Lazy Dungeon Master - Chapter 50
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Chapter 50

This and That

Five days after returning to base (dungeon).

I wonder if I should head back to Sia tomorrow or not?

Though going to the human village is pretty troublesome, I said that Id show up once per week. I made that meat skewer promise, too.

Right, lets take the opportunity to do a rank up as well as taking an [Ordinary Cave] investigation commission if theres one there.

Well, I wont have any DP remaining when preparations are complete so itll be plenty if I say, Its turned into something amazing.

I was able to finish the inn. Next is the dungeons interior, but since I came up with an idea while I was sleeping, Ill be starting immediately. Ill be making a room to place this dungeons eye catcher, the [Blade Golem], on the third underground floor.

There will be golems wandering the labyrinth equipped with [Ordinary Clay Swords] and [Ordinary Stone Swords]. Well, even though its an actual blade golem, its real shape? Itll turn into a golem if its used. Its really just a normal blunt weapon.

Incidentally, I was a bit bothered by something and converted a blade golem into DP. If a magic sword was worth 20,000 DP, I should have gotten at least ten percent of that with 2,000 DP.

The result was 10 DP.

When taking into account the iron used for the blade portion and the other materials, I guess there was about 5 DP profit each? Its not a deficit, but now its already at the point of being a side job I dont get it. Guess theres still some other shortcoming to it.

Ah, it looks like monsters summoned from the spawner wont become DP even if they are defeated without leaving the dungeon. Since it looks like their corpses will remain, Im a bit troubled at what to do with the golems materials Iron golems maybe? Its 500 DP per so one spawner is 50,000 DP huh I wont have to be troubled about iron anymore if I make one of them.

Oops, my train of thought wandered a bit.

Well, I set up the magic sword room. To get to the room, one has to get past the first floor, escape the large labyrinth on the first and second underground floors, run up stairs before breaking through to the riddle area on the second upper floor, descend the spiral staircase and break through three floors after that, this method cant be found if one didnt search through the third underground floor. It says the route.

Even so, well be in a pinch if adventurers make it this far. I havent deployed a boss in the boss room on the fourth underground floor, which is currently the lowest floor, yet Ive thought about making an awesome golem and placing it there, but other than looking cool itd be useless.

Well, no one will actually make it to the fourth underground floor for a while. Well avoid that with the eye catcher.

In order to advertise the magic sword, I prepared a room to try out the magic sword on the second underground floor.

Like sample food, or maybe more like a beta test.

Though the magic sword is magnificently stuck in a pedestal in the room, theres a mechanism in the room.

When you pull the magic sword from the pedestal, all of the doorways become blocked.

You have to return the magic sword to the pedestal to leave the room.

In other words, you cant keep the magic sword. If they can figure out another way to take it out of the room, then at that time its fine to give it to them as a reward for showing their wisdom. If the same method is used to take it from the room another time, itll self-destruct.

Furthermore, jamming the entrances open wont work. Using pincushion traps, the passages connected to the room on all sides close up with needles, perfectly sealing the exits.

My condolences to anyone who stays in the openings there when it happens, but since anyone who approaches the magic sword will also get skewered with needles when they try, well, yep, better be good at escaping I guess?

Well, I tried it out with some of the dummy wood golems (non-magic stone genuine golems). It might even be a great place to use as a training area.

Fundamentally, things were still the same as when we had the dungeon battle. Re modelling this time, the riddle room was improved and afterwards was the spiral staircase. On the second underground floor, I added more trial rooms. Well, we should manage for a while with this.

And so, my long day of remodeling finished.

Aaah, I worked so much~

Thanks for your effort, Goshujin-sama.

Meat was giving me another massage.

It wasnt a stepping massage though. Yeah, for some reason I thought itd be better to only do it once in a while since it would be too much paradise for me. A moderate patience is a very important thing to have going through life. If you dont endure the wait, its somewhat harder to be satisfied.

Goshujin-sama, why so modest~. Even though Id be fine with it no matter how ya wanted to use my feet.

I want to, but you know to put it a way that Ichika will understand, if a person who has grown fat and a person who hasnt eats [Cooking Made by a Second-Rate Chef], theyd respond differently. The first: This is bad. Something like this isnt food. The second: Oh, this is great! And he loves it, counting his good fortune. I think Id feel happier as the latter.

Yeah. Even I think it tastes better when ya dont keep eatin the same thing.

Yeah, that feeling of happiness is important. If you cant feel happiness it becomes impossible to satisfy yourself, so therell be nothing but misery from there.

Thats right, I also feel like that. Ah, can I have a [Cheese-flavored Karie Roll] today?

This girl doesnt have any self-restraint Ichika.

We wont be here tomorrow and the day after right? Its fine then. Ill even enjoy the delicious meat skewers.

Thats right butoooh, aah, there, there. Just now was great, do that again.

Yes, Goshujin-sama.

Meats hands stimulated a vital point. Uooofu, I let out a strange sound.

Since Meat was skillfully making use of the gloves golems power assistance, there was no problem even if it wasnt a stepping massage.

To start with, why are my shoulders so stiff well, Ive been working a lot~. Definitely, definitely~.

Kehma, youre going back to that human village again right? Bring me back some kind of souvenir.

We can buy anything the human village has with DP, though. Ah, come to think of it, have you used your 10,000 DP yet, Rokuko?

Hmmm, I havent used it yet I thought about giving gachapon a try, but I could do the 1,000 DP gachapon a few gos, or maybe I could try out the 10,000 DP gachapon once you know~

Did you say [Gachapon]? Whats that charmin sound? Is it somethin hard to learn?

Come to think of it, Ichika told me that she built up a gambling debt in addition to her being a gourmand huh.

A person like that could use up all of our DP in a single day by playing gachapon though