"PEEVES!" yelled an angry voice. "Peeves, come down here at ONCE!"

Professor McGonagall, Deputy Headmistress and head of Gryffindor House, had come das.h.i.+ng out of the Great Hall; she skidded on the wet floor and grabbed Hermione around the neck to stop herself from falling.

"Ouch – sorry, Miss Granger -"

"That's all right, Professor!" Hermione gasped, ma.s.saging her throat.

"Peeves, get down here NOW!" barked Professor McGonagall, straightening her pointed hat and glaring upward through her square-rimmed spectacles.

"Not doing nothing!" cackled Peeves, lobbing a water bomb at several fifth-year girls, who screamed and dived into the Great Hall. "Already wet, aren't they? Little squirts! Wheeeeeeeeee!" And he aimed another bomb at a group of second years who had just arrived. Ah I love that ghost but I'll have to punish him later for targeting one of my women Ryan thought not giving a single s.h.i.+t about Ron or Harrys shoes. "I shall call the headmaster!" shouted Professor McGonagall. "I'm warning you, Peeves -"

Peeves stuck out his tongue, threw the last of his water bombs into the air, and zoomed off up the marble staircase, cackling insanely.

"Well, move along, then!" said Professor McGonagall sharply to the bedraggled crowd. "Into the Great Hall, come on!"

They slipped and slid across the entrance hall and through the double doors on the right, Harry muttering furiously under his breath as he pushed his sopping hair off his face and a loud wet slopping sound coming from his shoes that always sucks, wet socks.

The Great Hall looked its usual splendid self, decorated for the start-of-term feast. Golden plates and goblets gleamed by the light of hundreds and hundreds of candles, floating over the tables in midair. The four long House tables were packed with chattering students; at the top of the Hall, the staff sat along one side of a fifth table, facing their pupils. It was much warmer in here. They walked past the Slytherins, the Ravenclaws, and the Hufflepuffs, and sat down with the rest of the Gryffindors at the far side of the Hall, next to Nick, the Gryffindor ghost. Pearly white and semitransparent, Nick was dressed tonight in his usual doublet, but with a particularly large ruff, which served the dual purpose of looking extrfestive, and insuring that his head didn't wobble too much on his severed neck.

"Good evening," he said, beaming at them.

"indeed." said Ryan in an extra fancy voice and quickly cast a drying charm on himself wondering why no one else did that until now he got some angry looks from the girls and Harry who was dragged away by ginny his waifu until he dried them as well like a proper gentleman.The Sorting of the new students into Houses took place at the start of every school year, Just then, a highly excited, breathless voice called down the table.

"Hiya, Harry!"

It was Colin Creevey, a third year to whom Harry was something of a hero and hidden crush.

"Hi, Colin," said Harry warily.

"Harry, guess what? Guess what, Harry? My brother's starting! My brother Dennis!"

"Er – good," said Harry slightly scared now.

"He's really excited!" said Colin, practically bouncing up and down in his seat. "I just hope he's in Gryffindor! Keep your fingers crossed, eh, Harry?"

"Er – yeah, all right," said Harry please no he was screaming internally. This summer Harry had learned what a Yandere was much to Ryans amus.e.m.e.nt he pointed out Colin and had a front row seat to watch Harry panic and now he might be faced with a second smaller Yandere. He was looking at Ryan with absolute horror on his face as Colin was blus.h.i.+ng and what appeared to be trying to catch his scent but was having trouble do to the wet clothes. Ryan just gave him a warm smile a thumbs up and mouthed "feed the harem" Harry if possible went even paler. Ryan wouldn't do that to him but Harry doesn't know that and he wasn't about to tell him either. He stifled an evil chuckle.