Back in time

While everyone was fighting against the kobold horde, Misha used one of her crafting skills after a long while.

It was Science Cooking, which Misha was using it to make Walter's favorite product, Methamphetamine, aka crystal meth.

Usually, it should have taken Misha half a day to finish cooking one batch of crystals, but she hastened the process to get a rough product.

After an hour, she obtained the result.

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This crystal meth has been made by Misha Bloominglily, the only apprentice of Walter Black. She made this in a rush and did not follow through her mentor's instruction, so the final product is inferior to the standard meth in the market.

Still, it has a mild effect, which suits for light stimulation. Its potent effect lasts only 5 minutes, and the consumer might get a longer period of hangover, depending on the user's resistance against narcotic drugs.

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Can bestow random status effects, depending on the usage method.

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Misha got herself a kilogram of crude meth, which came out as grey crystals. The contamination and the sinister air leaked from the items, which intimidated Misha.

*Mew* (Are you sure you are going to use this?)

Even Tama hesitated.

"Meh, we can't fight if we're stuck with this exhaustion debuff."

*Mrrr?* (How about we put our faith to our comrades? Maybe they can defeat all slimes without our help?)

"And we'll miss the status points and other harvests. You know, the loot?"

*…*

Tama and Misha stared at each other. Since this matter related to their benefit, the banana girl and the eggcat agreed to try the immoral method.

Using Walter's reference that they had learned, Misha poured a unit of crystal into a pipe and manipulated a lighter fire from her fingertip.

As soon as the crystal evaporated from the heat, Misha inhaled the fume into her lung.

The world suddenly spun, and her vision became colorful. Dream and reality overlapped, creating realistic hallucinations. Misha's eyes blurred as she almost pa.s.sed out from the toxic air. Sitting straight turned into a difficult task, so she lay on the ground, smiling and laughing.

"Tamaaa~."

*Meeeeeew~?* (Yeah?)

"Do you see what I'm seeing~?"

*Meewwww~?* (I don't know. But do you see the f.u.c.king chimpanzee riding on a s.p.a.ce shuttle and humping a f.u.c.king panda?)

"Eh? I think I'm looking at a group of llamas playing poker inside a bubble. Ah, one of them is bluffing."

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While Misha and Tama were under the effect of meth intoxication, the game system sent many notifications to them, telling them that their theory was correct.

However, four abnormal statuses appeared.

[Meth]

[Hammered]

[Confused]

[Genetic Boosted]

The first three were debuff effects, but the last one was a buff.

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Name: Misha Bloominglilly

Race: Fairy Overlord

Cla.s.s: Apprentice Cook

Subcla.s.s: Journeyman Gunner++, View 17 Others (V)

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Name: Tama

Race: Hydra

Cla.s.s: Apprentice Cook

Subcla.s.s: Journeyman Gunner++, View 17 Others (V)

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HP: 72,320

ST: 8,696

PF: 73,600

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STR: 8,960 + (8,960) + (17,920)

VIT: 9,040 + (9,040) + (18,080)

STM: 1,087 + (1,087) + (4,348)

AGI: 6,026 + (6,026) + (12,052)

DEX: 7,200 + (7,200) + (14,400)

INT: 9,520 + (9,520) + (19,040)

WIS: 9,200 + (9,200) + (18,400)

CHA: 538 + (538) + (1,076)

LEA: 3,429 + (3,429) + (6,858)

Luck: 35 + (35) + (70)

Overall Strength: 55,000 + (55,000) + (110,000)

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The drug effect separated both Misha and Tama's existence into two ident.i.ties. Still, both Tama and Misha shared one body, so their status menu merged.

Tama's attributes also copied all of Misha's skills that she had, which became the second set of numbers.

As for the third brackets, they were the buff effect from the [Genetic Boosted], which doubled all Misha's attributes until the buff wore off. 

Not realizing what they had done, the intoxicated duo became another anomaly in the game. 

"I feel soooo hot, Tama~."

Regained a bit of her body balance, Misha slowly stood up and stripped. 

*Meeeewww!!* (Pervert banana! At least wear something! Here, put these armor on!)

Tama brought a set of red bikini armor for Misha to wear. It was the fancy clothes that this eggcat had secretly dressed Misha when the latter's soul was away. 

Drunk and confused, Misha put on the bikini armor set and wandered without a specific direction. 

Coincidentally, her instinct led her feet toward the battlefield. 

Furthermore, her intoxicated brain recalled Misha's old memory when she got trapped under an underground facility in one of the Mafdet military outposts. Misha had a daydream that she could use her tongue as a weapon.

Because of the daydreaming fantasy, Misha recalled that she had not used her tongue or spit as a weapon for a long time. 

"Tama, let's find something to nom-nom. We haven't eaten anything worthwhile after the open-beta, right?"

*Nom-Nom Mew!* (EAT!! Let hunt some virgins! I want to suck their juice!)

"You're sick, Tama. Who would want the juice of some virgins?"

*Mew* (Excuse you, but I do! You have no idea how delicious it was, especially a felionian's juice!)

"Eh, what?"

The two messed-up junkies grabbed a smoking pipe with the melted crystal and put it in Misha's mouth. After puffing another breath-worth of fume, Misha's pupils turned into a heart shape. 

