"Hey have you ever had to s.h.i.+t so hard that your b.a.l.l.s hurt," Mu then started laughing.

;) I don't have a body Mu you know that.

"Ohh I'm so sorry man.."Mu started crying hysterically and the abyss started recording their conversation.

"I'm always so mean to you man but I've never had a brother and your the closest I've ever got," Mu then threw his imaginary arms over the abyss.

They both started crying while saying,"bro." They did this for a whole minute.

Now Mu said a lot while he was under the influence but here are the highlights.

Mu's Highlights

1. Is water the earths blood.

2.What if a toy maker made a toy that made a toy maker.

3.If lights have electricity in them why do I have to pay taxes.

4.if a wall gets torn down but n.o.body is around who tore down the wall.

And many more.

Mu woke up on gra.s.s still reeling from his drugging but he felt a piece of paper laying on his chest.

Mu just laid there for a minute trying to get rid of his headache not bothering to read the piece of paper.

10 minutes later

Mu is still laying on the ground not wanting to get up.

20 minutes later

Is he dead

30 minutes later

;)WAKE THE f.u.c.k UP!!!!

"I'm up mom I'm ready for school!!" Mu shouted to the forest around him.

;)Continue the f.u.c.king story this will be at least 600 words long.

"Uhh shut it I'm up...what does this piece of paper say?" Mu thought to the voice.

Second Round of the Tournament Rules.

1.In 40 minutes walk north for 250 meters

2. You will be fighting in this pocket dimension so as not to cause catastrophic damages to the colosseum.

3.No teaming everyone you meet is your enemy.

"So how long was I out since I got to this forest?" Mu asked the voice.

;)umm actually it's a pocket dimension not a forest and about thirty minutes.

"Umm actually it is a forest that is just in a pocket dimension, and what do you want to do for the 10 minutes we got left?" Mu asked the voice.

;) umm actually... yea your right and I don't know start a forest fire

"We are not starting a forest fire." Mu told the voice.

;)Well it would be the fastest way to win.

"But it is immoral," Mu defended his point.

They spent exactly 10 minutes arguing over this trivial matter before the voice told Mu it was time to go.

"How am I supposed to know when I travel 250 meters, also which way is north isn't this a pocket dimension does it have poles?" Mu asked the voice.

;)I don't know I guess something will happen when you travel 250 meter and just look at the moss doesn't it grow facing north.

"I guess," Mu thought back to the voice.

This absurdity worked however since Mu was traveling straight towards his first fight.

;)we still haven't reached 600 words you describe the f.u.c.king fight now.

What the abyss didn't know is that he is simply helping me make filler so that I don't have to describe the fight.

;)no I'm not.

In fact he is.

;)If you don't want to describe the fight until next chapter just don't what is with all of this filler.

What the abyss didn't know is that we have reached 600 words see you next chapter

;)You b.a.s.t.a.r.d!!