His uncle had never been so intrusive in his private life, but then his uncle had a history that did not permit umbrage over bad behavior without considerable hypocrisy. The current Earl of Lyndale had been a rake in his youth and a roue in his maturity. Ewan suspected that the fair-haired woman floating about the castle today was the current mistress. In short, the earl had more in common with his nephew than with his sons. If he had chosen to play at dying when only Ewan was available, that meant that his demands for promises this time probably had to do with matters that only another rake would take in stride.
"There is a letter that explains it all." The earl pointed his trembling hand toward a small writing table. Ewan watched the arm and finger stretch out while the earl rose on one shaky arm. His pose imitated that of a dying father in a painting by Greuze. An engraving that reproduced the painting was in Uncle Duncan's extensive fine print collection, its theatrical sentimentality obviously appreciated often by its current owner.
"You must give the letter to Hamish. You must swear that you will see that he carries out my wishes, which are contained in it."
"I will be in no position to do so. He will be the earl. I will remain a dependent relative and can demand nothing of him."
"Tell him you are bound by your promise to me."
"That will be of no account to him. You are asking that I harass a man for the rest of my life. That I pound my head against a stone wall. It isn't fair to make demands that I cannot fulfill."
"You can make him see that it must be done if you put your mind to it. You are far more clever than he is."
Ewan was losing his patience. Being blackmailed into his own promises was one thing. Being forced to ensure that others acted in compliance with Uncle Duncan's whims was another.
"What is this vitally important matter, Uncle?" Attending the next sheep shearing? Escorting some cast-off mistress to a ball? The earl's demands were never dreadful, just damned inconvenient and often boring.
"I did a grievous offense to a man in my youth. The next earl must right this wrong."
"What kind of wrong?" Most likely his uncle had bedded a friend's wife. For all of his envy of the last century's ribald behavior, seducing a friend's wife was something Ewan himself would never do. Once, when he and Uncle Duncan had gotten foxed together, he had tried to explain to the old goat how that was dishonorable. Uncle had simply been unable to grasp the nuances.
"I was vengeful and went too far. It has preyed on my conscience ever since. I had intended to right matters, but now" His hand went to his heart again.
"Well, if it is something that the Earl of Lyndale should do, then you can still make it right yourself. When you are better."
"I will never be better. I tell you I am dying." Uncle Duncan spoke emphatically, with powerful strength of voice. His dark eyes glared out from under his bed cap's edge and his color rose to a nice healthy pink.
Ewan experienced profound annoyance. This entire drama had been so unnecessary. There had been no reason for Uncle Duncan to pretend he was dying. There had been no justification in dragging Ewan from London and from the delicious pursuit of pretty Lady Norton.
"Swear it," the earl demanded. He sat upright, looking fit and hale and ready to ride for twenty miles. "Would you allow me to go to my grave with this unfinished, with no assurance that this sin will be mitigated? Ungrateful wretch! I will make a codicile to my will at once and cut you out without a penny. I will"
Here it came, the blackmail. The threats. Really, Uncle Duncan should hire a writer to devise a new set of lines.
"leave a letter for Hamish telling him to cut off your allowance. I will"
"Fine, I swear," Ewan snapped. "I swear that I will do all within my power to see that the next earl fixes the problem that you created but never bothered to fix yourself."
It was a toothless promise to make. There would not be a "next earl" for quite some time. Swearing to do all within his own power meant little, since he would have no power at all.
Uncle Duncan did not see the huge holes. His ire receded. He sank back into his pillow. He arranged for his body to go limp and for his cheeks to appear gray.
The earl vaguely waved Ewan away. Still annoyed but also amused by the theatrics, Ewan played his role to the end. He got up, leaned over, and kissed Uncle Duncan's head affectionately before leaving.
That night the earl surprised everyone by actually dying. He passed quietly in his sleep.
