Chapter 1338. TV Truth / Spear Show
Kuromiya arts spear fighting, Kuromiya Motoko, has entered!!
Likewise, Mikuriya Kurumi has entered!!
Motoko and Kurumi, dressed in Hakama and carrying bright red-painted spears came dashing to the studio.
H-Hey, what is it this time?
The gay columnist Francie is surprised.
Just like Arisu-chan, she belongs to quite an impressive household, but this time, this onee-san is even more of a prestigious lady
Eri said smilingly.
Yes, Kuromiya-sama is a princess of a lord who rules a country
Arisu explains with a smile.
Huh, princess?
Snatch is surprised.
Oh, we said princess, but shes not a crown bearer of a foreign country. In her case, when was it? Warring states?
Kuromiya-samas house was a noble family from Kyoto, the Ishigami family who were assigned to the region as guardians of the Heian period. They settled in the Kuromiya village and became samurai. After that, through the Kamakura period and Muromachi period, became the Feudal lord of 80,000 koku during the Warring States, and after the Meiji restoration, they sat in the house of lords as the member of the nobility
Rie said. Kurumi, the vassal of the Kuromiya house explained quickly.
Motoko-sama over here is the daughter of the 36th generation head of the Kuromiya house. Kuromiya Takeaki
Kurumi says. Motoko bows her head.
Kuromiya Motoko
Then.
Wow, Im quite the history buff so I know about the Kuromiya house, but isnt it a bit bad?
Francie says.
Whats bad?
Snatch asks whisperingly.
Kuromiya house is related to various politicians since the Meiji era, and at least three of the prime ministers in our history have relations to the Kuromiya house. I mean, if I recall. The current minister of Defense is
If youre talking about the house of representatives and Minister of Defense, Kuromiya Kanzo, then yes, hes my uncle
Motoko said.
Whats the minister of defense?
Hes the man with all the tanks, fighter planes, submarines, and stuff!
No, the minister of defense doesnt personally own those weapons.
Kuromiya house is a military family after all
Motoko replies with chest puffed in pride.
Well, s-sowhat does the military family Kuromiya-san, h-have for us today?
Francie asks.
Motoko-ojousama is a master of the Kuromiya style spear fighting, which had been handed down from generations of the Kuromiya house
Today, Id like to take the opportunity and show you all the spear techniques that have been passed down in our family
Kurumi and Motoko replies.
Oh, you can use that space there
Yukino speaks nonchalantly.
As for the camera, sorry but get it in. Shes the daughter of the minister of defense so if things go poorly, youll be in trouble
Yukino laughs.
Nonono, what can the minister of defense do with a cameraman?
Even so, it cuts to the scene where Motoko and Kurumi face each other with spears in the middle space of the studio.
Then, Kurumi
Yes, Ojou-sama
The two in their Hakama take stances.
Huh? You girls arent going to do the usual like when training?
Francie asks.
You dont do that in military sport
Those girls have their tradition from the Warring states
the twins looked at Francie and said.
Suha!!
Haa!!
Motoko and Kurumi draw their spears.
They swing their huge red spears.
The silver edge of the blade reflects the light of the studio.
Both of them attack in a flowing manner, dodging each others spear just in time.
The spear attack and defense continued as if it were a dance.
Huh, is that real?
Obviously, it can cut, poke, and kill
That spear is an old one too
The twins replied to Snatch.
But, whats this. So graceful, so beautiful
What Francie said is natural.
According to Shou-neechans plan, Motoko and Kurumi were to demonstrate by combining only the most spectacular techniques of the Kuromiya style.
The two have been training since they were children so theyre fighting in perfect harmony.
Teiyaa, haaaa
Eiyaa, toaaa!!
These slender and sweet girls wield long and dangerous spears with ease and continue their fight.
Then.
Kuromiya arts secret technique, phantom hazy butterfly
Kuromiya arts secret technique, shadow decapitation
Motoko and Kurumi used a skill at the same time
Haiyaa!
Toiyaa!!
The violent flow of movement stops in an instant.
Then, the two looked at each other in the eye and stopped.
