Orc Hero Story - Discovery Chronicles (Orc Eroica) - Chapter 14.3: Thunder Sonia's Troubles
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Chapter 14.3: Thunder Sonia's Troubles

Last part of chapter 14 folks!

Still, she wanted to somehow get rid of this disgraceful rumor about her smell.

This was Sonias most sincere desire right now.

But what could she do?

There was no way the rumors would just disappear even if she were to defeat the Orc Hero now.

And it wasnt like she could beg Bash for a redo to ask him to take her.

And screw those Humans too!

Eventually, her ire turned towards the Humans as well.

Look at them! Look at how many of them came to town to look for a partner! Theyre all so excited and giddy at the idea of marrying an Elf! But nooooo, when it comes to me, suddenly its all about nobility and humility and diplomatic relations and business! None of them want to even talk about a relationship with me! Id be fine even with an affair! Just give me a chance! I just need one single Human to give me chance and Ill prove to everyone that that silly rumor is a load of bullshit! Ill stay by their side until they die! Fifty years? Sixty years? Bring it on! Its nothing to me! Ill take care of all their needs! Humans love a supportive woman, right? And who better than me? Im the best-of-the-best! Im perfect!

Really? The best-of-the-best?

Of course, Im the best! Look at me! Im 1200 years old, but I look like Im barely 100! I can use nearly any kind of magic! Oh, and my knowledge! I can give advice on politics, economy, territory management, and even cooking! If that doesnt qualify me as the best-of-the-best, I dont know what does! Sure, I dont have any experience on the romantic side, but dont Human men love that?! They like pure girls, dont they?! I even remember that one time a Human General came over to our camp and had fun with a bunch of Elven girls, but he didnt even look at me! I was right there, and he didnt even LOOK at me!

As soon as Sonia felt she couldnt do anything about Bash, she began disparaging all the men she had been rejected by instead.

Aconite had no choice but to just listen, smile and nod.

To be honest, he was rather sure that if she were to beg as hard as she was now, at least one of the Human men would agree to date her.

But there was no way that would actually happen.

Sonia was rather reserved when out and about, and considering her position as the Elven Archmage, she did her best to behave with the appropriate level of decorum.

In other words, she put on a mask.

It didnt help that the Humans with which she fraternized would never be so stupid as to try coming on to the Elf Hero.

If she got offended, it could lead to a war between Elves and Humans.

Whenever she visited Human Lands, she was treated as a guest of honor and given the highest of respects.

Thunder Sonia thought it was the rumors surrounding her ageing smell that kept Humans away from her, but that wasnt the case.

Oh, yes, Aconite. Lets talk about you. Hows your love life doing?

At the sudden suggestion, Aconites face tightened.

Please spare me.

Aconites oldest memory was the sight of Thunder Sonia changing his diapers.

As she was cleaning him up, she proudly told his mother, Just leave it to me! Ive changed your diapers and your mothers diapers. Just consider me our familys nanny.

From that moment on, the Elf Hero had been his and his familys reliable caretaker.

Needless to say, he had never harbored anything remotely resembling romantic feelings towards her. It was simply impossible.

I have someone in mind.

What?! Since when do you have a girlfriend? What the hell! Why didnt you tell me?! Who is it? Do you guys get along? Shes not some kind of vicious vixen, is she? I wont anyone to break my precious little Aconites heart! Dont worry, Ill use my authority and make arrangements for you to flee the country at night, and youll be nice and safe and away from her. Just say the word, and Ill take care of everything for you, no questions asked. After all, Im the generous and magnanimous Thunder Sonia! So, what do you say?

Sigh Its Lady Inuela, one of the Beatkin princesses. Shes the Beastkin Kings third daughter Were still dealing with the specifics right now, so I cant tell you anything.

Huh? So, you actually like her? What do you mean by specifics? Are they giving you a promotion to give you a proper rank to marry royalty? What about an engagement date? How come I havent heard anything?!

I told father not to tell you. Lady Sonia, with all due respect, youre rather loose lipped.

Huh? They why are you telling me this now! Dont they teach you to keep your mouth shut in the army? Dont you know the importance of confidentiality? Huh?

As Aconite sighed, giving up in the face of Sonias barrage, an owl landed on the windowsill, hooted, and pecked at the window.

Something was tied to its leg.

Hmm? A message?

Sonia opened the window, put the owl on her arm, and took the object strapped to her leg.

It was a letter.

Ah, its from lil Cal.

From Lieutenant General Calendula?

Yup. Looks like he spotted a Lich among the zombies.

A Lich? Could that be reason behind the rise in zombies in the last few years?

No doubt about it. That would explain why they keep popping back up no matter how many times we exterminate them.

Undead were a naturally occurring phenomenon.

The corpses of those who died with deep grudges or lingering regrets would reanimate and strike at the living.

However, once they were defeated, that was that they would never come back again.

It was said that the souls of killed zombies would be irreparably shattered, never to be reborn.

But a Lich could turn that notion on its head.

Liches were the highest level of undead and could innately perform necromantic magic to repair said shattered souls and reanimate dead zombies once more.

In other words, so long a Lich was around, the undead would never disappear.

It says here that theres a massive zombie cleanup operation planned five days from now, and hes like our help.

I see. Ill make the necessary preparations.

Please do.

The Elven military was a well-oiled machine.

After all it had only been three years since the signing of the peace treaty.

Their combat know-how, accumulated over thousands of years, was still alive and well.

Whenever they struck, they would blitz through with all the strength and speed at their disposal.

The top brass, not wanting to underestimate their enemies despite them being just zombies, had decided to mobilize the entirety of Siwanasi Forests 2nd Battalion.

When attacking, they should use their maximum strength to attack in an instant.

The elven military decided to mobilize the 2nd Battalion of the Siwanasi Forest Army, not underestimating the fact that it was just a zombie attack.

This Battalion was composed of mostly magic capable soldiers ideal for the situation, as fire magic was deathly effective against the undead.

They would take this opportunity to mop them up all at once.

Though Im kind of worried With this kind of large-scale operation, Ill need to increase the number of eyes on the Orc Hero and his companion. They might take action while were out.

Hmm Eh, well it should be fine. I just said that if they were really planning something bad, they wouldnt have bothered to come see me, right? I hate to say it, but theyre not really doing anything suspicious right now.

Are you sure? Ah, no need to tell me explicitly. Dont worry, I can take care of it. Ill send some men to harass them. I know you want me to.

Hey! Youre making it sound like Im some kind of vengeful woman trying harass all the people I dont like! No! Dont send anyone!

The owl, still sitting on the windowsill watching their silly exchange tilted its head.

It was a peaceful night.