Murder On The Bride's Side - Part 2
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"How are your parents?"

"Colin hates my shoes, Peter. I say he's blind. What's your opinion?" This last question was posed by Bridget. She twisted her leg out for Peter's appraisal. We silently considered the item in question, a bright purple-and-blue-plaid pump, the heel of which was not only zigzagged (and green) but a good three inches high. I may have mentioned that Bridget has eclectic taste.

"I saw something very similar when I was out in L.A.," Peter said wonderingly.

Bridget turned to Colin with a triumphant smile. "See?

He saw these in L.A. and everyone knows that L.A. is fashion central."

"He probably saw them on a hooker," Colin deadpanned.

"Colin!" Bridget yelped. "What an awful thing to say!" Colin looked as if he were about to apologize, when Bridget amended with a rueful glance at the pumps, "Okay, maybe they are a teensy bit over the top. But I had to do something outrageous. Tomorrow I'm going to look . . . well, I'm not going to look like me."

Her shoulders slumped underneath her neon apple green dress (a fashion statement in and of itself) and she stared dejectedly at her feet. It took all of my self-control not to burst out laughing. Colin smiled at her and grabbed her hand. "Honey, I don't care if you wear a bathing suit tomorrow."

Bridget's green eyes glinted and I thought she was about to take him up on the offer when Harry returned. Thrusting a bottle into Peter's hand, he said hurriedly, "I'd drink this quickly if I were you. Elsie's spotted you. I don't know if Elizabeth warned you about her, but she considers it her duty to, well . . . to test those who date the ones she loves. And from the look in her eyes, you are about to be tested."

We all turned to see Elsie bearing down on us. Her silver hair was pulled back into an elaborate bun and her royal blue floor-length dress billowed out behind her as she skillfully maneuvered her way across the floor with the aid of a silver-tipped mahogany cane. There is nothing wrong with Elsie's balance. The cane is just for dramatic effect, a bit like Bridget's shoes. Nevertheless, she looked haughty and intimidating, like one of Jane Austen's characters who make life h.e.l.l for everyone else.

"Elizabeth!" she said crisply. "I don't believe I've been introduced to your young man."

I have known Elsie since I was nine years old and I still found myself stifling an urge to curtsy. I could only imagine what Peter must be thinking.

"Of course," I said quickly. "Elsie, may I present Peter McGowan. Peter, this is Bridget's grandmother, Elsie Matthews."

"I'm pleased to meet you, ma'am," Peter said, extending his hand. Elsie took it and held it in her own heavily bejeweled hand.

"Elsie," said Bridget, a warning note in her voice.

"Hush, Bridget," Elsie replied, not taking her eyes off Peter. Firmly holding his hand, she said, "You remind me of a man."

I groaned. Elsie not only loved old movies, she considered them a mandatory element of any proper education, like history or algebra. Bridget shot me a sympathetic look and shrugged.

"What man?" Peter replied pleasantly.

Elsie's blue eyes snapped. "Man with the power," she continued conversationally. People started to gather around; they, too, were used to Elsie's tests.

Peter did not miss a beat. "What power?" he said. I breathed a sigh of relief.

Elsie's lips turned up appreciatively. "Power of hoodoo."

"Who do?"

"You do."

"Do what?"

"Remind me of a man," finished Elsie, letting go of Peter's hand with a snort of laughter. "I'm impressed, young man. Not many people know that one. For instance, I bet David here doesn't," she said, turning to her son-in-law. As usual, David had plastered his thick hair with products and was preparing to do the same to his liver from the looks of the very full gla.s.s of amber liquor in his right hand.

At Elsie's challenge, I tensed. So did most everyone else, for that matter. When he was younger, David had been nothing more than a good-looking blowhard. His dreams of one day being a football hero buoyed him through any hard times and kept him upbeat. But once he realized that those dreams were never going to happen, he changed. His drinking increased and his moods became mercurial. In the early part of the day he was still the jocular backslapping friend to all-annoying but not threatening. However, somewhere between his fifth and sixth scotch, he turned nasty. Rather than a slap on the back you were more likely to get a punch in the face. Not an enjoyable prospect from a man who was six three and weighed somewhere north of two hundred pounds.

Luckily, David was still shy of his fifth drink. He threw back his shoulders and laughed. It was a sound not unlike a donkey's bray. "Of course I do, Elsie," he said. "It's from that movie with . . . um, Gregory Peck."

Elsie brandished her cane at him, causing David to take an involuntary step back. "Ha!" she cried triumphantly. "No! It's from The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer with Cary Grant, Myrna Loy, and Shirley Temple."

