Except the fucking phone is ringing again, and it's not the Icona Pop ringtone Rachelle attached to her name. I grab the thing, flopping onto my back and holding it up over my face. Libby.

I press the fuck you button. Drop my arm on my chest. The phone vibrates when she leaves a message. Second one today.

I wonder dully about the likelihood that she'll hunt me down. Then, from the depths of my cloudy memory comes a convenient bit of information: Libby is leaving for France on Friday, to visit her daughter.

Friday is today.

How long will she be gone?

Two weeks? Four?

I sit up again and rub my blood-shot eyes. I can't remember.

That should make me concerned. I should hear alarm bells peeling from somewhere through the fog. But I don't. Because I just can't seem to make myself care. About anything. And least of all, me.

I slide my tired ass off the bed and walk slowly to my bathroom, where I open the medicine cabinet and remove several unlabeled bottles of prescription pills: my dirty little secret. I pour one bottle into the palm of my hand and stare at all the little round, white tablets. I wonder how many swallows it would take to choke all of them down.

Since I've forbidden drop-bys to my garden house behind the three main Love Inc. buildings, it'd probably be a while before I was found. I'm the one in charge here. I'm the boss. No one would defy me. Not because I'm an ass (although I can be). It's because they're all so goddamn well-paid. I've learned the best way to ensure loyalty is with lots of the green stuff; everybody at Love Inc. ranch is very loyal.

I'm still staring at my hand when the doorbell rings.

I roll my eyes and toss the pills into the toilet.

It rings again.

Go away, Libby. I'm not gonna answer you today.

I sigh and find my phone. Type out a text. Got the flu. Hook up next week? Skype?

Even finding the question mark key on my phone is so fucking wearying.

I hit 'send', then grab the other two bottles and empty them into the toilet.

This shit is over. It's not working anymore. I need something else.

A good lay, maybe, or a game of blackjack. A fucking drink. Maybe something a little bit stronger just to pick me up.

And that's how I end up at Tao, in the back room with the high rollers, gambling away two million dollars I don't exactly have.

That's also how I end up snorting a couple lines of coke and fucking twins named Elise and Elsbeth.

I feel on top of the world by the time I'm zipping up my pants. When that little fucking twerp Rex Hawkins finds me outside the men's room and asks for what I owe him, I don't give a shit. I laugh and tell him, "Later. I've gotta move the funds from the money market."

The money is there; it's just hard to get to. I give him one of my business cards, the little red ones with the sexy Love Inc. logo.

"You need it sooner, come to my place." It's a challenge, and he knows it.

I barely even feel it when one of his thugs smashes his fist into my face.

I'm up again. I'm back in business. The clock just struck midnight.

March 16.

2.

SURI.

NAPA, CALIFORNIA.

FRIDAY, APRIL 19, 2013.

The first thing I notice is how gross my mouth feels. I swish my tongue over my teeth: unbrushed. Ugh.

I lift my head and find myself at the work desk in my bedroom. My stiff neck protests as I turn to search for the wall clock. Based on how tired I feel, and by the dim light filtering through the long, pale green curtains, I'm guessing it's still early. Which is why, when I see the actual time, I shriek.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

I'm up and running to my bathroom, because it's nine fifteen. I have an appointment in the vineyard in less than an hour. Still, there's time to shower. Something quick, and I'll let my curly, brown hair air-dry on the drive over to the Bernards' country home. I lean over to turn the shower faucet, my hair falls over my shoulder, and out of the corner of my eye, I notice a web of pink that makes my blood run cold.

I whirl around, fully facing the wide, long mirror and seriously almost cry. That pink stuff is bubble gum. I fell asleep chewing bubble gum, and now it's in my hair!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

I pick and pull at the mess, but it's overtaken the entire left side of my head. I glance around the bathroom, searching for a clock that isn't here. Of course I don't have time for an emergency trip to Julian, my stylist. But I can't go to the clients' house with gum in my hair. It's a consult. They won't hire me if I look like a crazy bag lady.

"Damn, damn, damn!" I tug open a drawer, grab my small, stainless steel scissors, and get to chopping. Fifteen minutes later, I'm dressed in a red Armani pants suit with a slouchy fedora. Underneath it, my now-straight hair hangs just a little bit below my chin.

My shoulders feel too light. My face looks blunt and sharp and not like me.

I grab my makeup bag and dash out the front door, down the porch, toward my lilac Land Rover, still dotted with dew under an overcast sky.

I know for sure I'm having "one of those days" when a bird smacks into my windshield before I even get out of my driveway. It's cute and small and brown, and based on the tailspin it takes in the wake of the Land Rover, I'm guessing I just punched its ticket to bird heaven.

Lovely.

As I jet from Crestwood Place, a columned, brick home on one-hundred acres just outside downtown Napa, to the valley, I try driving with my knees, something my father absolutely loathes and something I've never been great at. I manage to run off the road once, smear my eyeliner (top and bottom) on my right eye, and put on the wrong color eye shadow, so I appear to be going for an emo look.

Lovely.

When I'm finished with my makeup, I flip the mirror up, press the pedal to the floor, and turn up some Florence and the Machine, holding onto the wheel as I fly down hills, around curves, past acres and acres of grapes. I make it to the Bernards' house only two minutes after our set appointment time of ten o'clock.

The crumminess of the day is once again confirmed when I climb out, briefcase on my shoulder, smile polished and ready, to find Dr. and Mr. Bernard standing several feet apart in their freshly sodded lawn, screaming obscenities at each other.

Behind them, their sprawling Tuscan-style home stands empty, waiting for my finishing touch, but as their heads whip to me in unison, I know it's not going to happen.

