Oh G.o.d, Again!

Why the blinding lights WHY?!

It like an epileptic seizure. Anyways where am I, hmm this must be an another world.

Wow, what a beautiful kingdom its huge! I have to say this is a breathtaking view... Wait... WHAT THE f.u.c.k!, WHY AM I SO HIGH UP.

Wait, I can... SEE! HAHA G.o.d HASENT d.a.m.nED ME YET. Oh AND I dont seem to be falling but still why did that emotionally unstable G.o.d put me up so high hmph*.

Doesn't matter, but the real question is what the h.e.l.l do I do now?

I remember hearing that G.o.d say that my job is to raise warriors to avenge him?

Hmm.. I think I'll just do that then I got nothing better to do. So I don't know what I am the G.o.d previously said that im a system I don't know what to think about this.

Meh I was in a similar state before why complain now. This sound weird but do I have a system for myself?

It might seem stupid but I have to know my status if a system even has one I feel confused right now and it would help a lot if I knew my current state.

Thinking back on it shouldn't I say something like status . Maybe let me give it a try.

"STATUS!"

Nothing came out G.o.d am I stupid, Im a system after all maybe I should say it in my head, worth a shot, STATUS!

[Ding!]

Ooooh the legendary "ding" never thought I would live to see the day, *imaginary tear wipe*

[System Support Function Activated]

[System Type: Ever Changing Dream System]

[Rarity Level: Trash]

[Soul Level: Mortal (Rank 9) ]

[Soul Purity: #####

[Host: None]

[Overall Summary: A trash system that even a beggar would refuse owners.h.i.+p of. No outstanding characteristics whatsoever.]

[Fate: To Fade from existence, leaving no traces of its existence in this reality]

"..."

You know what... f.u.c.k YOU, YOUR EXISTENCE IS MEANS NOTHING TO ME, YOUR TRASH.

(A/N: After many hours of our beloved MC swearing he calmed down.)

Ok, ok I might have overreacted I have to stay cool headed, I can always change my fate right?...

[Warning!]

What now?

[System Support Function advises System to quickly find a host, Reason: Soul Power is slowly dropping once it soul collapses System will fade from existence]

[Time left: 2 hours]

Ok, ok im not freaking out wait how?!.

I don't know if I like that or not but this is not the time to think I have to find a host, this is crucial for my survival but who do I choose I cant choose any shmuck if I want to live easily.

I have to choose someone rich and talented if I want my life to proceed smoothly.

Ok who to choose, who to choose wait how do I even choose a host?, hey SSF how do I choose a host.

[SSF Response: System must enter and merge with the chosen host's soul without being labeled as an intruder, thus causing backlash to systems soul and systems current soul density is unable to handle the attack of another mortal soul]

Yup im convinced now the G.o.ds are trying to kill me... well no point whining lets find a candidate.

First, I should go to the enormous palace, who knows I might find a one in a million prodigy prince or princess, fufufufu.

(20 minutes later)

Im surprisingly faster than I thought I reached the palace quite early, maybe that void distorted my depth of vision.

Anyways I should probably enter now, hmm this is truly a magnificent palace ok time to find the prince.

(35 miutes later)

While sitting in a hall that looked like that meeting place of the knights of the round table our

MC was weeping saying "Yup the SSF was right I'm destined to fade out of existence not even leaving a mark on existence"

[Warning!]

[SSF Advises System: To find a host in 5 minutes immediately]

Ahh my life, I give up I dont care I might as well die I cant even find a child in this G.o.d d.a.m.n palace sniff* sniff* and all the adults somehow end up pa.s.sively rejecting me.

Just as our mc was about to give up and resign himself to fate he heard something which at that point sounded like an angel in times of war coming to save him you probably know what is is dontcha? smart boi.

Just as I was about to resign myself to fate I heard it the faintest laughter of a child... YES, G.o.d HASNT ABANDODNED ME YET b.i.t.c.hES.

(A/N: yes, my dear readers this is my s.h.i.+t interpretation of what comedy is. (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง)

As I dash through the halls pa.s.sing maids and butlers, I see a little boy, with a super cute complexion for a 4-year-old, holding the hand of what seems to be a handsome knight who I a.s.sume to be his father.

(A/N: The kid: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/32/95/38/329538b6497e6cc5344616d059610f5d.jpg

G.o.d d.a.m.n do I get distracted by petty s.h.i.+t like this, ok time to integrate with this kid I have no time to waste.

First, visualize the kids soul, check. Second, slowly seep my soul into his making the illusion that im part of his soul, check, last step, circulate my soul at the same pace as his.

G.o.d please let this work, I only have a minute left please... just please...

[Warning!]

[System is strongly advised to integrate with someone]

[Time left: 45 seconds]

.

why...

.

[Time left: 20 seconds]

.

why...

.

[Time left: 5 seconds]

.

Someone, anyone...

.

[Time left: 1 seconds]

Just at that one moment it felt as though time has stopped and the kid who once had his back facing me now stared at me with his eyes peach eyes I at that moment felt as the kid stared at me his glance piercing through me as if I was naked, he didn't utter a word, he just looked curious.

After several minutes of staring at each other, and him finally being alone in his room, he uttered in a cute voice "what are you?" I fell into a daze. Wait, then I realize I'm still here that means I really did integrate with him... YES, THANK G.o.d, NO THANK THIS KID FOR SAVING ME!

[Ding]

[Congratulations to system for acquiring a host]

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