"Yes, I know, Elsie," David said. "I was only teasing you." Turning to Peter, he continued smoothly. "So you must be Peter. I'm David Cook. We've heard a lot about you. Elizabeth said you were out of town on business. What is it that you do?"

"My family runs a hotel chain," responded Peter.

"Hotels? You don't mean McGowan and Company?"

"That's me," replied Peter.

David pulled his drink away from his mouth long enough to let a low whistle escape from his thick lips. "Jesus," he said. "You must be loaded, huh?"

"Uh . . . not really," Peter said. "It's my parents' company." He shot me a quizzical look and I shrugged in response. Among David's many odious traits was an obsession with money, mainly other people's money, as he never seemed to have any of his own.

"Say, Pete," David continued, "why don't we talk later about you guys using us for your landscaping needs? Given Elizabeth is practically family, I'll give you a good deal. But then, maybe I'd better talk to Elizabeth first," he said with a broad wink, "and find out how serious you two are before I start handing out discounts."

My cheeks flushed. "I would never dream of asking for special favors for anyone, David," I said as diplomatically as I could.

David threw back his head again and made a noise somewhere between a laugh and a snort. "Oh! Watch out, Pete! Did you hear that?" he jeered. "You don't even rate the discount yet!"

Beside him, Claire saw my flush and quickly interjected, "David's only kidding."

David's eyes briefly glanced in Claire's direction, as if surprised to find her next to him. "Huh?" he asked.

Claire did not answer. Instead, Elsie spoke. "As grandmother of the bride, I insist that there be no business talk tonight. Let's just enjoy the festivities."

David took a large gulp from his gla.s.s and shrugged his large shoulders. "Whatever you say, boss."

Elsie's eyes narrowed and her nose pinched as if suddenly a.s.saulted by a foul odor. David missed the look, but Claire did not. Two red spots flamed brightly on her pallid cheeks. Glancing uneasily at Elsie, she gently tugged on David's sleeve and pulled him away under the pretext of making an introduction. Elsie's eyes followed Claire as she dragged her husband across the room.

Seeing her glower, Harry leaned over and said, "Let it go, Elsie. She's a grown woman. She can make her own choices."

"The man's a jacka.s.s," Elsie muttered.

"True, but as someone once said, 'There is probably nothing like living together for blinding people to each other.' "

Elsie turned to him with a reluctant grunt of amus.e.m.e.nt. "Since when did you get to be so smart?"

"I've been taking a correspondence course," he said, extending his arm. "Now, why don't you buy me a drink?"

As we watched them go, Bridget turned to Peter. "Nicely done, by the way. Not many people know that movie."

Peter laughed. "I don't think anyone could hang out with you two and not know that movie."

Bridget nodded. "Elizabeth has Jane Austen; I have Cary Grant."

"Not tonight, you don't," said Colin good-naturedly. "Now if you two will excuse us for a second, I need to introduce Bridget to my cousin."

Peter turned to me. "Okay, just so I'm clear. I've been here only ten minutes and so far someone has informed me that he wants to run away with you, a drunk I just met wants me to hire him, then I had to pa.s.s a test on old movies. Is there anything else I need to be worried about for this weekend?"

"Nothing at all," I said laughing, hugging his arm and feeling warm just standing next to him. "The worst is over."

What a whopper that turned out to be.

CHAPTER 4.

She was not a woman of many words; for, unlike people in general, she proportioned them to the number of her ideas.

-JANE AUSTEN, SENSE AND SENSIBILITY At the prompting of the waitstaff, we took our a.s.signed seats. Bridget and Colin settled in at a table with their parents, while Peter and I were seated with the rest of Bridget's family. I quickly introduced Peter. The first to speak was Bridget's uncle Avery-Elsie's oldest son and Harry's father.

"Elizabeth," he said as we sat down, "it's nice to see you again. How have you been?"

"I'm fine, Avery," I answered. "How have you been?"

Avery has a long sad, horselike face, salt-and-pepper hair, and slate gray eyes. Until recently, he ran the Secret Garden, the Matthews family's business, with workaholic zeal. However, a stroke a few months back had confined him to a wheelchair and left his role as company president in doubt. Seeing him now, I was taken aback by his frail appearance. The stroke had severely damaged his once-lean, athletic body. His left side had been primarily affected, but his right side seemed just as weak. His whole body seemed to have simply given up. He was only fifty-eight years old, but he looked at least a decade older.