"Miss Dalton." Mr. Bernard strides forward, trying to greet me, and his wife throws a wine glass at his shoulder. It shatters, falling in glittering pieces to the lawn as my mouth drops open. He turns around. "Honey, now is not the time or-"

"Yes it is the time!" Her shoulders are heaving, her long blonde hair bouncing down her back. She's wearing scrubs, no makeup, and she looks like she wants to murder her husband. "You lying, cheating, small-dicked bastard-"

"Miss Dalton," Mr. Bernard starts. "Perhaps another-"

"No." The woman turns to me. "No other time. This is my money, my vacation house, and he won't get a thing after I divorce his cheating ass!" Panting, she quickly gathers herself and adds, "Sorry, Suri. We'll have to try this another time. Give your mother my regards."

I stand there only a second longer before Mr. Bernard turns to go inside. His wife intercepts him, shoving him toward the garage. "Don't you even think if stepping foot into my home you fucking asshole."

Just great. I lost this job. I don't have another booking until mid-May. This leaves me with enough to pay the essentials, but not as much as I need if I'm going to save for a trip to Paris in the winter.

And-damnitty damn!-I cut my own hair for these people. Because I didn't think I had time to get to Julian's.

My shoulders slump. I climb into my car. Turn down the Florence. Turn up some Bon Iver. But listening to Bon Iver while driving out of the valley reminds me of my good friend Cross Carlson. Cross, who last November had a motorcycle accident on one of these very vineyard roads. Cross, who a mere week ago was the recipient of my... My what? My desperate advance? My half-naked body and enthusiastic lips? My dashed dreams? My fledgling hopes? I roll my eyes at myself and turn down the music. I'm sick and tired of replaying the sad scenario with Cross. Putting the moves on him was a stupid thing to do-one I probably wouldn't have done had I not still been in a state of shock and alarm over the way things ended with Adam.

Adam.

Ugh.

I'm tired of thinking about Adam, too, and I'm tired of slow, sad songs.

I roll the windows down, find some Sara Barilles, and am headed toward Julian's studio when my mother calls. I hit ignore. She calls again. And calls, and calls, and calls.

I sigh and answer. "Do you need me, Mom?"

"I do, as a matter of fact. Where are you, darling?"

"Leaving the Bernards' house."

"Oh that's right. How did it go?"

More than thirty years of being married to an uber secretive tech tycoon has made my mother very discreet-or maybe she always was. I give her a quick rundown of the situation at the Bernards' house, figuring she'll hear it soon enough from Dr. Bernard, anyway, since the two are good friends. I'm almost to Julian's, and am feeling a little less pessimistic about the world, when Mom asks, "So...are you going to New York?"

I nearly choke.

"You haven't asked to use the jet this weekend."

"That's true," I hedge. "I thought I might just...go commercial this time. You know, since I've used the jet so much this last year."

I can almost see her jaw drop over the phone line. "Book and board? Well, what time are you leaving, darling? You know, there may not be anything left in first class." Her voice lilts up on "first class," as if this is a catastrophic possibility.

"I know, Mom. But I can handle business class." I've flown that way a time or two, and I've yet to get pick-pocketed, infected with scabies, or kidnapped for ransom. "I am a business owner," I remind her.

"I know." It's half sigh; again, like this is a shame. "I assume you're on your way there now?"

"Um, in just a little while." Not. I'm an outright liar now. I blink at the tidy buildings around me, feeling like a goldfish on a rug.

"Well aren't you going to miss the big event?"

I exhale slowly, tightening my grip on the steering wheel. "Mom, what event?" I know I'm busted before the words leave my mouth, but what am I to do? I'm not keeping up with Adam anymore. It's unhealthy.

"I knew it," my mother cries. "Something is going on with you and Adam!"

"Is it?"

"He has a book signing at the Time Square Bookseller in three hours, Suri."

Despite myself, I feel my stomach flip. "What do you mean, a book signing?"

"For the decor book, darling. The one you and he thought up. For the series?"

Sweat prickles under my hairline. "What series?"

"The series of home books on...crafting and art and, you know. I noticed the write-up in the Times didn't mention your name. I thought it was a joint project. What's going on, darling?"

What's going on is Adam stole my idea. My idea. Sure, we talked about my idea together-a series of simple, colorful coffee table books on home decor and cooking. I'd originally thought of them as fun gifts for my clients, but Adam had urged me to dream bigger. "This could be a hit. Like HGTV," he'd said. "Everyone is interested in this stuff. It's really hot right now."

We outlined the chapters for the home decor book on a weekend trip to La Jolla. Or rather, I did. I left the notes in his Audi, and when we started to argue over the outlines for the second, third, and fourth books, Adam suggested we drop the project.

I bite down on my lower lip. That was almost a year and a half ago! Adam poached my idea before we even got engaged!

"Suri, darling-"

"We broke up, mother. Okay? A few weeks ago, right before you had your bunion surgery, Adam and I decided to break things off. I told Rachel and Edith, and I asked them not to tell you because I was waiting for the right time." I'd known it would take the news a while to reach my mother, who'd been confined to bed for several weeks after her surgery.

She sniffs. "It's clear the right time never came. How long were you going to wait, darling?"

"Of course it didn't come. Who wants to talk about things like this?" My hands, around the steering wheel, tighten as I turn right at a red light.

"Suri, I'm your mother. Does your father know?" I can tell by her voice that she'd be more annoyed if he did, so I'm relieved that I can tell her, "No. I haven't told him yet."

"I can't believe this. Suri, it's just terrible! What happened, darling?"

I pull into the parking lot of a retro-looking building that houses, among other things, Julian's. I lean down and put my forehead against the steering wheel and sigh, like I'm five years old and being asked to eat my green beans. "Mom, if you want the full story, can you just ask Rachel? I don't feel like going into it right now."