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If Tang Doudou know this homie's way of thinking, she would definitely give some claps of applause and cry 'good, as a person you should have this way of thinking.'

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Life is difficult, enjoy the present. Don't waste life walking towards trouble!

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“Haha, this Alliance Head just likes straightforward people like you! This brother, which sect are you from? What surname what name?” Tang Doudou laughed candidly and seized the opportunity to sweep aside the garments in front of her and plop her b.u.t.t down to sit on the stage.

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h.e.l.l yes, finally found an opportunity to sit down. She ran such a large distance and when she got here she didn't even get to sit down long enough to warm her chair and immediately stood again over here for half the day. Tang Doudou felt like her legs were about to break off.

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“Replying Alliance Head, my formal name is Zhang Erdan*, pet name is Erdan! Is of Huai City's Beggars' Union!” Zhang Erdan giddily replied. When he was pushed out to say this, he had still muttered whether the Alliance Head would pay attention to him or not. He didn't think that not only did the Alliance Head pay attention to him, he even smiled like a flower towards him.

Zhang(to open up/spread/cla.s.sifier for a sheet of paper) Er(two) Dan(egg).

Yeah, just like the little chrysanthemum flowers in the field, really good-looking!

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Erdan was a straightforward person, he said whatever he thought of: “Boss Alliance Head, you're really good-looking, just like the little chrysanthemum flowers in the field!”

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Tang Doudou's smile immediately froze and shattered into soy pulp*.

I guess there's going to be a lot of beans imagery/metaphors due to her name which means beans.

Is this Erdan the Dou Bi Monkey sent for?”

This explanation is long~~ I had to translate it from Baike.

First the term “Dou Bi” from a traditional Chinese story. A long time ago, there was a person called Dou(stay/stop/tease). His martial arts skill was very great, but Dou really liked to sweat, so everyone liked to call him Han(sweat) Dou. One day, Han Dou went to compete in martial arts with someone, but that day was very cold, filled with the sound of the north wind. Dou who loved to sweat was very afraid of the cold, so he lost the compet.i.tion. From then on, he never competed again. So this was the story Han Dou's compet.i.tion, from then on people called it Dou Bi(to compete).

Then, in Journey to the West, the Red Child asked: “Are you the rescue troop Monkey sent for?” In Journey to the West, the Red Child didn't know Zhu Bajie(Pigsy), and after using the three flavors True Fire to burn Sun Wukong(the Monkey King), Zhu Baijie asked Guanyin(the G.o.ddess of Mercy) to help his master Xuanzang(Buddhist monk). The Red Child asked Guanyin this question. It has now been derived by the internet as “Are you the Dou Bi Monkey sent for?” It's used to ridicule/mock other people selling cuteness or joking around.

Finally, the meaning is apparently 'is this real?'

This took me 10 mins to find and translate. Things like this make the translations interesting, but also time consuming.

Doudou was also smacked by a weight!

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But looking at the other person's sincere eyes, Tang Doudou choked. How was she supposed to reply?

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Fortunately, she didn't stay embarra.s.sed for long before the sincere Erdan spoke again: “Boss Alliance Head, is the wind on the stage strong?”

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“Uh, it's still okay……” Tang Doudou propped up her chin, seriously unable to do a thing about Erdan. The good thing was that he had already drew out the topic. Below, there were already people whispering and discussing. There were all types of opinions, the scene was a field of chaos.

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In the chaos a lot of the subjects were pointed towards Elder Yu.

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Elder Yu's old face was ashen. Xiao Yiyun who was next to him also didn't look very well, he bent an ear to listen and lightly asked: “Elder Yu?”

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“Let's wait a little more.” Elder Yu's gaze was grim. Lifting his hand to stop Xiao Yiyun, he sat down, refusing to even look at Tang Doudou who was on the stage.

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“Elder Yu!”

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Right this moment, a servant ran through the hall.

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Swoos.h.!.+ Everyone looked towards that servant. What news did he bring?

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