He produced a determined smile. "Oh, I'm fine. Getting stronger every day. I'm quite sure I'll be out of this contraption soon." He lightly slapped the arm of his wheelchair. "I owe most of my recovery to Roni, really. She's been my angel."

Roni, Avery's much younger second wife, had been married to Avery for only a few years, but for most who knew Roni, that was deemed long enough. With delicately winged eyebrows framing sapphire blue eyes, a flawless complexion, sleek black hair, and a figure that simply has to be man-made, Roni is easy to hate. Happily, her monstrous personality removes any guilt one might feel about such superficial snap judgments. At Avery's praise, her coral lips curved into a coy smile and she patted his hand. "Oh, Avery, please," she purred with false modesty. "I haven't done anything special."

She was right, of course. Bridget had told me that Avery had been forced to hire a full-time nurse because of Roni's inability to be of any real use. In fact, she was so worthless that she was even staying in a different room from Avery. Avery claimed the reason for this was his recent difficulty sleeping, but no one believed him. While Roni's unintentionally honest a.s.sessment of her nursing abilities was lost on Avery, it wasn't on the rest of us. Claire quickly looked down at her lap, Elsie rolled her eyes, and Harry coughed uncontrollably into his napkin. Roni peered suspiciously at her stepson before continuing. "I just know that you'll be up on your feet by Christmas, honey," she said.

Only her brother-in-law David was impressed with her performance. He beamed at Roni with all the goofy admiration of a love-struck schoolboy. "That's right, Avery," he said. "I'm sure you'll be back at your desk in no time."

"Well," said Roni softly, fiddling with the tiny strap of her lavender sheath. The small movement brought everyone's attention to one (or rather two) of Roni's most stunning features. For a moment, I thought that David would fall into his lobster bisque, but Roni's next words righted his posture in a jiffy. "That may never happen, if Avery decides to accept Landscape Garden's most generous offer."

Her words threw the table into stunned silence. The Secret Garden had been in the Matthews family for generations. The mere idea that it be sold-and to an impersonal corporate chain such as Landscape Gardens-was dumbfounding.

Elsie broke the silence. Slamming her spoon down, she bit out through clenched teeth, "I'm sorry, did I hear you correctly? Are you considering selling the Garden?"

Avery opened his mouth, but it was Roni who answered. "Well, yes, Elsie, we are." She leaned in close to Avery and slid her arm under his. Avery shifted uncomfortably. "After Avery's dreadful stroke, I thought it best that he concentrate on enjoying life rather than working so much. With this wonderful offer we could retire, travel, take it easy."

Elsie fixed her daughter-in-law with a glacial smile. "I wasn't aware that you were working, dear."

Roni fixed Elsie with a frosty smile of her own. "I just want what's best for Avery."

David for once was at a loss for words. Finally, he found his voice. "Selling to Landscape Gardens?" he exclaimed, his usually florid cheeks pale. "But you can't do that!"

Avery cleared his throat and spoke up. "This is all premature, I promise you. We haven't made any decisions yet." He shot Roni a quelling look. "And whatever we do decide, we'll do so as a family."

David was not mollified. He smashed his fist angrily on the table, causing both me and the silverware to jump. "You simply can't sell the Garden. It's preposterous!" he boomed. David's devotion to the Matthewses' business might have been more touching were it not for the fact that he was virtually unemployable anywhere else. David held his cushy job as vice president of marketing only because he was married to Claire. He might have been an idiot, but he wasn't so big an idiot that he didn't realize this simple fact. Claire said something to him under her breath, no doubt trying to calm his temper. For once, he seemed to listen to her. Taking a deep breath, he ran his large hand through his goopy hair. "Besides," he said in a more sedate tone, "you know what they say about getting back to work-sometimes it's the best thing for a recovery!"

Roni brushed aside these words with a lofty wave of her bright pink manicured fingers. The small movement sent a wave of Roni's trademark perfume across the table-a cloyingly floral scent Bridget referred to as Nauseating Narcissus. If Roni was aware of the mounting tension around her, she did a fine job hiding it. "Oh, they," she said, snorting dismissively. "I'm so sick of hearing people quote what they say. They say all sorts of things that we really have no way of proving. For instance, they say that dogs can only see in black and white. But really, how do they know?"

Roni's daughter, Megan, blinked and, turtlelike, raised her head from her salmon. "Dogs can't see in color, Mother," she said.