Youre improving, Kurumi
Motoko smiled at Kurumi.
Its all the fruits of Motoko-ojousamas guidance
Kurumi also smiled back at Motoko.
The two put down their spears.
Then they bowed at the camera.
The Kuromiya style demonstration is over.
Okay come here Motoko-oneechan, and Kurumi-oneechan
Sit over here
Eri and Rie, wearing their micro bikini, prepare a chair for Motoko and Kurumi.
Then, they also bring in a cart to hold the spears in advance.
Excuse me
Excuse me
Motoko and Kurumi put down their precious spears and sat down on the chair.
That was some amazing movement but you two didnt sweat at all
Francie looks at Motoko with a refreshed face.
If this level of training makes me sweat, then I wont be able to become an instructor
Motoko replies with a smile.
Can I touch those spears?
Snatch asks.
Yes, feel free
Try holding my spear
Kurumi hands over her spear to Snatch.
Oh, it isnt as heavy as it looks. But, itsyeah, its a real blade
If its too heavy, you cant use it
Motoko said.
In the battlefield, when food soldiers with long spears face each other and it turns to a stalemate, they try to cut each other from the side
Kurumi explains.
I heard that my ancestor Mikuriya Shirouzaemon defeated a samurai general with this spear
Huh, this was used in war?
Snatch panics and returns the spear to Kurumi.
Yes, I brought my heirloom spear with me today. My spear is a masterpiece named Demon Striking Spear
Motoko replies while caressing hers.
Thats amazing, were you also practicing ancient techniques with such an old-fashioned spear, right?
Yes. Kurumi and I are preserving the techniques of the Kuromiya house
Motoko replies to Francie.
But still, isnt it hard to use spears in the modern age?
Snatch asks everyones doubt.
Thats right, I dont think spears like this are used on the battlefield anymore.
Motoko said and smiled.
But, Kuromiya style of spear fighting is also useful in the current age
Oh, wait, Ill get it over
Eri and Rie ran over and pushed in a wagon from outside the studio.
Whats this?
Francie and Snatch are interested in the wagon.
Its the trial self-defense parasol from Kouzuki SS.
This looks like an ordinary parasol, however,
Motoko stood up, went to the wagon, took a parasol, and opened it.
The shaft of the parasol is made of lightweight reinforced alloy used in batons
Indeed, the shaft of the parasol is thicker.
It wont bend even after receiving a heavy impact. Its built to be strong
Motoko waved the parasol like a short spear, shuffling it with both hands.
With this, you can fight off an attack from thugs
Oh, I see. Using a parasol for self-protection
Francie nods.
Then, why dont we test it? Mitama-oneesan, stealth Kinuka, Go!
Eri called and Mitama and Kinuka takes arm.
Dressed in a micro bikini, Mitamas holding an iron tonfa in both hands.
Meanwhile, Kinuka whos dressed like a ninja is holding an iron pipe.
Please come attacking from behind
Motoko and Kurumi took the self-defense parasol to the center of the studio.
I wont hold back
Thats the etiquette of Anjou arts combat
Mitama and Kinuka told Motoko and Kurumi.
Yes, we will also go all out for the Kuromiya style spear fightings name
Were ready anytime
Motoko and Kurumi turn their back on Mitama.
Sorry!
Sorry!
Mitama and Kinuka attacked Motoko and Kurumi at the same time.
Suiyaaa!!
Bachin!!!
Motoko and Kurumi used their self-defense parasol to protect their behind.
Then.
Teiyaa! Seiyaa
Seyaseya!
They used the parasol as a spear to counterattack.
Theyve been training all this week so they can use the parasol freely.
Kan, kan, chin!
The range frame of the self-defense parasol, the tonfa, and the iron pipe.
The sounds of metals violently clanging.
Ei, ei! Yaaa!!!
Tei, tei! Toaaaaa!!!
It looks like the fight is equal, but
The tonfa which is obviously a weapon, and the iron pipe, look brutal.
Motoko and Kurumi were using parasols at a glance.
