I've been tardy in writing (though not so much as you, Mr Jones, if you will forgive this gentle reproof) as the Michaelmas season was eventful. My wife was ill but I am pleased to say that she is now much better. I am working very hard on the golf course. To tell you the truth, if it is not finished soon I am in the s.h.i.t, as they say. I am holding a golfing tournament in honour of Her Majesty on the morning of the coronation and, on behalf of the Pursebury Ash Coronation Committee, I warmly and most cordially invite you to attend as our guest of honour. I am holding a golfing tournament in honour of Her Majesty on the morning of the coronation and, on behalf of the Pursebury Ash Coronation Committee, I warmly and most cordially invite you to attend as our guest of honour.Your friend, humble servant, etc.Jack Rose He sealed up the envelope and placed it reverently on the stand in the hall, ready for Sadie to take to the post office. Worn out, his hands raw with blisters from shovelling, he went upstairs to bed.

March gave way to April and with it came the bluebells. Mr Betjeman described the bluebell as the quintessential English flower and the bluebell wood as a snippet of magic left behind as an oversight from the ancient world. Jack decided this was something that he ought to investigate, and so agreed to spend an afternoon with his wife in search of them. They drove to the top of Bulbarrow with the roof down for the first time that year, and Sadie, tilting her head right back, watched trails of cloud like wisps of smoke.

They had never seen anything like it: there were thousands upon thousands of bright blue flowers, as though the sky had fallen to earth beneath the trees. Sadie had thought she was too old for new things but the striking beauty of the place stirred her and she looked about greedily for the largest stretch of unbroken blue. They reached a patch of beech trees and spread beneath them was a cobalt cloud; the wood sloped gently down and the flowers covered the earth like a swirling waterfall, shaken by unseen currents. 'Here. Stop here,' she said excitedly.

She looked around her and stared; it was like being a little girl and seeing the sea for the first time. They picked their way through the trees but it was impossible not to crush the bluebells the wood breathed with them and Sadie wondered if her cheeks would turn blue with the scent. She picked one and tucked it behind her ear.

'You mustn't my darling,' Jack chided her. 'They're dying out.'

They laid a blanket beneath the trees, unpacked a box of vanilla biscuits and poured sweet Madeira wine into china teacups. Jack was nicely warm and lay back on the rug. He did not like to think of the fate of the bluebell, disappearing in the onslaught of progress. It was the fault of those wretched bungalows. This was a disappearing world and he was glad to be old he would not live to see it all ruined. Shafts of sunlight fell to earth and illuminated clumps of the flowers. In the sunshine they were bright blue while in the depths of the shade they turned to deep indigo or shades of wine. He watched Sadie while she dozed, noticing the fine lines around her eyes and a mottled mark on her cheek, which he traced with his finger. He treasured these markings of age they were like rings on a tree. He gave a wide yawn and, in the pleasant warmth of the wood, overcome by the scent of flowers and sweet wine, he succ.u.mbed to drowsiness and slept.

As they dozed, curled side by side on the picnic rug, the afternoon crept on. The sun disappeared behind a bank of cloud, the air grew cold and the damp woodland floor gave off the scent of leaf mould and ferns. The sky turned black, birds paused their singing and forest creatures sought shelter in the thicket. There was a terrific crash of thunder and, a moment later, a powerful flash of lightning illuminated the heavens. Jack sat up with a start and adjusted his spectacles, as another roll boomed out in the sky above and the storm shook the branches. Leaf curls raced along the ground, picked up by the gathering winds.

'Wake up. It's going to rain,' he said, shaking Sadie and scrambling to his feet.

Immediately the air vibrated as another bright crack of lightning danced through the sky. Sadie began to stuff the picnic things back in the basket, while Jack haphazardly folded the rug. Then the rain came: huge pellets of water hurled from the sky, battering the leaves and stinging their skin.

'Dance with me, Jack?'

'Are you a messhuggenah hund messhuggenah hund?' called Jack, already racing back to the car and slipping on rotting foliage.

