"Yes, but I want to f.u.c.k all attractive girls. I have some friends I'd like you to meet, Miss Swift. A little society we have. All of them are Masters, of varying ages, and I'm sure they'd all be interested in meeting you."

"How many of them are there?"

"Including me, five current members, though we've had several more over the years. We have a store of lamps that we've collected over the years. We've got 214 total, plus my 3, which the others don't know about."

"214!?" Alexis exclaimed through her biscuits. "You've got 214 genies!?"

"All of them dormant in their lamps of course. We wouldn't want some random kids getting hold of them and causing havoc with the world, now would we?"

"So what, you guys just collect lamps?" Sophie asked.

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"Through a mixture of wealth and magic, we hunt down magic lamps to add to our collection. For example, the one that was stolen was recovered from the Museum of Egyptian Antiquities in Cairo, where it had sat for 10 years after being found by chance buried in a building site in Alexandria. As soon as I found out, I procured it, and hid it in my home. For the greater good of the world, of course."

"Of course." Sophie wasn't convinced.

"Tell you what, Miss Swift, how about I give you my address and personal phone number?" Mr Brookman looked up at Miss Showers, who materialised a business card, and handed it to Sophie. "We're meeting at my place on Friday night. I'd love for you to come, and of course Alexis is invited."

"I'll think about it," Sophie said.

"I'm sure you will, and I'm sure you'll make the right decision," Mr Brookman smiled.

"We'll see. Alexis, take us home please."

"As you wish, Mistress."

Alexis snapped her fingers, and the two of them were instantly back in Sophie's living room. Matt's body was still unconscious on the floor, with Lumiosa sat on the sofa, watching over him.

"Welcome home Master!" She said happily. "Would you like to return to your own body?"

"Yes, do it," said Matt in Sophie's voice. Lumiosa and Alexis snapped their fingers, and Matt instantly sat up. He looked down at his groin, and sighed in relief.

"Oh good, I've got a p.e.n.i.s," he said. "That was the weirdest bit. Not being able to feel my p.e.n.i.s."

"Try being a girl all the time, we never feel our p.e.n.i.ses," Sophie said.

"If I may ask, what did you discover, Master, Miss Sophie?" Lumiosa asked.

"Lumiosa, I wish for you to extract the memories of the events from my mind," Matt commanded.

"Your wish is my command, Master." Lumiosa snapped her fingers, and instantly knew everything that had gone on. "That is so sad...To think of those poor genies, trapped in their lamps, never again to see the light of day, or know the joy of serving a Master."

"I'm more concerned with what they want with all those lamps," Sophie said. "I don't believe it's really for the greater good."

"So what do you suggest we do?" Matt asked.

"I say we go to this party, and we find out the truth."