Ewan was stunned by the unexpected turn of events, but he suspected his amazement was more than matched by that of the earl himself.
Two weeks later Ewan lay on a sofa in his chambers in London.
If life were fair he would not be reclining alone. Lady Norton would be here with him, receiving the lesson in love that he had long anticipated giving her. Right now he would be plucking at the laces of a corset, preparing to unveil her abundantly luscious beauty.
But life was not fair. He'd had to beg off on their assignation. He could not move, let alone seduce a woman tonight. He could barely think.
He lifted a limp arm and raised the letter. He read the first line again and groaned. It was unbelievable. Incomprehensible. Just a month ago he was happy and innocent and going about his business, which was easy to do because he made sure his business only dealt with pleasure, and now His manservant entered carrying a fresh bottle of wine to replace the one that Ewan had just finished.
Swigged, to tell the truth. Gulped down as if it were rum and he were a sailor. Another man came in too. Ewan glanced up from beneath the arm draped over his forehead to see Dante Duclairc gazing down at him. Dante's limpid brown eyes showed more amusement than concern and a smile wanted to break out on his angelically handsome face.
"Duclairc. Good of you to come." His friend's presence touched him, and a pang of nostalgia sounded in his heart. Dante Duclairc had not been in these chambers since he married Fleur Monley last spring. The parties that occurred in this apartment were a lot less fun now that Dante had been domesticated. Only a calamity such as had visited Ewan today would get Duclairc here now. "Your message seemed desperate. Are you unwell? You look like someone in a bad Greuze painting." "Disaster has struck. Complete and total catastrophe. Once you learn of it you will understand why it has laid me low." He lifted the letter. Duclairc took it and sat down on another sofa to read. He did not even notice the little bronze statue on the table beside his seat. The latest addition to Ewan's renowned collection of fine art erotica, it was a Renaissance work displaying a nymph servicing Pan. Ewan had been proud of the acquisition yesterday, but his friend's indifference seemed appropriate to today's solemnity. "Jesus," Dante said after peering at the letter for a few minutes. "I knew you would appreciate how outrageous this is." "It is certainly unexpected. And amazing. I do not know whether to congratulate you or help you mourn." "I'll be damned if I'm going to mourn. It was very inconsiderate of them. Hugely so. There should have been a law against both of them putting themselves in danger at the same time. Where was Hamish's sense? If he wants to climb a damned mountain and die in a damned avalanche, let him go, I say, but to drag his younger brother on the adventure and risk their both dying in the same damned avalanche" He closed his eyes. It was all too much. "Pity that they both dallied in marrying." "Pity? Pity? Irresponsible! Look where their negligence has left me." "It appears that it has left you the Earl of Lyndale." Indeed it had. Hell. Ewan swung his legs and sat up. "Make yourself comfortable. I plan to get drunk and need company. I trust you told your pretty wife that you will not be home soon." "Fleur assumed you were in horrible trouble after reading the dramatic message you sent me. She insisted I come. She had no idea that the terrible news was that you have inherited a title and a significant fortune."
"Do not get sardonic on me, Duclairc. A man has a right to some warning on such a thing. There I was, assuming there were two strapping men between the title and me. What were the odds they would both die before one produced a son? Negligible. Damned near impossible or at least reassuringly unlikely. And now" He waved the letter that had come from Switzerland, then let it drop to the floor.
He looked down at it. Something nibbled at his dazed mind. Something just as unpleasant as that letter had been. He tried not to acknowledge its intrusion, but it nudged and poked until it had his stomach sinking.
"Oh, hell."
"Your shock is understandable, McLean, but you will be a fine earl. You will rise to the position. It will not disrupt your life as much as you think."
"Yes it will, but this 'oh, hell' was about something else." He got up, walked around the assortment of sofas and chaise longues that dotted the chamber, ducked past the swing hanging from the ceiling, and went to a writing table in a dark corner.