'Are you a hen?' shouted Sadie after him.

Jack stopped in his tracks and turned around. 'You mean am I chicken-s.h.i.t?'

'Hen-s.h.i.t, chicken-s.h.i.t, alter kacker alter kacker, it's all the same to me. Dance with me old man,' she added with a smile.

Jack dropped the rug and, grabbing her round the middle, whirled her about, crushing bluebells, which released their scent, thick as smoke. He tried to move to the rhythm of the pounding rain on the leaves, while Sadie's hair stuck to her face like ivy strands, and Jack's spectacles streamed with water and misted with steam.

'You are a terrible dancer,' complained Sadie as he crashed her into an oak tree.

He leant forward and kissed her on the nose. 'And still you married me. Foolish old woman.'

The rain lasted for three solid days; they were marooned inside like Mr and Mrs Noah. Jack stared miserably out of the bedroom window it having the best view of his course and wondered how much harder he would have to work to make up the lost time. He thought of the wretched English understatement: 'April Showers' indeed this was a biblical flood. Even Sadie baking 'wet weather treats' could not console him. He turned the bed into a model of Bulbarrow and, making the contours with eiderdowns and pillows, used knitting needles to mark the position of the holes.

Sadie came upstairs carrying a mug of hot tea to find him stretched out on the bed, peering over a large rumple and trying to visualise the eighth hole. It was still raining and the tin bath in the garden overflowed, while stagnant pools appeared on the lawn. The water meadows at the bottom of the hill had turned into lakes and the Stour was as wide as the Mekong. Sadie perched on the windowsill and stared out at the mist-covered golf course. A sigh came from Jack, who uncharacteristically ignored the biscuits she had placed on the saucer. She needed to cheer him up.

'Show me the course.'

'It's too wet. We'll drown.'

'Use the model.'

Jack looked at her in surprise; she had shown no interest in his plans before. Pleased, he took her by the hand and led her over to a patch of emerald baize.

'This is the first fairway. See. Down there is the dew pond.'

He pointed to an old hand mirror of Sadie's that twinkled away, nestled in the eiderdown. She gave him a smile of encouragement and he gestured to a knitted turquoise scarf that meandered along on the edge of the quilt.

'This is the stream. It will be marvellous.'

'What's that?' She pointed to a round purple stain by the knitting-needle flag on the third fairway.

Jack frowned, 'That, I think is a patch of strawberry jam.'

Sadie's face lit up. 'A strawberry patch. That would be nice. If you get peckish in the middle of a game, you could pick strawberries.'

Jack was uncertain whether this would be feasible in the middle of the fairway, but not wishing to quench her new-found enthusiasm pulled the cover a little and repositioned the flag so that the jam stain was at the edge of the rough.

'We could put it here, I suppose.'

He came to kneel beside her and cupped his hand round his ear, straining to hear an imaginary sound.

'Listen, can you hear the nightingales?'

A hairbrush forest and a white paper dove perched on a pillow and Sadie listened, for once captivated by Jack's fervour. Instead of the rose-patterned teacup she saw the small pond and the flowers that she must plant for him around its banks. She began to understand the challenge of playing out of the rough and, as she stroked the coa.r.s.e horsehair blanket, she appreciated the sweep from the fifth hole. The coverlet fell away and she could see all the way down the bed-cloth valley into the Blackmore Vale, beyond the foot of the bed and out of the window.

While Jack continued to plot his model course, Sadie st.i.tched him new flags. He gave her the old ones to copy but deciding that they were not properly made, she resolved on reworking them all. Jack tuned the wireless and they worked companionably, neither speaking, each absorbed in their task. Sadie sat on the windowsill where the light was good and meticulously double st.i.tched the neat edges of the flags she did not want them fraying or coming apart in the wind. She paused, the close work stinging her eyes, and watched the pounding rain battering the plants in the flowerbeds below; she hoped there would not be too much damage, at least not to her favourite rose. She looked beyond the garden to the golf course, gratified to understand the brilliance of Jack's scheme at last. It was much better to share it with him; if he was a madman then at least they were crazy together.

