Mircea Basarab was a lot of things. Handsome-beautiful, really, if you could use that word for a man-in that stunning way that movie stars are and the rest of us aren't. Only Mircea didn't need a great wardrobe and the right lighting. Mircea could make women swoon naked and in the dark.
Especially naked and in the dark, come to think of it.
It wasn't surprising, since he'd had five hundred years to refine his seduction technique, which he now used as the chief negotiator for the dreaded North American Vampire Senate. It controlled the country's vamps far more strictly than the Circle did its mages. And speaking of mages, the Senate was heartily tired of them monopolizing the Pythias, which they had done for centuries as the traditional Pythian bodyguards.
Right up until a Pythia ended up sort-of-kind-of-but-not-exactly married to a senator, that is.
Like I said, my love life is complicated.
Or it had been until recently, when Mircea had all but vanished from the scene. I hadn't heard from him in more than a week, not since he'd gone off to handle some crisis in New York. That had been a little disappointing, because, okay, he was busy, but would a phone call have killed him? But it had also been a relief, because we had things to talk about, oh yes we did, and they were things that I'd just as soon postpone until I fixed the immediate crises of a demon curse and a homeless court and a bunch of homicidal acolytes.
"What did he say?" I asked Marco casually.
Marco cocked a thick eyebrow at me. "Think you'd better take that up with him. He wants you to call."
He held out a shiny black phone.
I bit my lip and saw an unhappy-looking reflection do the same. Yes, Mircea and I needed to talk. Yes, we needed to do it soon. And not just because of personal issues. We were also allies in a war, the same war my dear acolytes had decided to join on the other side, and he might need something.
"Did he say it was urgent?"
Marco looked at me.
"Well, did he?"
"He didn't say it wasn't."
I felt my back muscles unclench slightly. Mircea was a diplomat, but if it was life or death he would have said so. And Marco would be looking a lot more than just exasperated right now.
Of course, ignoring this was only going to dig me in deeper, and I had a feeling that I was in over my head as it was. But I just couldn't deal with another problem right now, especially not a tall, dark, and handsome problem with wicked eyes and a knowing smile who played me like a violin even when I wasn't exhausted. And starving.
"I'm hungry," I told Marco plaintively.
He narrowed suspicious eyes at me but didn't argue. Because a hungry Pythia was a vulnerable Pythia. The energy of the office might be all but inexhaustible, but that wasn't true of the people who had to channel it. And out of fuel for me meant out of power.
He put the phone away. "What do you want?"
"Anything. And lots of it," I added as my stomach woke up to inform me that half a beer was not an adequate daily intake. "And I need to see . . . uh, the guy. That I brought with me."
"The demon, you mean?" Marco asked dryly, because yeah. He knew the wards, too.
But a moment after he strode out, a bedraggled, beaten-up, sopping-wet demon staggered in, sandwiched between two vamps. Someone had given him another pop eye to match the glamouried one, which oddly made him look better. Or at least more symmetrical.
It didn't appear to have done anything for his temper.
"It's okay. You can leave him," I told the guards, more for their sake than his. Rosier might be temporarily powerless, but he wouldn't stay that way forever. And he struck me as the vindictive type.
They exchanged glances, but they didn't argue, either. Because we all knew it didn't matter. Which was why I jumped up and clapped a hand over Rosier's indignantly open mouth as soon as they'd gone. Vampire hearing ensured that they could eavesdrop equally well from the living room-of a suite on the other side of the building.
They didn't do it on purpose, exactly. It was just that, with superhuman senses and living in one another's brains half the time, vamps had about the same understanding of privacy as the NSA. And that was before getting orders to keep me safe or else.
So I put a finger to my lips while Rosier glared at me some more. But he stayed silent when I let him go so I could lean over and turn on the TV. Sumo wrestling, of course. Vegas only had about ten channels of the stuff. But I flipped around until I found a loud telenovela and blasted it, and then turned on the clock radio for good measure.
"What are-" Rosier demanded.
"Shhh!" I grabbed his hand and led him to the French windows on the other side of the room, which opened onto a balcony. It was a tiny trail of a thing, little more than a lip clinging to the side of the building. Because there are penthouses and then there are penthouses, and mine was of the low-rent variety.
I'd had a nicer one once upon a time, before the head of the Senate decided to move in and kick me out. It had a big balcony, with lots of room and a pool. I looked up and scowled; I bet she didn't even swim.
"What are you doing?" Rosier asked as I climbed out.
"I need to talk to you."
"And we can't talk inside?"
"Not unless you want to be overheard."
"I don't give a damn," Rosier said flatly. "And why do you live with a horde of bloodsucking fiends you can't talk in front of?"
"They're family," I snapped. "Now get out here."
"I'll pass," he told me, eyeing the twenty-something-floor drop without pleasure.
"Don't tell me you're afraid of heights!" I'd raised my voice a little, but it didn't matter because the wind out here was something else. It came whipping around the side of the building like a banshee every few moments, carrying everything before it-including sound. But there was a railing, and it was sturdy.
Not that Rosier seemed to think so.
"Of course not," he told me haughtily.
And stayed right where he was.
"Oh, for crying out loud!" I said. "You're afraid of water and you're afraid of heights. Anything else?"
"I'm not afraid."
"Then what, exactly, is the problem?"
"Prudence. I might not survive a fall from that height. And while I could make another body, it would take time."
"You're not going to be falling-"
"I know that. Because I'm not going to be out there."
"We don't have time for this," I hissed.
Rosier pried his hand loose from mine and began using it to strip off the double glamourie. The bulbous nose went first and then the fake pop eye. The real one had to stay, however, which meant that his looks didn't improve much.
Or maybe that was down to his expression.
