buzzes away, Nye shaves the dog's stomach, vacuums the loose fur off the dog, isolates the incision area with blue surgical drapes, and poises a scalpel over Fred's bare belly....

Won't hurt a bit.

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BOOT CAMP

The world's largest dog school-aka the Department of Defense Military Working Dog School, 341st Training Squadron-lies on a flat, featureless chunk of land on the outskirts of San Antonio, at Lackland Air Force Base. Sprawled out on nearly seven thousand arid acres, Lackland is a place for newcomers. Each year, thirty-five thousand air force recruits come here for basic training.

Also among Lackland's newcomers every year are the 340 relatively young dogs who will be trained as military working dogs and the 460 two-legged students who come through Lackland to learn the basics of dog handling.