Yet, as she gazed at the field through the rain it looked as though the land was moving. Her eyes were tired she rubbed them and blinked. No, it was still moving the hillside was falling forwards and above the rain there was a rumble the sound of earth moving.

'Jack, Jack!'

They looked in horror at the ground above the fifth hole. It was slipping away and sliding down the hill. The avalanche of earth gathered pace and there was a colossal roar as it crashed onto the fairway below. It juddered to a stop, leaving a brown river of devastation trees were snapped in two from the force of the landslide and more were carried forth on the giant clump of earth.

Clad in oilskins, they rushed down to the field to survey the damage. In the gale, Sadie clung to an umbrella, which continually leapt away from her like a frightened bird. She tried to keep it over Jack, but he stomped away from her, indifferent to the pouring rain. Panting to keep up, she followed him onto the course, and as they marched across the third fairway, she admired the smooth gra.s.s that had sprung up verdant from the wet. The fifth hole was another story. It was always Jack's favourite, but now it lay smeared across the land below an enormous pile of mud, rock and trees. Jack did not know what to do. Without a word he turned round and walked back to the house.

Sadie hurried after him. Water had found its way into her galoshes and they squelched and sucked as she followed. A trail of wet boots led from the back door into the study and she found Jack slumped in his chair, swigging whisky from the bottle.

'Verflixt! It's a catastrophe. I'll never finish on time. I'd need hundreds of pounds for repairs and there's no more money.' It's a catastrophe. I'll never finish on time. I'd need hundreds of pounds for repairs and there's no more money.'

He took another gulp and in his despair told his wife everything.

'I took a loan out against the business. I can't take out any more. I'll never be an Englishman. Never.'

He drained the bottle and gave a half hiccup, half sob. 'I may as well burn my list. Toss it into the fire and be done.'

He looked pitiful sitting in his wet things with water streaming down his cheeks. Sadie was not used to him like this; he was the one with the ideas, the one who took care of things. The optimist. 'What about the house?'

'What about it?'

'Is it mortgaged?'

Jack sat up. What was she suggesting?

'Yes. I took out a little one, to help with cash flow.'

'So you can take out another?'

Jack hesitated. 'I could. But I have nothing to pay it back with. And the bank will want the business loan repaid in a few months. It's a big risk, doll.'

Sadie tried to understand. She was unused to thinking about finances. 'If we don't take out another mortgage on this house then we cannot finish the golf course?'

'No.'

Sadie sat down on the stone floor and peeled off her wet stockings, setting them to dry on the hearth. She studied her toes, thinking hard before she began to speak. 'The course will be the greatest in England. There will be white doves and strawberry fields, streams filled with golden fish. It must be finished. You said so yourself.'

Jack stared at his wife in amazement. 'If the course does not make money and we cannot pay back the mortgage, we will lose the house. Do you understand that, darling?'

She met his blue eyes and nodded.

Later that evening, Jack found himself in his study and composed his weekly epistle to Bobby Jones.

Dear Mr Jones,I can't help wondering if you get my letters. Or if you do, whether you even read them. While I would never presume to criticise (and this is intended with humble admiration) you really ought to reply to letters. It's very un-British not too. But after all, I suppose you're an American and so have to be excused. Today, my wife surprised me. We've been married for a long time, Sadie and I, and we'd fallen into bad habits. I don't mean the leaving of socks on the bathroom floor and forgetting to close the chicken coop (though there is that too). I thought I'd lost her years ago, and then she came back to me. Today, my wife surprised me. We've been married for a long time, Sadie and I, and we'd fallen into bad habits. I don't mean the leaving of socks on the bathroom floor and forgetting to close the chicken coop (though there is that too). I thought I'd lost her years ago, and then she came back to me. I'm in a spot of bother over the golf course (boring finances and what have you). We sat together and worked out all the sums. Providing that the course is finished in time for the coronation and that we get fifty members (at the price of one guinea each), we should just get by. I'll have a golf course yet, Mr Jones! I'm in a spot of bother over the golf course (boring finances and what have you). We sat together and worked out all the sums. Providing that the course is finished in time for the coronation and that we get fifty members (at the price of one guinea each), we should just get by. I'll have a golf course yet, Mr Jones!Your servant and fellow golfing enthusiast,Jack RosePS: You really should pay a visit to this corner of Dorset widen your horizons.

