"I shall kill you, Dain," she muttered. "I shall put a bullet precisely where that Italian nose of yours meets your black brows."

It was nearly six o'clock. Bertie had promised he would be home by half past four to bathe and dress, in order to escort his sister and grandmother to Madame Vraisses' party. Mrs. Beaumont's portrait of their hostess was to be unveiled at eight o'clock. Since Bertie needed at least two and a half hours to perform his toilette, and the evening traffic was bound to be heavy, they were going to miss the unveiling.

And it was all Dain's fault.

Since the encounter at the coffee shop, he could not bear to have Bertie out of his sight. Wherever Dain went, whatever he did, he could not enjoy himself unless Bertie was there.

Bertie, of course, believed he'd finally won Dain's undying friendship. Gullible baconbrain that he was, Bertie had no idea the alleged friendship was Dain's revenge on her.

Which only showed how despicable a villain Dain was. His quarrel was with Jessica, but no, he couldn't fight fair and square with someone capable of fighting back. He had to punish her via her poor, stupid brother, who hadn't the least idea how to defend himself.

Bertie didn't know how not to drink himself unconscious, or quit a card game, or resist a wager he was bound to lose, or protest when a tart cost thrice what she ought to. If Dain drank, Bertie must, though he hadn't the head for it. If Dain played or wagered or whored, Bertie must do exactly as he did.

Jessica did not, in principle, object to any of these practices. She had been tipsy more than once and, upon occasion, lost money on cards or a bet- but within discreet and reasonable bounds. As to the tarts, if she had been a man, she supposed she'd fancy one now and then, too- but she would certainly not pay a farthing above the going rate. She could scarcely believe Dain paid as much as Bertie claimed, but Bertie had sworn on his honor he'd seen the money change hands himself.

"If it's true," she'd told him exasperatedly, only last evening, "it can only be because his requirements are excessive- because the women have to work harder, don't you see?"

All Bertie saw was that she was implying he wasn't as lusty a stallion as his idol was. She had impugned her brother's masculinity, and so he had stomped out and not come- or been carried, rather- home until seven o'clock this morning.

Meanwhile, she'd lain awake until nearly then, wondering what exactly Dain required of a bed partner.

Thanks to Genevieve, Jessica did understand the basics of what normal men required- or provided, depending upon how one looked at it. She had known, for example, what the bewigged gentleman hiding under the lady's skirts had been doing, just as she'd known that such poses weren't common in naughty watches. That was why she'd bought it.

But since Dain wasn't normal, and he'd surely paid for a great deal more than mere basics, she had tossed feverishly in her bed in an agitated muddle of fear and curiosity and...well, if one was perfectly honest with oneself, which she generally was, there was some hankering, too, heaven help her.

She could not stop thinking about his hands. Which wasn't to say she hadn't contemplated every other part of him as well, but she'd had direct, simmering physical experience of those large, too adept hands.

At the mere thought of them, even now, furious as she was, she felt something hot and achy curl inside her, from her diaphragm to the pit of her belly.

Which only made her the more furious.

The mantel clock chimed the hour.

First she'd kill Dain, she told herself. Then she'd kill her brother.

Withers entered. "The porter has returned from the marquess's establishment," he said.

Bertie, following the custom of the Parisians, relied upon the building's porter to perform the tasks normally assigned at home to footmen, maids, and errand boys. Half an hour earlier, the porter, Tesson, had been dispatched to Lord Dain's.

"Obviously he hasn't brought Bertie back," she said, "or I would have heard my brother hallooing in the hall by now."

"Lord Dain's servant refused to respond to Tesson's enquiry," said Withers. "When Tesson loyally persisted, the insolent footman ejected him bodily from the front step. The servants, Miss Trent, are abominably well suited, in point of character, to the master."

It was one thing, Jessica thought angrily, for Dain to exploit her brother's weaknesses. It was altogether another matter to allow his lackeys to abuse an overworked porter for trying to deliver a message.

"Pardon one offense," Publilius had said, "and you encourage the commission of many."

Jessica was not about to pardon this. Fists clenched, she marched to the door. "I do not care if the servant is Mephistopheles himself," she said. "I should like to see him try to eject me."

A very short time later, while her terrified maid, Flora, cowered in a dirty Parisian hackney, Jessica was plying the knocker of Lord Dain's street door.

A liveried English footman opened it. He was close to six feet tall. As he insolently eyed her up and down, Jessica had no trouble deducing what was going through his mind. Any servant with a pennyweight of intelligence would see that she was a lady. On the other hand, no lady would ever come knocking on the door of an unwed gentleman. The trouble was, Dain wasn't a gentleman. She did not wait for the footman to work out the conundrum.

