"Hey! Who's a mental irratation?" I pout at Magi-kun. Is this my new nickname? I guess it's karma for giving all the ikemen new names, sigh. Mental irritation... it's not that bad, but I can't let Magi-kun do whatever he wants with me.

"You are, you brat." Magi-kun smirked as he pushes up his golden-rimmed gla.s.ses. Very condescending, very arrogant. But with that childlike body, you're the one that looks like a brat, a spoiled, cannon fodder villain brat from those aristocratic themed light novels I used to read. They always get "killed off" in the first couple of chapters.

Just as I was about to retort to his petty childness, Manbun's attention was drawn to the cannon fodder villain, he cut me off and intruded into our conversation by demanding,"******, you know this thing?"

"Wha?! HEY! Who're you calling a thing!?" I shout. At the end of the day I'm human too...I think. Right? Technically I am the soul of a human from a different world, placed inside a tree, and is current inhabiting an... inorganic fairy body. So...technically human.

Manbun ignores me while intently staring at Magi-kun...I s.h.i.+p it. At this point, I'll s.h.i.+p anyone, why don't we just make it one big org... ok, might be taking this a little to far, its rewind time.

a.n.a.lyzing this s.h.i.+p purely from a compatibility standpoint, their personalities are complete opposites. Magi-kun is a smarta.s.s man-child, while Manbun is a large, lazy slob. But you know what they say, opposites attract.

But from my opinionated view, I wouldn't s.h.i.+p Manbun with anyone, because a b.u.t.t like him doesn't deserve love, hmph.

While Manbun ignored me, the baby-faced Magi-kun notices his threatening eyes and becomes spooked by Manbun's glare. His face pale white, Magi-kun salutes, "Comander!"

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Eh? Eh? Commander? This lazy b.u.m? THIS guy is the boss?!?

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