The next morning the rain stopped, the men returned to work and Jack showed them the damage. Ba.s.set shook his head ruefully, 'A'ways knew there wis bad drainage in them fields. A'ways knew.'

Jack's optimism had returned every time there was a disaster he met it and now even Sadie had faith in his vision; he was five feet three inches of warrior-golfer. He was not like those unfortunate fellows in the books by Mr Thomas Hardy he did not believe in fate; rather, one had to make one's own good luck. His position on the hillock by the fifth hole had been swept away, so he ushered the men to the point just above the landslip. He balanced on a tree root and swept his arms out wide, motioning to the landscape below. The breeze toyed with his wisps of hair, picking them up so that they floated around his head like a white halo. His battered greatcoat five sizes too big hung around his ankles and his eyes shone with inspired purpose. He looked rather like an Old Testament prophet to the Dorset men, who gazed at him curiously as the morning sun glowed in the east.

'Disaster has struck and still we stand firm! We shall not be dissuaded from our purpose, we men of England!'

Curtis grumbled appreciatively and Ba.s.set, Ed and Mike all spat on the ground, a sign of their approval. Jack rocked precariously on his tree root.

'We must continue apace! Full speed ahead! No effort will go unnoticed or unrewarded. I need plans. I need suggestions. I need inspired thought for how to mend and move forwards.'

He leapt onto a molehill before the gathered men and gazed at them expectantly. They stared back, unsettled by this demonstration of feeling and faith. Curtis was the first to speak.

'If you doesn't mind me sayin'. I think we ran into difficulties, cos we went against the land 'imself. We needs to follow 'im more. Smooth out this mess for sure, but less diggin' and movin' of earth.'

He pointed to the fields below and suggested alterations to the run of the course, taking advantage of the natural hazards of the land, so that only the greens were to be smoothed and levelled. Jack listened rapt. It was true while he no longer wished to demolish the side of Bulbarrow as he had in the early days he was still cutting into the land too much. He hated Wilson's Housing Corporation and their wretched concrete bungalows spoiling the meadows, but was he not as guilty? He had not listened properly to the dictates of his own fields.

In the distance the work continued on the new houses. They looked like teeth, rooted in muddy gums, decided Jack with a shudder. Curtis's plan seemed like a good one, but Jack realised it was flawed: if they stuck to it and worked ten hours a day, seven days a week, then the course would be finished by the end of August, but that was still too late. He watched the men, as small as mice from this distance, labouring mightily on the concrete houses. He needed them for his golf course. 'Ba.s.set, Curtis, Mike. We need to poach some Wilson men,' he said quietly.

Ba.s.set flicked a b.u.t.terfly off his lapel. 'We needs more than that. I 'as got a plan.'

At midnight, Jack met Curtis, Ba.s.set, Ed, and Mike at the bottom of the lane by the signpost known locally as Charing Cross. The night was smuggler's dark, useful for their purpose; all the lights in the village were out and the only sound was that of a badger snuffling around a dustbin, whose clattering made Jack jumpy. He felt distinctly nervous about what they were going to do and hadn't been able to eat any dinner. His stomach growled.

'What the bloomin' heck were that?'

'Sorry.'

'Right, 'ead count,' said Ba.s.set taking charge, 'There's five o' us here.'

'Well, 'ow many is there supposed t' be?'

There was a pause.

'I ent sure. Five wi' a bit o' luck.'

'Right.'

'Is everyone ready?'

