Wake up like a lifetime.

turned out to be a million elbows.

First of all, congratulations to yourself for winning the number one monthly ticket list last month, and becoming the first author to exceed one million monthly tickets in a single month in 20 years.

The last time I made a million elbows was Xiaomengxin who wrote that the king spared his life. At that time, Dongge was the first on the list.

When was on the shelves at the beginning of the month, Liangfeng Dameng in the early morning...that is, the current Penguin boss, rewarded 4 Silver Unions during the double period.

At that time, there were only 100 votes for a Silver League, and he rewarded 4 plus double monthly tickets, which should be 800 votes.

As a result, he did not see the increase in monthly passes after the reward, so he went to the customer service of the starting point.

The customer service said that this is a problem, and can help to fix it later.

At that time, I was ranked fourth with 8,000 votes, and then the technicians added 800 votes to me, which became 8,008,000 votes.

This bug was displayed for more than an hour, and I also got the 'One-hour limited-time ranking first experience card', I even posted a chapter to joke that this kind of thing is really funny, and then the reading staff contacted me and asked me to put the order The chapter is deleted to save some face for the technical department...

Later, it is said that this technician was read and sacrificed to heaven.

And I became a million elbows.

At that time, I was still a young freshman, and I couldn't get along with the big gods. The Reading Salon in Changsha didn't let me participate, saying that I was not qualified.

I only thought it was a small accident, but I didn't expect it to become a black spot in the mouths of trolls, and kept swiping me for votes + black box operations.

How to say, someone wants to spray you, they can spray you no matter what, there is no way.

Now I'm a veritable elbow millionaire, and I'm not particularly happy...

In the middle of the month, because of the update problem, I didn't ask for tickets much, and the gap was quite large, so I didn't have any hope.

In the chapter, he also made fun of it, how do you play with such a big gap? The house chef is really rich, so we don't have much fighting spirit here.

Later, because there were too many things at home, I couldn't take care of it.

Yesterday at 4:30 p.m., the staff of China Literature contacted me and sent me a notice: During the critical period of the competition, the financial staff will be off work after 6 p.m., and the large-amount recharge channel will be closed. Tell you and the house pig.

In other words, if you are not ready after 6 pm, the list will be given to you, it doesn't matter. If you want to make the list, you can fill it up in advance, otherwise no one will fill it for you temporarily.

I thought at the time, it had nothing to do with me, so I didn't care

But to be honest, before last month, I didn't know that China Literature even had a large-amount recharge channel for major customers. I knew that in order to make 100 million leagues, Haiyi had a limit of 100,000 yuan per day, and it took several days to recharge. done...

I asked Mr. Penguin, I said do you know about this, Mr. Penguin said, he is using his mobile phone to charge slowly for blood loss, so troublesome, it will take half a month to charge Yimeng, otherwise it will be given in the middle of the month. I made 300 million alliances...

I said that it is too late to make up Yimeng now, boss, and then the boss of Penguin said, it will be next time.

I asked Brother Yan about this later. Brother Yan only asked me to take good care of the mother and daughter, and don't think too much about the rest.

Unexpectedly, Brother Yan was so willing.

I told Brother Yan, Brother, next time something like this happens, I will send the bank card account number and you can transfer it to me directly. There is no middleman to make the difference. Isn't it delicious, brother, I want to change a good car.

Brother Yan, let me not say I know him in the future, it's a shame...

Here, congratulations to myself for breaking the record again, and congratulations to Brother Yan for becoming the first 500 million league in the whole network.

Brother Yan is confused!

A lot of people are talking about stealing towers. I think it's better to start at 6 o'clock. Of course, it's better to transfer it directly to me

After talking about the competition for the list, also talk about the current situation.

On the 31st, Boss Yang woke up in the morning and told me in frustration that there was still no movement at night.

I started to induce labor on the 25th. After so many days, and even two days off in between, we were both a little desperate.

The advice given by the chief physician is to try a new oxytocin, which may work.

The effect is really there. After using it, Boss Yang was in pain. From 9:00 in the morning to 12:00 noon, he cried again and again, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore and began to lose his strength.

I slept for a total of 3 hours yesterday. I was in a state of confusion when I was outside the operating room, especially when the doctor asked the doctor to sign the informed consent document before entering the operating room. The disclaimers on it were that XXXX could lead to death. I knew it was the hospital that put the scandal in front of me to avoid liability, but my hands were shaking.

Boss Yang was pushed in while lying on the bed. I waited anxiously outside. Finally, at 1:49, Ren Xiaomian was born, weighing six pounds and three taels.

Mother and daughter are safe.

I was very tired yesterday and very tired recently.

Sleeps on the sofa in the delivery room every day. The 187 Henan Dahan, who sleeps on the one-meter-six sofa, is hopeless.

But I know I'm so tired compared to her, it's not even a fart.

It's really nice to see her and Ren Xiaomian safe and sound.

That sense of satisfaction, happiness, indescribable.

But I didn't issue a single chapter immediately, here's the specific reason.

Because of the so-called competition.

Recently, many people have said, "The last time Elbow borrowed Ren Xiaosu to compete for the list, this time it borrowed a daughter to compete for the list. Next time, will it borrow a child for a full moon and a hundred days"?

Then, someone else started cursing the child.

I'm used to being hacked. In today's world, it's normal for you to be scolded when you do things that don't conform to universal values. I don't care.

Weibo, Zhihu, etc. have all been deleted. I plan to download it after the end of the night, so I almost deleted the starting point.

In a world without quarrels, the whole person is happy and does not want to quarrel with others.

But this time I'm going to say one thing: **** you.

After the baby was born yesterday, I only posted a circle of friends, not a single chapter.

is just worried that someone will continue to say that I use my children or something.

I have been on leave for so many days, I don't ask for a single vote, and I don't dare to issue a single chapter to let everyone know when the child is born, but there are still people who insist on this.

Yao remembered that in March 2018, when Ren Xiaosu was born, the same group of people were scolding him, and now this group of people has appeared again.

You can choose the time to compete for the list, but who can choose the time to have a child? Was it my fault in the end?

Please use your brain, thank you.

Finally, congratulations once again to myself for having a complete life and having both children and children. I will not ask for tickets next time. I will take care of my wife and children with peace of mind.

Hope to maintain the quality and leave no regrets.

thank you all.

I don't have the energy to thank them one by one, but keep them in mind.