My Hair Length Determines My Super Saiyan Power! - 6 Eating Dog Turd
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6 Eating Dog Turd

"This is all for Earth's sake." Mr. Popo said.

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"Huh? Huuuuh!? Where did you guys come from!?" King Kai's eyes widened in shock, the group of 8 consisting of Raditz, Goku, Gohan, Piccolo, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien s.h.i.+nhan, and Chiaotzu suddenly appeared in front of him, as if they had teleported here.

"We- Ugh!" The group had just wanted to explain, when the gravity on King Kai's planet, which was 10x Earth's gravity acted on them. Everyone except Raditz, who was both used to Planet Vegeta's 10x gravity, as well as having trained on 30x gravity in his gravity chamber was fine. This was also with him being on guard, with the knowledge of King Kai's planet having a higher gravity than Earth. 7 consecutive bang sounds echoed as the other 7 in the group fell flat on their faces, due to the sudden increase in gravity.

"Ahahahaha! This is truly eating dog t.u.r.d! Ahahaha! Are you guys enjoying your meal of dog t.u.r.d? Ahahaha!" King Kai fell on his back, holding his belly with his hands, his legs constantly kicked as he laughed again and again. The faces of the 7 were covered in brown mud, it was as if they were covered in dog t.u.r.d.

"Cough, cough! Blegh!" The group kept coughing out dirt from their mouths.

"You d.a.m.ned b.a.s.t.a.r.d!" Piccolo was really angry, a vein popped on his forehead as he clenched his fist hard and with a bang, exploded his Ki, turning all the dirt covering him into dust, the explosion then sent the dust away.

"As short-tempered as always..." Krillin commented in speechlessness.

After the outburst of Ki, Piccolo once again fell down to the ground, but this time on his knees, with his arms stretched out, keeping him from falling flat on the ground.

"What's with this d.a.m.ned gravity!!" Piccolo cursed, with his shaky arms and legs, he slowly got up.

Piccolo was no longer arrogant, he quickly tossed away his turban and mantle, the extra weight was what put him on almost the same level as the rest of the earthlings.

"Hehehe! I can also stand!" Goku smiled, with shaky legs, he managed to stand up. But he did not remove the weighted clothes he wore.

"d.a.m.n you, Son Goku!" Piccolo's fighting spirit was ignited, he knew Goku also wore weighted clothes. He did not want to lose to Goku, and quickly put back on his turban and mantle, his legs started shaking once again from the extra weight.

"These guys are monsters!" Yamcha exclaimed with his head still resting on the ground.

"I can understand Raditz standing just fine, with his battle power over 10 times higher than Goku and Piccolo... But the two of them actually managed to stand up with their weighted clothes on!" Krillin said in envy. The rest of the group consisted of Gohan, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien s.h.i.+nhan, and Chiaotzu, they also wore weighted clothes which were given to them by Kami for their training.

But they were unable to stand up with the weighted clothes worn. Helplessly, the five of them took off the weighted clothes, and with shaky legs, slowly stood up. Finally, they started dusting off the dirt covering their faces and clothes.

"Wow! You guys aren't bad at all! Especially for living beings, your might might scare the ghosts to death! Ahahaha!" King Kai laughed at his own joke. He saw everything, the heavy sounds the weighted clothes made when the group took off their weighted clothes, but he was especially surprised seeing Raditz, Goku, and Piccolo standing with all their clothes on.

Especially Raditz, his Ki was really large, much larger than anyone else in the group.

"King Kai, I have a gift for you. Please train me!" Raditz took out the gag book from his waist and handed it to King Kai.

"Ahahaha! This is great! This is great! Ohohoho! This one too!..." King Kai flipped through the book while constantly laughing.

"Not bad! I'll train you into the best gag artist!" King Kai proclaimed with pride.

"Uh." Raditz' mouth twitched, he knew King Kai's personality, but to actually experience him face to face... That was quite something.

"King Kai! I want to train in martial arts." Raditz explained.

"Why didn't you say so earlier? Alright, show me what you've got." King Kai said.

"Haaaa!" Raditz clenched his fists and pushed out all his energy.

Raditz' energy constantly generated gusts of wind. Fssh, fssh. The wind blew crazily, the gra.s.s danced, the branches waved and the leaves shook.

"Alright! Stop!" King Kai hurriedly asked Raditz to stop, he was worried the gra.s.s would get pulled out of the ground, leaving only brown dirt left.

"S-Such power!" Everyone in Raditz' group was amazed, although they knew Raditz' Ki was really large, to actually have him push out all his Ki was a whole other sense of feeling.

"To think Vegeta is twice as strong." Krillin was horrified of their impending disaster. But also extremely jealous of the Saiyan's talent. He believed, just like Raditz, not long after, Goku's Ki would also experience an enormous rise.

"What an enormous power!" Piccolo's eyes narrowed, he knew Raditz was stronger than him, but he did not expect the difference was so incredibly large. He had a hard time believing he could ever surpa.s.s Raditz.

"Ah? So you're a Saiyan. No wonder you had no trouble standing, your home planet Planet Vegeta also has a gravity that is equal to my planet." King Kai praised upon seeing Raditz' brown monkey tail wrapped around his waist.

"Hm... I can sense quite a lot of sins wrapped around you, but I can't feel any evil intent in your mind... Are you really a Saiyan?" King Kai was surprised, he knew just how savage and bloodthirsty the Saiyans were. The sins wrapped around Raditz body was from the old Raditz killing innocent lives, this was something Raditz inherited after taking over the body. The only way to get rid of the sins was by doing good deeds, to cancel out the sins surrounding his body.

"Yes, but I hit my head a few days before I arrived on Earth, it messed up my head pretty badly." Raditz made up an excuse, which was quite truthful, as the old Raditz' last memories were being hit by a white beam of light right in the head.

"Me too! I'm also a Saiyan! I also hit my head when I was a child!" Goku shouted, explaining that he had experienced quite a similar accident.

The group then proceeded to explain their actual situation, their impending disaster, of the two Saiyan's coming to invade Earth.

"Hm...Hm... I see them! They're heading toward Earth... It will take them about a year to reach Earth, with the speed they are flying." King Kai waved his antenna and calculated the Saiyan's flight speed.

"Wow! Piccolo, can you also do the same with your antennas?" Goku asked curiously, Piccolo also had two antennas, which seemed to have no use.

"No! Hmph!" Piccolo snorted and turned around.

"Goku is the only one being chill with Piccolo... Don't he know that Piccolo still wants to kill him...?" Krillin whispered to Yamcha. None of them knew that Piccolo's sharp Namekian ears were capable of hearing Krillin's words.

As usual, everyone was required to make a joke that would make King Kai laugh, before they would be eligible to learn under King Kai.

For some reason, Goku was the first one to succeed, as King Kai had a lousy sense of humor, Goku's lame jokes fit him perfectly. After a few days, only Piccolo failed to make King Kai laugh, feeling humiliated, he did not continue trying anymore.

Raditz was too strong to need any training like catching Bubbles or hitting Gregory with a hammer. King Kai had taught him Kaioken, right now, Raditz was doing his best to learn this technique.