"The name is Trent," she said briskly. "And I am not accustomed to being kept standing on a door-step while an idle lout of a lackey gawks at me. You have exactly three seconds to step out of the way. One. Two- "

He backed away and she strode past him into the vestibule.

"Get my brother," she said.

He was staring at her in numb disbelief. "Miss- Miss- "

"Trent," she said. "Sir Bertram's sister. I want to see him. Now." She rapped the point of her umbrella upon the marble floor for emphasis.

Jessica had adopted the tone and manner she'd found effective in dealing with unruly boys bigger than she was and with those of her uncles' and aunts' servants who made nonsensical remarks such as "Master wouldn't like it" or "Missus says I may not." Hers was a tone and manner that assured the listener of only two choices: obedience or death. It proved as effective in this case as in most others.

The footman darted a panicked look toward the stairway at the end of the hall. "I- I can't, miss," he said in a frightened whisper. "He- he'll kill me. No interruptions. None, miss. Ever."

"I see," she said. "You're brave enough to throw a porter half your size into the street, but you- "

A shot rang out.

"Bertie!" she cried. Dropping her umbrella, Jessica ran toward the staircase.

Normally the sound of a pistol shot, even if followed, as this was, by feminine screams, would not have thrown Jessica into a panic. The trouble was, her brother was in the vicinity. If Bertie was in the vicinity of a ditch, he was sure to fall into it. If Bertie was in the vicinity of an open window, he was sure to tumble out of it.

Ergo, if Bertie was in the vicinity of a moving bullet, he may be counted upon to walk straight into it.

Jessica knew better than to hope he hadn't been hit. She only prayed she could stop the bleeding.

She raced up the long stairway and into the hall and headed unerringly toward the shrieks- feminine- and drunken shouts- masculine.

She flung open a door.

The first thing she saw was her brother lying faceup on the carpet.

For an instant, that was all she saw. She hurried to the body. Just as she was kneeling to examine it, Bertie's chest heaved jerkily and he let out a loud snore- a loud, wine-reeking snore that drove her instantly upright again.

Then she noticed that the room was as still as a tomb.

Jessica glanced about her.

Strewn about the chairs and sofas and sprawling over tables were, in various stages of dishabille, about a dozen men. Some she'd never seen before. Some- Vawtry, Sellowby, Goodridge- she recognized. With them were a number of women, all members of an ancient profession.

Then her gaze lit upon Dain. He sat in an immense chair, a pistol in his hand and two buxom trollops- one fair, the other dark- in his lap. They were staring at her and, like everyone else, seemed frozen in the same position they'd been in when she'd burst through the door. The darker female had apparently been in the act of tugging Dain's shirt from his waistband, while the other had evidently been assisting the process by unfastening his trouser buttons.

To be surrounded by a lot of half-dressed, drunken men and women in the early stages of an orgy did not distress Jessica in the least. She had seen little boys running about naked- on purpose to make the females of the household scream- and she had more than once been treated to the sight of a bare adolescent bottom, for this was often a male cousin's idea of witty repartee.

She was not in the least disconcerted or agitated by her present surroundings. Even the pistol in Dain's hand didn't alarm her, since it had already gone off and would need to be reloaded.

The only disturbing sensation she experienced was an altogether irrational urge to rip those two strumpets' hair out by the dyed roots and break all their fingers. She told herself this was silly. They were merely businesswomen, doing what they were paid for. She told herself she felt sorry for them, and this was why she felt so acutely unhappy.

She almost believed that. At any rate, whether she did or didn't, she was mistress of herself and, therefore, of any situation.

"I thought he was dead," Jessica said, nodding at her unconscious brother. "But he's only dead drunk. My mistake." She walked to the door. "Do carry on, monsieurs. And mademoiselles."

And out she went.

Up to a point, Lord Dain decided, all had gone swimmingly. He had finally worked out a solution to his temporary problem with trollops. If he couldn't tolerate having them in a brothel or in the streets, he would have them at home.

It would not be the first time.

Nine years ago, at his father's funeral, a round-heeled local girl named Charity Graves had taken his fancy, and he had taken her, a few hours later, in the great ancestral bed. She had been jolly enough company, but not nearly so jolly as the thought of his recently deceased sire spinning in the tomb of his noble ancestors- and most of the ancestors whirling along with him.

An annoyance had resulted nine months later, but that was easily enough dealt with. Dain's man of business had dealt with it to the tune of fifty pounds per annum.

Since then, Dain had confined himself to whores who plied their trade according to businesslike rules, and knew better than to produce- let alone attempt to manipulate and blackmail him with- squalling brats.

Denise and Marguerite understood the rules, and he had every intention of getting properly down to business at last.

Just as soon as he dealt with Miss Trent.