"On the contrary, we have plenty of time," he said sourly, trying to pry off the shaggy left eyebrow, which had somehow become stuck. "Now that you've inexplicably brought us back to the present!"
"I did no such thing-"
"Then I was hallucinating the boat that almost drowned me?"
"You were doing that well enough on your own," I snapped, not feeling charitable toward the guy who'd had one job and managed to screw it up. Just like he was managing to broadcast our conversation to every damned guard in the place.
At least, he was until I shifted him outside with me.
That elicited enough screeching and caterwauling to have brought every vamp in the hotel running. Except that I'd anticipated it and shut the door firmly behind him. And then put my back to it so he couldn't dive back in, because I wasn't going to be pulling that trick twice.
As it was, my knees felt wobbly.
"Why didn't you hex him?" I demanded, to cover my reaction.
"Why did you shift us out of there before I could?" he returned savagely, whirling on me from where the shift had left him, half draped over the balcony railing.
"For the last time, I didn't shift us! That other Pythia must have done that. The old one," I clarified. "She . . . co-opted Gertie's portal . . . used it to send us back to our own time. Or something." It wasn't a great explanation, but I actually wasn't sure what had happened.
I'd been trying to shift us into the bright spring day that had been following us around like a panting puppy. It wasn't a long-term solution, but it hadn't needed to be. I'd just needed to buy a couple of seconds so Rosier could do his thing before Tweetie's grandma followed us through the portal.
But she hadn't given me the chance, hitting us with a time wave even as we dove. So instead of traveling half a year, or whatever it had been, we'd traveled two hundred, right back to our own time. And, somehow, she'd also managed to snatch Pritkin away in the process.
I didn't know how she'd done that, either. Or how she'd known that he belonged in that other time instead of with us. But it was lucky considering the huge amount of trouble that would have been caused if she hadn't.
I shivered a little. Removing Pritkin from the time line would have also removed me-from life, since he'd saved mine maybe a dozen times in the last few months. It was the same thing I was trying to do for him, if my damned counterparts would stop interfering! Especially with graduate-level Pythia stuff I didn't know how to deal with because I was barely out of kindergarten.
Maybe I should have felt lucky just to have survived. But what I mostly felt was pissed. As if this wasn't hard enough already!
And now Rosier was scowling at me again.
"She's from the past," he pointed out. "Yet she sent us back here? You're telling me your kind can manipulate the future now?"
"No." At least, I couldn't. I wasn't so sure about the rest of them.
"Then how did she do it?"
"I don't know. But that doesn't matter right now, does it? All that matters is that we have to get to Pritkin. And for that I have to eat-"
"Eat all you want. Sleep. Take a holiday!" He threw out a hand. And then quickly replaced it on the railing as another gust came roaring by. "What difference does it make?" he yelled. "By now, his soul is back in the demon realm-"
"So?"
"So we can't reach it there, little girl!"
Damn it! I glared at Rosier because I knew this was going to happen! It was why I'd been so desperate to catch Pritkin in Amsterdam. Since, shortly before that, he had spent what had seemed to him like fifty years or so in the demon realms, only to return to earth to find that more than a thousand years had passed.
Rosier had first snatched his son away sometime in the sixth century, when he was about my age, and the next time Pritkin saw earth, it was the late 1780s. Thanks to a much longer life span from his demon blood and the different time stream operating in hell, he hadn't changed all that much. But earth . . .
It must have been a damned wrenching experience, coming back Rip van Winklelike to find that everything he knew was gone and everyone he cared about was dead. Just one of the hits his psyche would take from the curse of having Rosier for a father. But it wasn't much better for us, since our failure in the icy canals meant that our next stop was likely to be a whole lot warmer.
But impossible, it wasn't.
"My power may not work in hell all that well, but it doesn't need to," I reminded Rosier. "I can take us back in time on earth, and then you can take us into the demon realm. It amounts to the same thing-"
"It is not the same thing! It is not remotely the same thing!" The fake eyebrow had come loose and started slapping his face as he talked, like a trapped moth. He reached up and ripped it off, taking half of his own brow along with it. The suave demon lord was getting kind of hard to see right now.
But I didn't laugh.
He looked seriously demented.
"I had planned to catch Emrys on earth," he informed me, using Pritkin's hated demon name. "Not in hell!"
"But the hells are your home ground-"
"Yes! Yes, exactly!"
"And that's a problem because?" I asked carefully.
"Do you have any idea how many enemies I have?" he demanded. "How am I supposed to go without magic into an area where I walk with caution even now? Why do you think the council has guards to protect us? For their looks?"
He was being funny, I assumed, since the demon council's guards didn't have faces. Or much of anything else. It didn't stop them from being deadly, however.
"So we'll . . . catch him when he goes to your court," I said, thinking fast.
Pritkin had spent much of his time away in the Shadowland, a minor demon realm that served as a gateway to the vast array of worlds that made up the hells. I didn't have fond memories of it, but Pritkin had apparently preferred it to Rosier's domain, where a large number of jealous incubi wouldn't have minded improving their rank by knocking off the royal heir. But he had been at court for a while, at least, and if we could catch him there- "Oh yes. That would be better." The sarcasm dripped.
"It's your court!"
"Which is why I know it as well as I do," Rosier said grimly. "And entering it as a demon, fat with power and with no protection, wouldn't be foolhardy, it would be suicide."
"He's your son! And you're a council member. Get the guards to protect you if you're so worried about your precious neck!"
"I'm a council member now," he said, gingerly feeling the raw skin over his eye. "He is a council member then."
"He who?"
"Me who."
"What?"
"Me-the other me," he said impatiently. "The Rosier of that time. The one I would be assumed to be impersonating. An offense, I might add, that is punishable by death."
"Damn it! There has to be a way-"
"There is." I looked at him. "We wait."
"For what?"