There was a chorus of 'ayes' and the party headed down the hill into the blackness. They stole through the village until they reached the fork leading to Wilson's Housing Corp. The building site was half a mile down the road, situated on the outskirts of the parish. The men walked quickly, Jack panting to keep up with their swift strides. They stopped outside the entrance to the construction site. The large wooden gates were padlocked and a sign reading Keep Out was stapled to a post. Jack gave a worried huff, and thought for a moment that he could see words forming streaming forth from his mouth in vapours, 'Don't do it. Go Home . . . .' 'Don't do it. Go Home . . . .'

'Be 'ere in minute or two,' whispered Ba.s.set, exuding confidence.

Jack stamped his feet to keep warm and pulled his coat around him. He could only see Curtis by the twinkling of his eyes; one green eye gave him a conspiratorial wink. There was rustling in the bushes behind them and Jack jumped, his heart beating loudly in his ears.

'All ready,' hissed a voice.

A moment later, two figures appeared from the shadows and Jack could make out a slim man wearing a dented trilby hat and a stocky fellow sucking on a pipe, both men's faces illuminated by the glowing embers.

Ba.s.set took charge once more, 'Right you are. Mr Rose-in-Bloom this 'ere is Freddie Wainwright and Matt Baxter. They is workin' for Wilson's but would like very much to join us in our endeavours on the Pursebury Golf Course.'

Jack smiled cautiously in the darkness and silently shook hands. He reached into his pocket and retrieved a brown envelope.

'The bonus we discussed.'

'Thank ee.'

There was a jingle as Freddie produced a set of keys and proceeded to unfasten the padlock.

'Is there no security?' Jack wondered in a low voice, worrying about even being on an operation like this.

'Oh shouldn't think so,' answered Matt, with a casual toss of his white-blond hair, which shone in the gloom.

Jack thought that perhaps they ought to have checked this minor point first, and bit down on his lip this couldn't be good for his heart. He was sure weak hearts ran in his family, or maybe it was Edgar Herzfeld's family he knew they ran in somebody's. There was a click as Freddie eased off the padlock and swung the gates open. They squealed horribly and Jack shuddered. If there was anyone here at all, they must have heard that racket. But no one came. One by one they slipped into the still yard. It glittered with machinery: there was a small crane, cement mixers, towering poles of scaffolding and a small army of diggers. Half concealed in the shadows like a glowering beast of mythological power was the Mechanical Digger. It was the Dragon of St George, its bulk hidden in the darkness and its vast outstretched claw slumped against the wall.

'Is it sleeping?' Curtis hissed softly.

Freddie dangled the keys, 'Aye, till I use these.'

The others observed from a distance as the young man leapt up into the square box cab and turned on the engine. It stuttered, then gave a low roar and crept forward.

'Best move, he's not terribly good at reversin',' advised Matt.

The men stood flat against the fence and watched the creature crawl backwards on its metal legs. Jack was enthralled he had not seen one so close before, and was at once horrified and amazed by its grotesque bulk. These were the things that did the work of thirty men. Jack felt a pang of conscience this was a bit too much like stealing for his blood (list item thirty-three: the Englishman is scrupulously honest). Which was why, unbeknownst to the others, he had brought another envelope with a touch more cash. He scanned the yard for somewhere to stash it, spied a makeshift cabin and determined this to be the site office. While the digger entranced the others, he crept up the rickety steps and shoved his envelope underneath the door. Now he wasn't stealing, only renting.

'Mr Rose-in-Bloom!' hollered a voice.

Jack stood up quickly, banging his head on the door handle.

'Don't you want to ride in 'im?' Freddie called across the yard, apparently abandoning all attempts at secrecy.

Jack saw that all the others had crammed into the machine: Freddie and Matt sat on the seat, Ba.s.set, Ed and Mike hung out the windows and Curtis was perched on the roof, like a strangely shaped hat. Jack waved and hurried over. Ba.s.set reached down and pulled him up with a strong arm.