"I'm feeling funny. My lower stomach is itching… Oh wait, I'm hungry..."

That was the last thing that Misha and Tama remembered before they went bonkers.

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Back to the present

The newly emerge hydra, Misha and Tama, shocked the players and the kobolds.

The 100 tons weight of Misha and Tama's new body crushed the wall. However, no kobold dared to exploit the opportunity to breach the city.

The new monster was too intimidating that they forgot to breathe.

"Woof! What now?" A knight did not know what to do next after they had lost their general.

"Call our queen! Request for reinforcement!"

*BOOM*

While they were hesitating what they should do, Tama charged into the ranks of the kobolds as if she was a bulldozer. However, this bulldozer transformed into a vacuum cleaner as the sandworm's head opened her mouth, sucking everything into the long mouth-tunnel.

Everyone who had been sucked into that mouth encountered Tama's fangs inside her neck. Inside the long tunnel of death, over a thousand short teeth grew from the soft tissues inside Tama's throat, acting as the first layer of a grinder. The surface of the throat also contained digestive liquid, which slowly melted anything that touched it.

But these unfortunate victims did not get pulled into Tama's stomach right away. The eggcat collected her victim in her long neck and throat first.

Then, a change occurred inside her long neck. While the outward appearance of Tama's long neck and her scales were unchanged, the barbed throat began rotating.

The grinder did not rotate in only one direction, but it moved erratically. Every part of Tama's inner throat and neck twisted in both clockwise and anti-clockwise, and it could rotate more than 720 degrees before it reverted to the opposite direction.

Moreover, the previous short teeth suddenly extended longer, hitting the other fangs from the opposite ceiling.

*KRUK*

*SOEK*

*CRACK*

The bone-cracking and the flesh-tearing sound was so loud that it was audible to the distant players and other kobolds.

As Tama continued chewing her food in glee, Misha, the upper torso on top of Tama's head, could also taste the meat since both bodies shared five senses.

Kobold's raw meat was salty, musty, and sticky, which was not a preferable taste for humans. However, for Misha, she savored them as if she was eating an expensive spicy medium-rare steak.

"It's weird," Misha pondered as her lower body accepted the food.

As if Misha's sense of taste and s.e.x combined. Every time Tama chewed the food in her throat, the pleasure sensation made her body jerked upward in happiness.

It was delicious.

It felt good.

"Aha…"

Misha stuck out her tongue and panted. Her erotic expression could have aroused many men in normal circ.u.mstances, but it terrified everyone at this point.

From other people's point of view, Misha was the mother of all s.a.d.i.s.tic creatures.

"She's bad news" was what all players and kobolds thinking.

"Tama… more~."

*Nom-Nom Mew!* (More food!)

Before Tama could move, she suddenly fell into a daze. For the first time, black slimes invaded her soul s.p.a.ce.

In the past, Tama never fought in her mind s.p.a.ce as Misha and Mia always fought all soul invaders to protect Tama.

Now, Tama and Misha's role was reversed. Misha became a symbiosis parasite, while Tama was the main body. The black slimes also prioritized the soul s.p.a.ce of the main body. Thus, all black slimes invaded Tama's soul.

Misha also noticed the situation. Even though she was intoxicated by the meth, her muscle memory influenced her action, making her activating Psionic Possession on Tama's soul s.p.a.ce to rescue her partner.

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Upon arrival in Tama's mind s.p.a.ce, Misha could see a spherical room instead of a white cubic room. Inside, there was nothing but a red egg, over a hundred black slimes, and Tama's soul core inside Tama's red egg soul.

The situation looked bad for Tama. As a soul s.p.a.ce newbie, the eggcat fought as if she were still a baby queen egg.

Meanwhile, black slimes were natural at this kind of battlefield. The slimes minions crawled closer to Tama and attempted to devour her whole. As for the knights, they cut Tama's tentacles, disabling her fighting capability.

Looking at the hopeless situation, Misha was glad that she came here. Strangely, her thoughts were clearer than when she was in a drunken state.

"Tama! This is your domain! Everything you can imagine is your power!" Warned Misha.

Hearing her partner's voice, the panicking Tama screamed for help.

*MEW!* (HELP!)

"Don't panic! I'll be right there!"

Even though Misha's power was limited in an away game, she mastered the soul combat. She rushed toward the black slimes around Tama's body and pointed her palms toward them.

Then, she clenched them.

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

The slow slimes were destroyed, turning into soul fragments.

Before the knights could react, both Misha's middle fingertips touched her thumbs.

Misha snapped her fingers while she gazed at the knights, locating her targets.

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

The chests of the invading knights shattered into pieces along with their soul core.

Once the knights went down, Tama was free.

"I'll teach you how to fight in the soul s.p.a.ce. Listen carefully."

*MEW!* (What the h.e.l.l is this place!? What are they!?)

"Remember what I told you about mind s.p.a.ce? Soul battle? Ring a bell?"

*Mrrr?* (Oh? Is this the one?)

"Yup! This is the reason why I got that exhausted debuff."

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Misha used the black slimes as practice targets for Tama. It took the eggcat two minutes before she got the hang of soul combat skills.

What happened afterward, none of them could remember.