My Entire Family's Gone Haywire! - Chapter 413
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Chapter 413

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413 Uncle Gu resists

The more uncle Gu spoke, the angrier he became. He walked out of the corridor and walked to Zhang s.h.i.+.

Zhang s.h.i.+s face and ears turned red from uncle Gus words.

Wife, dont think that you can be unreasonable just because youre a woman! I can do it too! In our Gu family, men and women are the same! Youre slandering me, youre bullying me! What did I say? Youre going to cut me with your saber! Did I counterattack with my saber?

You trust the woman from the neighboring village, but you dont trust me! Do you really want me to go out and have a woman? Thats fine! Ill go out and look for it! Im telling you, I wont look for those from the neighboring village. Ill look for those who are fierce at scolding and fighting, have high combat skills, better-looking than you, and gentle. If you scold me, she will scold you. If you cut me, she will cut you! Ill let the two of you go against each other! Do you want it? Uncle Gu slowly s.n.a.t.c.hed Zhang s.h.i.+s vegetable knife and quickly retreated.

He patted his little heart,finally, I took the knife down. I was really afraid that she would throw it at me.

Gu shouren, you, you dare! Zhang s.h.i.+ was stunned by uncle Gus words. She wanted to slash at uncle Gu, but found that she had no knife in her hand. She could only put one hand on her waist and curse with the other.

I dare! As long as you continue to slander me and threaten me with a knife, Ill go immediately! Uncle Gu straightened his neck and said.

You! You! You! Zhang s.h.i.+ pointed at uncle Gu, unable to speak.

I, I, I, whats wrong with me! Wife, you should be content! Im such a good man in the world, but I fell into your trap at such a young age. You dont treat me well and often doubt me. Is it interesting to you? Do you really think Im an honest man who wont do bad things? Im just an upright person, my parents taught me well! Im telling you, Ive been married to you for more than ten years, and its not my parents turn to discipline me. If I really become a sc.u.mbag one day, itll be your fault!

my parents gave you a handsome, gentle, and positive man. Its only been ten years, and youve turned him into a sc.u.mbag. Be careful, my parents wont let you off! Uncle Gu said with conviction.

You! Wuwuwuwu waah waah! Zhang s.h.i.+ couldnt win uncle Gus argument, so she squatted down and started crying.

In the end, because she was too fat, she couldnt squat down and sat on the ground. She even burped.Burp, he said.

Gu Hui covered her face. She didnt understand why her mother was doing this. She knew that she couldnt win against her father every time and that she would always end up in a sorry state. If she had the time to learn from her second aunt and aunt Xiao Huan, why couldnt she think of ways to earn more money?

Hahahaha, Yingluos wife, look, I say youre fat, I say youre strong, but you always say Im bullying you. Im just telling the truth! Uncle Gu threw the knife aside and strode forward to help Zhang s.h.i.+ up.

Zhang s.h.i.+s face was covered in tears and snot. She looked at uncle Gu and said,You really didnt sleep with widow Liu?

Uncle Gu pulled Zhang s.h.i.+s hand up with a look of disdain and used Zhang s.h.i.+s sleeve to wipe Zhang s.h.i.+s face.Ive already forgotten what widow Liu looks like. Although you dont look that good in my heart, I can still remember what you look like! I cant even remember that widow Liu, which means that shes so ugly that I dont even want to look at her. How can I sleep with her?

Zhang s.h.i.+ pursed her lips. These words made sense, but she felt uncomfortable listening to them.

Uncle Gu continued,you know me. Other than you, I dont like ugly things. The things I like are all good-looking. The heavens have already sent an ugly thing to my side. Theres no reason for me to look for an ugly thing! Dont be angry!

After she finished speaking, she used Zhang s.h.i.+s other sleeve to wipe Zhang s.h.i.+s face.

Zhang s.h.i.+,Im not ugly! Ive put on weight after giving birth. She had to feed her child more. I have a slim figure when I was young!

Uncle Gu: yes, yes, yes. We have a family of six. You and your youngest son are the ugliest!

Zhang s.h.i.+,hehe.

The second branch of the family thought,I feel like Ive been fed a bunch of smelly dog food by the first branch of the family!