Megan was Roni's daughter from a previous marriage. At seventeen, she was everything her mother was not, which, to paraphrase Jane Austen, was enough to alone recommend her. She had blotchy skin and limp nut-brown hair and was what is politely termed a "full-figured girl." Megan also differed from Roni in that she was both smart and nice. But those traits are rarely consolation to an awkward teenager, especially to one with a mother like Roni.

Roni looked disdainfully at her daughter. "And how do you know that? Did you ever ask one?" Roni glanced coquettishly at the rest of us while she giggled appreciatively at her own cleverness.

"No," Megan said, unfazed by-or simply used to-her mother's condescension. "Their eyes don't have rods or cones. Rods and cones enable sight in color." She looked back at her salmon and took a bite.

Roni stared at her daughter for a moment, an ugly red blush staining her perfect olive skin. After a beat, she shrugged a tanned shoulder. Taking a sip of her wine, she said, "Well, whatever. Avery is not a dog." Pausing here as if just having made a meaningful point, she continued, "And I think he needs some rest. He's given his heart and soul to that business and it's about time he gave something to himself." Turning to me, she unexpectedly stretched out her hand in an inclusive gesture. "Elizabeth, I'm sure you agree with me."

I did not voice my dissent, so I gave no offense. Privately, of course, I did not think for one moment that Roni was concerned in the least about Avery giving something back to himself. Roni was concerned only about Avery giving something to Roni. The Garden had a thriving and loyal customer base. When Avery took it over it was a small local business. But under Avery's savvy business direction, it had been transformed into a huge and booming one. It had to be worth millions. Avery stood to become a very wealthy man if he sold. It was clear that selling the business was what Roni wanted. And Roni had an annoying way of usually getting what she wanted. I wondered what would happen if I actually voiced this opinion. For starters, Roni would probably stop seeking me out during family events. I didn't kid myself that she liked me; it was just that other than Avery, I was the only one who wasn't openly hostile to her.

Luckily, I was spared a response by the announcement that it was time for the speeches and toasts. Peter gave my hand an encouraging squeeze as I nervously got to my feet. With a shaky voice, I began the speech that I had been practicing obsessively over the last week. "Good evening, everyone. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Elizabeth Parker and I am Bridget's maid of honor." So far, so good, I thought, pleased that I had neither fainted, stuttered, nor burst into tears-all, unfortunately, actual events from past forays into the arena of public speaking. I took a deep breath and continued with my short speech. I explained that Bridget and I had been best friends since the fourth grade and that even though many things had changed since then-we no longer loved pink-bubble-gum ice cream or Corey Haim-our friendship had stayed the same. I touted her loyalty, her humor, and her sincerity. I also touted her horrific driving skills, specifically her cheerful disregard for speed limits. After all, it was only after she slammed her car into Colin's that they had met and begun to date. I closed by predicting that they would have a long and happy life together, especially if Colin handled the driving.

Finished, I collapsed heavily in my seat, my heart thudding in my chest. The table was strangely silent and I wondered if I had inadvertently said something stupid. I leaned over to Peter and whispered, "What's wrong with everyone? Did I say something wrong? Are they mad about the driving thing?"

He shot me a rea.s.suring smile. "No! You did great!" Glancing at the rest of the table, he added in a low voice, "I think they're still upset about Avery talking about selling the business."

A bespectacled waiter in a starched white coat hovered next to me. "Dessert, miss?" he inquired, offering me a plate bearing something decadently chocolate.

"Yes, please." He deftly placed the plate in front of me. "It looks delicious," I said. "What is it?"

"Death by Chocolate," he responded before moving away. Death again, I thought, sinking my fork into the gooey concoction. By my count this made the third time in fewer than twelve hours that death had been referenced. I glanced at Elsie, wondering if she had heard. The fierce expression on her face as she glared at Roni made me bite my tongue. Elsie had an impressive temper. I didn't want to give her any ideas.

CHAPTER 5.

She's the sort of woman . . . one would almost feel disposed to bury for nothing: and do it neatly, too!

-CHARLES d.i.c.kENS Two hours later, I was seated on Elsie's back terrace with Bridget, Colin, Peter, and Harry, watching the fireflies dart and weave across the wide lawn and breathing in the lingering fragrance of nearby rosebushes. As flashes of silvery water from the James River peeked through the trees, lazy images of the Old South (or at least David O. Selznick's sanitized version of it) featuring chivalrous young men and demure ladies floated before me.

"Christ," said Bridget. "I need a drink. Anyone else?"

Harry rolled his eyes at Bridget before turning to Colin. "She's like a delicate flower, my cousin is."

"Oh, shut up," Bridget said, kicking him. "I expect you want one, too."