Heading off to the mountain range where the sect leader keeps his daughter basically prisoner. I find her little cave and kidnap the girl before she can say anything.

Before any fighting can happen I introduce the poor girl to the Phoenix spirit. As this girl is also one of the Phoenix legacy inheritance users. She's been kept away from everyone for most of her life so she's kind and naive I just let the girls play with her while I head off to the palace to get some stuff.

First off is that douchebag pheonix. This part of the soul went on some kind of crazy power trip and tried killing off its other half. Talk about split personality eh?

as soon as I enter it's domain it tries to act big and tough "Who are you mortal?" I just ignore it and suck it into the kingdom. I'll rob and revive it later. fawkes will be happy though as technically this counts as twins.

I disguise myself as an elder of the mighty sword sect and just start blowing things up after I had stealthily stolen the entire vault they had. I mean seriously who stores everything in vaults when you have storage rings. That's just asking to be robbed. I bombed the bathrooms and even looted the royal kitchen.

I wrote mighty sword sect number 1! On some of the walls and even dropped off some ransom letters to make sure it got pa.s.sed around to the sect leader I stole his daughter.

Anytime I felt people closing in I'd just pop off to a different location. When the whole sect was flooded with people I showed my face.

"Haha! Puny fire nation you have finally witnessed the true might of the mighty sword sect! No autographs please!" I stole their nice golden statue they had in the front yard of a big pheonix.

"You why are you even doing this?" Shouted a furious sect master throwing pheonix fire at me.

"Simple reasons really. It's because I can!" I run off into the city causing more havoc and even stealing their homeless and orphans. Any slaves or sick I also steal. I mean if I'm going to rob them might as well just take everything.

After a few hours of playing fireball tag with the pheonix sect I use my final evil move. I blow up their brothels.

After that's done I just teleport out and begin my search for the profound ark using divine sense. I quickly find it poofing off for a look.

The profound ark is f.u.c.king huge. Probably the size of a large city or even bigger. I'm pretty sure I couldn't fit the d.a.m.n thing in the immortal realm.

I pop inside and start looking for the owner.

Sadly I'm just being led in circles. "Hey I can heal your young miss I have the sky poison pearl!" I shout out.

very quickly a small room pops put and inside appears to be a spirit looking over an ice coffin.

"Do you really have the sky poison pearl?" it asks me eagerly.

"Yup" a little sparkling pearl appears on my wrist.

I don't know why everyone in this realm is always suffering from poisons man.

I walk on over to the coffin and check inside and sure enough it's the sister of the spirit I found in the Devils Nest. I'll call her You'er and this one is named Hong'er. I quickly start healing her as the spirit disappears making me promise to take care of this girl.

I'm fine with that as I get the ark for free aswell. I'll just let her play around with her sister and have a happy life. Something just feels wrong about swinging a girl whose a sword around and killing things to me.

I don't have to make every girl a harem member I can also be a big brother figure or just a good family member. If it happens later on so be it.

Now you ask me what I'm going to do with a small planet sized s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p? Well first off ima search it for goodies and honestly this thing is too d.a.m.n expensive to properly run. It costs tons of profound energy items. I'll see if I can do some upgrades with it. Shave off some of the useless junk or just see if I can trade it in for a proper s.h.i.+p. I want a nice tech looking one not a giant stone looking relic from the past. That's uncool man.

Lucky when I store it in the kingdom and drop the now hyper girl off to her sister I get some feedback on a few items. One happens to be a little brown seed. Which is the evil G.o.d earth seed. (A/N this item hasn't even been found in the original story and Yun Che being the dumba.s.s he is never even searched the profound ark when he got it so I'll just stuff this in right here.)

Other than this there really isn't anything else besides some lost treasures and junk all the plants here have died and there's barely any power. Basically it's just been running in power reserve mode this whole time.

Yeah I'm just gunna sell this off and buy a nice fusion reactor and s.h.i.+p. (A/N top voted s.h.i.+p in comments is what we get boys make it count.)