Appearance-wise, Motoko and Kurumi should be the ones at disadvantage.
Okay, thats enough demonstration
Thats enough!
The twins stopped the four.
What it means that even if Mitama-oneesan who is a master of martial arts come with a dangerous-looking weapon
This parasol can deal with them
So, you can take down any of those molesters or perverts with a single blow
Kuromiya-oneesans parasol is the best
Eri and Rie looked at the camera and shows off cheerfully.
Apart from the parasol here, you can also use ordinary folding umbrellas
Kurumi brings in another trial product and shows it to the camera.
I see, they look like ordinary umbrellas but theyre using a light frame that wont fall off. If paired with your technique, it can be a new form of self-defense
Francie took an umbrella from the wagon and said.
Oh, youre right, the weight isnt different from ordinary umbrellas. But, this shaft is hard. I cant even bend it
I cant do it either. This is amazing
Snatch also swings around the parasol.
So, are you doing self-defense classes using this parasol?
Thats our plan someday
Francie asks. Motoko replies.
Currently, were looking for a place that we can use as the Kuromiya style spear fighting self-defense dojo
But, this might come to fashion. It looks stylish
Yes, it doesnt feel like a self-defense weapon at all
Naturally. Thats the prototype Shou-neechan instructed to make.
The parasol is high-quality, and it also has a good sense of fashion.
Then theres also the fact that a princess is the one teaching you self-defense. I think that the technique thats been around since the Warring States period itself will also attract the attention of girls who like history
Thank you
Motoko thanked with a smile.
Once youve decided the specific location of your classroom, you can come and let us know again in this show
Rie faced the camera and said.
Then, today, were sending off the show with the usual members, plus Kurama Arisu-chan, Kuromiya Motoko-oneesan, and Mikuriya Kurumi-oneesan!
Eri happily announced.
What, is this going to be the usual flow?
Snatch asks the twins.
Thats right. There wont be any more guests so well let Snatch-oniisan take care of things
Eri replied.
But, its quite fun to have cute girls gather around
A former young lady, a current young lady, its a lot to talk about
Yukino smiled.
Good, well then, its going to be the usual. First, lets talk about the news this week and then everyone can comment on that
Snatch will be hosting the show as usual.
Yukinos corner is where she can say whatever she wants with the actors or current affairs as much as she wants.
Ive been thinking about this. What about you?
As usual, Yukino speaks some absurd stuff.
Seeing Arisu and Motokos contrast in their opinions as theyre ignorant of the ways of the world is also fun.
Through this corner, the viewers see once again that Arisua and Motoko are indeed daughters of the nobility.
It seems to be doing well.
Im watching the broadcast in the waiting room of the station.
Arisu, Motoko, and Kurumi are appearing today so I came with them to the TV station.
Knock, knock.
I hear a knock on the door.
Its me
Its Shou-neechan
Come in
Today, Shou-neechans dressed as an employee of the TV station, or some entertainment production company.
Shes wearing a slightly more fancy suit, a tighter skirt, and glasses.
Ive received an angry call from the Kuromiya house
Yeah.
Naturally, theyre angry. Motoko-samas appearing on a vulgar TV show together with Kurama-samas daughter, whose house has fallen
Right.
From the Kuromiya house with their status.
\Yukinos a daughter of Shriasaka Sousuke, the enemy of the country.
Eri and Rie, daughters of Yakuza.
A comedian, Snatch, and a gay columnist, Francie.
And Arisu, whose Kurama house is stripped of their noble status.
Having the daughter of the head of the Kuromiya house appear on TV together with them is unlikely.
Well, they resisted, but
Shou-neechan said with a smile.
With that, the discussion of marrying off Motoko-sama has cut off
Right, thats our objective.
For the Kuromiya house, they cant send Motoko-sama, someone who brought shame to their house to another family.
Their pride as nobility wont allow that.
Then, well have Motoko and Kurumi in our care from now on, right?
Yes, it will definitely end that way. The Kuromiya head household doesnt know how to deal with Motoko-sama anymore.
Thats good.
Motoko and Kurumi will now stay as mine.