"Uncle Duncan gave me something to give to Hamish should Uncle Duncan die, which I never expected him to do. I brought it down here so that I could fulfill his final wish by handing it over to Hamish as soon as he returned to England." He pawed through a drawer for the infernal letter.
He brought it back to the sofa and stared at its seal. He gulped down another glass of wine.
I swear that I will do all within my power to see that the next earl fixes the problem that you created but never bothered to fix yourself.
"Duclairc, let me pose a philosophical question to you. Suppose a dying man extracted a promise from you, but you did not really believe he was a dying man, nor, for that matter, did he. Let us say further that both of you thought the ultimate responsibility would fall to someone else but that a freakish coincidence meant that instead it fell to you. With all those peculiarities, wouldn't you say that"
"No."
Ewan looked up to see Dante regarding him severely.
"Yes. Of course. You are right."
Well, hell and damnation. '
"Perhaps you should read it. Maybe it is something very minor."
Sighing, Ewah broke the seal.
"Well?" Dante asked.
"It appears that my uncle wronged a man named Cameron many years ago. Ruined him. He wants me to see that this Cameron and his family are cared for, that they do not want for anything. That is deucedly ambiguous. What if they want a coach and four? What if they want twenty thousand a year?"
"I think you would be safe to use your own judgment of what is adequate to be sure they are suitably cared for. I do not think your uncle means you have to hand, them whatever their hearts desire."
"Good point. I knew having you here would be helpful. That is why I called for you and not one of the other lads. Marriage has made you so sensible."
"There is no need to get insulting."
"My apologies." Ewan peered at the letter. "It seems this Angus Cameron lives far north of Glasgow. I get to haul myself back up to Scotland and brave the cold and early snows of the Highlands."
"Angus Cameron? My father knew an Angus Cameron.Spoke of him on occasion. They held a lively correspondence."
"Do you remember anything that was said about him? Uncle claimed this letter explained all, but in fact he neglected to include just how he wronged this man."
"I only remember my father referring to Cameron as eccentric. Father found him very amusing."
"That is not encouraging, Duclairc. Your father was more than a tad eccentric himself. If he used that word to describe Cameron, I could be facing a raving lunatic."
"I do not think it is as bad as that. I vaguely remember Father speaking of Cameron's erudition on ancient Celtic culture. Druids and whatnot. Unlike my father, who merely had a historical interest in such things, Cameron became more involved. There were some odd doings, but the fellow is only colorful, not mad."
"You are not making me feel better." Ewan poured more wine. "I should have started with whisky. It would have done the job quicker. You must stay. I promise no women are coming. This entire matter has left me cold for such pleasures."
"You are indeed distraught enough to need my company if that is the case. I never thought I would hear such words from you."
Hell, yes, he was distraught. In shock, and barely controlling his temper. He did not want to be the earl and this business with Cameron was only one example of why. Everywhere he turned now people would probably be using boring words like "duty" and "responsibility" and "obligations."
"You probably should attend on that responsibility soon," Dante said, gesturing to the letter about Cameron, which had joined the other on the floor. "The duty will only get more onerous if you put it off. With winter coming, a journey to the Highlands should be made at once. After you fulfill your obligations at court, of course."
Ewan wanted to punch Duclairc in the nose.
It was all too much.
"That should be it down there," Ewan said to Michael, his manservant.
"Lord be praised."
Ewan and Michael sat on their horses at the top of the hill and gazed into the glen where the home of Angus Cameron sat. Highland vistas like thiswith the treeless rolling hills and valley, with a sky so blue it blinded your eyes and air so crisp and clean it hurt your chest inspired poetry.
The mutterings moving through Ewan's mind were not pretty verses, however.
After a hellish journey, most of it on horseback through icy rain and bitter fog and more than enough mud to fill this glen, here he finally was.
I hope that you are enjoying this, Uncle Duncan.