Though Dain had felt certain she would accost him sooner or later, he had not expected her to explode into his drawing room. Still, that was, in a general way, in accordance with his plans. Her brother was falling to pieces with a gratifying rapidity, now that Dain had taken an active role in his disintegration.

Miss Trent would certainly know why. And being a clever female, she would soon be obliged to admit she'd made a grave error in trying to play the Marquess of Dain for a fool. He had decided she would be obliged to admit it upon her knees. Then she would have to beg for mercy.

That was where matters seemed to have gone awry.

All she had done was give her brother one bored look and the guests another, and dropped a faintly amused glance upon Dain himself. Then, cool as you please, the insufferable creature had turned her back and walked out.

For six days, Dain had spent nearly all his waking hours with her accursed brother, pretending to be that dithering imbecile's bosom bow. For six days, Trent had been yapping in Dain's ears, nipping at his heels, slavering and panting for attention, and tripping over his own feet and any hapless object or human in his way. After nearly a week of having his nerves scraped raw by her brainless puppy of a brother, all Dain had accomplished was to find himself the object of Miss Trent's amusement.

"Allez-vous en," he said in a very low voice. Denise and Marguerite instantly leapt up from his lap and darted to opposite corners of the room.

"I say, Dain," Vawtry began mollifyingly.

Dain shot him one incinerating glance. Vawtry reached for a wine bottle and hastily refilled his glass.

Dain set down the pistol, stalked to the door and through it, and slammed it behind him.

After that, he moved quickly. He reached the landing in time to see Trent's sister pause at the front door and look about for something.

"Miss Trent," he said. He didn't raise his voice. He didn't need to. The angry baritone reverberated through the hall like low thunder.

She jerked open the door and darted through it.

He watched the door close and told himself to return to shooting the noses off the plaster cherubs on the ceiling, because if he went after her, he'd kill her. Which was unacceptable, because Dain did not, under any circumstances, sink to allowing any member of the inferior sex to provoke him.

Even while he was counseling himself, he was running down the remaining stairs and down the long hall to the door. He wrenched it open and stormed out, the door crashing behind him.

Chapter 5.

Then he nearly trampled her down because, for some insane reason, Miss Trent wasn't fleeing down the street, but marching back toward his house.

"Confound his insolence!" she cried, making for the door. "I shall break his nose. First the porter, now my maid- and the hackney. It is the outside of enough."

Dain stepped in her way, his massive body shielding the entrance. "Oh, no, you don't. I don't know or care what your game is- "

"My game?" She stepped back, planted her hands on her hips, and glared up at him. At least she seemed to be glaring. It was difficult to tell, given the large bonnet brim and the failing light.

The sun had not quite set, but massive grey clouds were submerging Paris in a heavy gloom. From a distance came the low boom of thunder.

"My game?" she repeated. "It's your bully of a footman, following his master's example, I collect- taking out his vexation on innocent parties. Doubtless he thought it a great joke to frighten away the hackney- with my maid inside the vehicle- and leave me stranded- after stealing my umbrella."

She turned on her heel and stalked off.

If Dain was interpreting this ranting correctly, Herbert had frightened away Miss Trent's maid as well as the hired vehicle that had brought her here.

A thunderstorm was rapidly approaching, Herbert had taken her umbrella, and the chances of locating an unoccupied hackney at this hour in bad weather were about nil.

Dain smiled. "Adieu, then, Miss Trent," he said. "Have a pleasant promenade home."

"Adieu, Lord Dain," she answered without turning her head. "Have a pleasant evening with your cows."

Cows?

She was merely trying to provoke him, Dain told himself. The remark was a pathetic attempt at a setdown. To take offense was to admit he'd felt the sting. He told himself to laugh and return to his...cows.

A few furious strides brought him to her side. "Is that prudery, I wonder, or envy?" he demanded. "Is it their trade which offends you- or merely their being more generously endowed?"

She kept on walking. "When Bertie told me how much you paid, I thought it was their services which were so horrifically expensive," she said. "Now, however, I comprehend my error. Obviously you pay by volume."

"Perhaps the price is exorbitant," he said, while his hands itched to shake her. "But then, I am not so shrewd at haggling as you. Perhaps, in future, you would like to conduct negotiations for me. In which case, I ought to describe my requirements. What I like- "

"You like them big, buxom, and stupid," she said.

"Intelligence is hardly relevant," he said, suppressing a ferocious urge to tear her bonnet from her head and stomp on it. "I do not hire them to debate metaphysics. But since you understand what I want them to look like, I should hasten to explain what I like them to do."

"I know you like to have them take off your clothes," she said. "Or perhaps put them on again. At the time, it was difficult to determine whether they were at the beginning or the end of the performance."