I stand up to grab my phone beside my morning routine as always.

RING RING RING. My phone rings as I raise my eyebrow to check who it was. I was greeted by the devilish face of Rose.

I cursed my luck before answering the call in my "I've been awake for several hours voice."

"h.e.l.lo...."

"Hey... Are you feeling okay? When you left the convention you were really down... Maybe you wanna talk about it?

"Oh, no thanks... I'm fine... My uncle is here to comfort me." I reply to her.

"WAIT... DADDY IS THERE?" Her voice peaks as I hear her rambling and screaming in excitement.

"Uhh... Why are you so excited also I thought you were concerned for me?" I say in a monotone voice.

And it finally hit me... The reason Rose was excited is that she had a crush on my uncle... OH, THIS IS NOT GONNA END WELL... BETTER KEEP THAT THIRSTY T-REX AWAY FROM HIM.

"DON'T WORRY I AM SUPER CONCERNED FOR YOU! I'm heading over there now."

"Uh, Rose you can't come here okay bye..." I hang up the phone.

She can't come here... I mean like she is probably miles away from here.. SO I need to get ready to ward her off... I-

DING DONG... I hear my doorbell ring.

"I'll get it." I hear my uncle's voice.

OH s.h.i.+T THAT THIRSTY T-REX IS HERE... I jump up rus.h.i.+ng to go downstairs, running and moving away from anyone in my way.

"UNCLE! Wait!" I yell making my uncle stop opening the door.

"Good morning Lisa? Why are you so nervous all of a sudden?" He asks me looking at me confused.

"I-" Before I can speak the voice of a man was heard. "h.e.l.lo! This is your mail."

I sigh in relief... Yes... It's only the mail... I mean it's impossible for her to come here...

My uncle took care of the mail as I started to sit down at the dinner table.

"So how's your sleep dear?" Mom asks me as I smell the pancakes in the air Momma is cooking.

"It's good I guess... I never had any dreams.." I respond to my Mom.

"I'm cooking your favorite Lisa! Pancakes with faces!" Momma waves at me from the kitchen.

"Oh, thanks, Momma." I smile at her.

"Oh h.e.l.lo, Rose! Long time no see..." I hear my uncle say those words made my heart drop...

Eyes widen I stand up to see... NONE OTHER THAN THE T-REX ROSE. Smiling and hugging my uncle.

"Daddy! I miss you so much... It's been so long." Rose smiles winking at me.

DOES THIS GIRL EVEN KNOW THE WORD NO...

"It's been so long as well, Rose... You've really grown.." My uncle pats her head.

"Oh, I guess you've noticed a few things have gotten bigger..." Rose makes a naughty smirk at my uncle.

"Has your grades gotten bigger as well." My uncle responds.

OF COURSE... As much as I remembered it... My uncle was always a beefcake and women would always chase over him but he never really caught on to flirting he is kinda dense...

"Oh... They've been well..." Rose says disappointed...

"By the way have you had breakfast? You can eat here if you want." My uncle offers.

h.e.l.l NO... DON'T INVITE HER HERE...

Rose looks at me and smiles and then responds with "Of course... I really want big and long sausages can you give me that?" Rose winks at my uncle.

"Of course I guess we have sausages..." My uncle responds smiling.

Rose frowns in defeat as my uncle walks away to the dining room.

"WHY DID YOU COME HERE?" I glare at her.

"Haven't you heard of the saying bros before hoes. SO SHARE YOUR HOES TO YOUR BROS."

"HOW IS THAT EVEN RELATED TO MY UNCLE.," I shout at her.

"You're uncle is a tasty piece of meat... d.a.m.n... Share it to me.." Rose would stare at my uncle with her mouth-watering gaze. Making my cringe.

"You are literally... in your 20s while my uncle is in his 30s! Are you okay?" I shake her from her l.u.s.tful trance.

"So what! Age doesn't matter... I prefer older men anyways they are more mature, they are more capable and responsible and they last longer in-"

"DEAR G.o.d DON'T CONTINUE THAT SENTENCE... If I ever imagine my uncle and you doing it I would literally die..." I facepalm.

Rose blushes. "I mean we can..."

"No. Stay away from my uncle you s.e.xually thirsty praying mantis!"

"Come on! What's the harm of me being with your uncle.. It's not like I'm underaged anymore... Remember that time when I flirted with your uncle when I was under-18. I admit that was weird but now I'm 18+ so I can flirt with him now right?" Rose reasons with me smiling and giggling.

"h.e.l.l no... Didn't you say there are hot guys there or something." I tell her in a serious tone.

"I can look for a hot guy but I want a hot man. A man that can take care of me and provide for me you know? I'm not into young boys... Ew.." Rose would make a disgusted face.

"YOU MEAN YOU HATE GUYS YOUR AGE?" I yell at her.

"Ya. They are immature, irresponsible and they can't satisfy me... and look at your uncle he's a beefcake, he's a good cook, he has a caring personality and I wonder how long he's packing if you know what I mean."

Rose winks making me disgusted at her.

"You see... you're uncle is a top tier daddy! Pretty sure women would want to get f.u.c.ked by him." Rose naughtily smirks.

"Kill me now, please...Anyways get out! You aren't welcome here!" I shoo her away and push her towards the door.

"NO.. PLEASE STOP BEING A c.o.c.kBLOCK I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! YOU ARE SO MEAN!" She cries and makes her puppy dog eyes on me.

"No! Get out!" Before I finally push her out Mom comes out of the dining room to the hallway we are in calling me and Rose to come.

"Oh kill me now..." I facepalmed as I walked with Rose to the dining.

"Oh.. Thank you so much! I'm coming now!" "Or maybe you'll be the one coming daddy.." She whispers to herself.

It's early of the day and she's already here to ruin my life... Ugh... How to unfriend this girl...