Now that we are back at school I had some plans that needed to be implemented the first of which was cleaning out the room of requirement it took a grand total of 30 hours with the time turner and all the elves helping to get everything stuffed away I sold everything except the other vanis.h.i.+ng cabinet I'd have to buy instruction on how to fix it that's a free portal almost.i made a total of 22mgp and stored the diadem I'll handle a couple of those at once to save problems in the future. The next problem to solve after a good night's rest I took out my nifty new marauders map and started searching for the kitchen entrance it was near the hufflepuff common rooms behind a portrait of a bowl of fruit you needed to tickle the pear. as the door swung open I was scared to see hundreds of little elf heads turn to me all at once with their big bulbous eyes and scary Yandere like wors.h.i.+p of people. they all rushed over. "h.e.l.lo young master what can we bes doing for you?" ugh that English. "h.e.l.lo little ones I was wondering if you could do me a favor and set up a table for me with some nice bacon and hash brown and also can one of you retrieve the sorting hat I have a meeting with him." they were excited to help and quickly complied and I saw pounds of bacon eggs hash browns toasts pumpkin juice. such good over achievers as I sat down to talk with the hat a burst of flame appeared near the table to my shock it turns out fawkes the Phoenix came to visit as well. I quickly asked the elves to bring some habnero peppers pheonix love spicy food. the hat wondered what I had called him for and I quickly told him. "I need the sword of griffindor." "ahh for the basalisk or the horcruxes?" said the hat with a bow of understanding. I told him a little bit of both just in case my plans went awry. I wanted this all put of the way early so I can focus on my school year. I don't want any surprises from fate or anything like that. he quickly agreed that it was best to get rid of it as fast as possible. so I put him on my head and *bang* my eyes watered and I was nearly knocked out from the sword hilt cracking me in the head. "s.h.i.+t can't you be gentler I'm a young boy" the hat embarra.s.singly said sorry "and what do you mean young boy!?!?!" I ignored that. anyway I was almost done with my breakfast and figured it was almost time to go I reached over and scratched fawkes plumage and stored him in my kingdom with an evil cackle system notifications went off in my mind. [bonded creature found...unbinding...complete....binding to hosts soul.....creature struggling...forced binding initiated.....complete.] the hat looked at me in shock and then we both started to laugh like maniacs. the hat is such a good guy I'll take him with when we go. I had the elves bring him back to the headmasters office and had fawkes steal his perch since he's linked to my kingdom Dumbledore probably thinks he was abandoned poor guy. I took out my map and activated my invisibility heading towards moaning murtles bathroom making sure Noone was around including the ghost. thanks to the universal language system I could speak parsletongue and quickly found and opened the sink leading to a ma.s.sive tunnel slide which was covered in grime. I could probably find some stairs like a smart person but it's a big slide! I jumped down immediately and landed on a pile of rat and other creature bones. gross. I made my way to the next spot a giant slytherin style gate and told it in my cool hissing voice which i knew someday the ladies will love if you get my drift (wink wink nudge nudge) I knew what to do next I walked into the ma.s.sive underground cavern lit by magical torches and pulled out the sword and a s.h.i.+eld I had previously bought from the store and looked at the giant statue of Salazar slytherin he kinda looked like a scrawny monkey with a goatee. I shouted in parsletongue "speak to me oh Salazar greatest of hogwarts four!" the mouth slide down and I heard rustling noises from inside I quickly dropped to a knee and raised my s.h.i.+eld hiding my eyes behind it and waited for the monstrous basalisk to finish sliding out before It hissed i in confusion wondering who called it. it looked at me and I tilted up the s.h.i.+eld then all I heard was a loud thud and knew my plan worked. I lowered my s.h.i.+eld keeping my eyes on the ground and made my way toward where I heard the thud and felt with my hands a large scaley creature quickly sucking it into my inventory before heaving a ma.s.sive sigh of relief. what just happened you ask? well I remembered 2 things 1 Medusa turned herself to stone I Greek mythology when perseus used a mirrored s.h.i.+eld on her and 2 you need a mirror s.h.i.+eld in runescape to slay basalisks. the basalisk in question had just petrified itself I will cure it later with a restorative drought I km now it can still kill with its eyes open even petrified so I needed to be safe the second thing I learned is roosters can kill basalisks but only if they are 100 years or younger a 60 foot 1000 year old basalisk nope would just stun it a bit. today was a productive day a legendary sword 2 mythological creatures and my second horcrux also all the cash I need for the gate with 9 million to spare. I swapped places with a shadow that was in my room and just basked in my unlimited awesomeness.