"Do not praise Providence yet, Michael. I do not expect the conclusion of this journey to improve our lot. Angus Cameron probably has six burly, red-haired sons who wear tartan kilts and hurl tree trunks for fun. No doubt the evening meal will be haggis."
"You do not have very kind words for your countrymen, sir."
"I may be a Scot, but I am not fond of Highlanders. Highlanders assume they are purer Scots than anyone else. They imply with their cocky grins and insinuations that a Scot from the south is more English than Scot, in blood as well as loyalty. There are many Scots who never reconciled to the Grand Union into Great Britain, and lots of them live in godforsaken glens like this, on the edge of the world, being whipped by brutal weather that any sane person would flee."
He led Michael down into the valley, anticipating little welcome when he intruded. He had not written or contacted Cameron because that would give the man a chance to rebuff him. The last thing Ewan wanted was a recalcitrant victim prolonging the "making right" that needed doing.
Duty. Duty. He had been practicing that chant for two weeks now, ever since the ceremony with the king. Nothing like donning a coronet and an ermine-trimmed robe to drive the desolate message home. He was no longer Ewan McLean, man-about-town, gambler and drinker, lover extraordinaire, and host of some of London's finest orgies.
Now he was a peer, a member of the House of Lords, paterfamilias to a passel of relatives whose names he had made it a point never to know, and laird of a branch of a Scottish clan with ancient roots.
Worse, what had recently been an unremarkable life had now become notorious. Society had long ago ceased to notice his behavior, but suddenly it was grist for the rumor mill again. He had heard that already some unimaginative wag had dubbed him the "Lord of Sin-dale."
What a ludicrous development it had all been. The only good thing about this journey, and it was small consolation, was that it removed him from London, where several mothers of eligible daughters had sent him invitations to parties at houses that had never before received him. He might be notorious, but now he was a notorious earl. Ladies who should know better apparently had no qualms about throwing their virginal daughters in the Lord of Sindale's path.
"I thought you said it would be a hovel. A dark, drafty, ancient cottage." Michael glanced back with resentment at the packhorse he had been dragging. "You made me bring good linens and soap, but it looks to be a house that will have its own."
It did look to be such a house. Uncle Duncan had said he ruined Cameron, but this house was the nicest one they had passed in many miles. It was not some thatched, wattle-and-daub cottage huddled in a township of others like it. This house was situated on its own, of good size, built of stone, with rather attractive plantings all around it. A large stable stood to the north and a handsome carriage waited out in front.
Perhaps the family hung on to their pride through the property. Maybe they were one of those families that ate nothing but soup in order to keep up appearances.
"I say, sir, what is happening down there? Those people upstream?"
Ewan looked past the house to the congregation of dots about two hundred yards behind it. He hoped to heaven that he had not arrived on some festival day, or in the middle of a party or celebration. He really was not in the mood.
Since it appeared the household was busy by the stream, he and Michael passed the house and headed for the dots. They took on forms as they neared. A little crowd was watching something transpiring among three men.
Two of the men began walking away in opposite directions. Ewan was impressed by the determined expression of the blond-haired one heading his way. Then he noticed the pistols.
It was a duel.
The man coming toward him was much too young to be Angus Cameron. He looked to be no more than about eighteen. Ewan examined the other figure, the one heading in the other direction.
Cameron was dressed bizarrely, like someone in a Restoration costume drama. Boots, pantaloons and a red doublet covered his body. He was tall and wiry, and his spry step implied the years had not taken much toll.
He wore a flamboyant brown hat with a broad brim and big red plume. It appeared this old man wore his ancestor's garments and had never purchased any of his own. Definitely eccentric, as Duclairc's father had said. Or too poor to hire a tailor. Well, it could have been worse. He could have been wearing Druid's robes.
The pacing stopped. The red plume swished the air as Cameron turned. Ewan saw the face under the upturned right brim of the hat.
This was definitely not Angus Cameron.
It was a woman.
end.