Chapter 427 Im comin home, Goraine Village (1)

Haku said to me, Write down the Demon Kingdom custom and send the report to us.

Well, our study abroad cover-up story was we are going as an exchange student. So, lets do that.

By the way, I completely forgot, but what was the third prize, Rokuko?

Its a magic tool book. a lot of it.

Speaking of which I forgot to buy souvenirs.

I already bought it. I thought we might need it.

Shes a good wife, for sure.

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We safely returned to Gollen village via [White Sands] network.

This is our a secret way to return, Im used to it. Fufufu.

Im back, Gollen Village! Its been a long time!

Yes. It was a meaningful study.

The air of the village after a long time.

I can smell the scent of home.

Ah Im managed to come back alive!

Kehma, why are you standing in deep emotion?

Because Im really deeply moved. I came back alive; I got the right to use [Gods pajamas] and two other Godly beddings. Its a super-top result that goes past the top.

Well, thats right. Youve worked hard.

Moreover, I was able to face Haku-san and come back safely!

I already said it was okay.

Also, Rokukos growth is unexpected. Its about time I admit that she already surpassed me, especially to matters related to Haku.

Its thanks to Rokuko that Ive retuned safely what should I do to thank you.

Oh, are you sure? Then I will have a melon bun with lots of whipped cream, if you dont mind if I eat a lot of that.

Oh, you can eat as much as you want.

Yayy~

..

I guess its better not to say the fact that I feel like Rokuko (body)is a bit. overwhelmed. Yeah. Lets go with that. I just cant say the tsukkomi to her.

I cant afford to ruin Rokukos mood while trying her best to cheer me up.

Rokuko-sama, Rokuko-sama

Whats the matter Ichika?

Can we sleep together tonight?

sure, Im in the mood for cuddling too.

Yeah, finally, we are back to Gollen village.

A lot of meaningful things happened while studying abroad, but it doesnt mean I want to go back there again.

I give me thanks to my subordinate that keeps the dungeon running while we are away for a long time.

Master, do you want to contact Mai?

.. oh, you mean Mai Odore? Yeah, I will ask Niku to do that.

I obtained to right to use [Gods Pillow], and I need to report that we made it back safely.

Its only a matter of negotiation for what we will need to pay for it.

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After resting for a while, I meet with some villagers. They casually asked [Oh, youre back from your honeymoon?] or [I hope you enjoyed your trip!] or [Wheres the souvenir?] no? Did you forget? Then they will say something like [Well, if you were too busy flirting and forgot about it, its cannot be helped.]

Yup.

It almost like they already established the fact that Rokuko and I are a couple, dont tell me Haku information network has leaked the story to this village.

Hey, Kehma! Please tell me if you had already retuned!

Yes, I need to see Misha, the head of the Adventurer guild of the Imperial City, who is on a business trip to Gollen Village.

Sorry Misha. I completely forgot.

Well, Im gonna forgive you because I ate hamburgers and lots of fish every day in the suite.

Misha put her arm around my shoulder. Hahaha this bitch.

So, have you done it with Rokuko-sama?

Hahahaha, this bitchh. She asked me directly. Her eyes are glowing red, a sign that shes using her skill.

I did not.

Nyahaha, Kehma is such a pussy.

Misha, can you repeat that in front of Haku?

Im sorry, forgive me. Oh, did you go to the Human Farm? Its a pretty good recreational facility.

The human farm is an entertainment facility? I wonder if she was talking about a normal farm?

To think of it thats probably a place where you can experience fighting instead of riding a horse, and a petting area is well, thats clearly an out. Yeah, not going to happen.

I havent got a chance to visit it, or rather has Misha ever been to the Demon Kingdom?

Well, because our Adventurers Guild and their Hunters Guild are affiliated, so I did go to them occasionally.

Misha you were you working?

Kehma-san? Im still an excellent guild master who reports directly to the White Goddess you know?

I cant help but feel like Im being fooled.

I dont know if Misha read my thoughts or not, but she hugged my head and clung to me. Just like a male friend, My face touches various areas of her body, but she doesnt care.

indeed, her way of socializing and skinship, are a common sight in the Demon Kingdom. Is she a battle-type, or is she like the Demon Kingdom folks who doesnt care about the details?

Well, congratulation for coming home safely, I handed the assassins who were trying to take advantage of Kehmas absence to Rei-chan.

Oh, thank you Eh?

Then, I suppose I will return to the Imperial City. Ah, now Im not confident that I can sleep comfortably in my bed.

I stop Misha, who was trying to go home after saying something ridiculous.

Hey, wait a second. What this assassin all about?

Huh? You know, that one, the extremists from God of Light religion. It looks like he was trying to get at Rei. Those guys dont recognize other religions; they usually will try to assassinate other religion saints.

I dont know, even if you say it like that. Are you serious? Was Rei being targeted for her life?

Because it was a small fry, so it was not a problem at all, Im sure you can handle it, so its not something that I need to be thanked for, also because its the task that Haku-sama assigned me, to protect this village.

No, you really saved me. Thank you.

Oh, then Kehma-san, Kehma-san, as thank you, I want bedding in the suite! Whatttttt!

Take it Misha. Well, its Mishas request after all. also, It would be nice if you could join us in Beddhism.

I will do it, look Im saying it, Oyasuminyanasai! {Good night in Zirus version?}

Oi. Is it okay for a direct subordinate of the White Goddess to enter Beddhism? I was just joking before also isnt Misha, an executive of the White Goddess Religion? Well, it wouldnt be a problem if no one finds out, I guess?

Dont worry. White Goddess and Beddishm are good friends, and Ill promote them in the Imperial City!

Is it okay to do that? Well, if there is a problem, Haku will stop her

Oh, Ill buy the highest holy symbol from you. is it okay to pay with money? Will you accept DP payment too?

the highest we had are a gold coin, do you want to use another metal?

Then Orichalcum! Even if its has a hole, its an armor.

Isnt it expensive? I dont know much I must pay for one orichalcum bar.

Oh, I can prepare it just kidding.

You can contact me if you have enough DP.

In the end, we settled for Mithril holy symbol. I made it personally for Misha, and she paid me quite generously for that.

Also, I ask for the detail about Rei assassination case.

But its really not a big deal, because if theres an intruder the dungeon function will be triggered, and he cant penetrate your defense anyway. Besides, now with you around they wont even dare to initiate an attack.

Is that so?

There was information about the Beddhism Grand Priest followed by a dragon, and they been trying to chip away his influence while hes gone. I wonder if Kehma herself will be targeted by the assassins in the future?

Eh, I will be targeted by an assassin?

..I guess I should go to the back-end (master room) of the dungeon when I go to sleep.

TL notes : the tittle kinda confusing, I didnt know how to translate this to proper English, its literal translation should be

Im Home, Gollen village = tadaima gorraine mura, I got little creative because for some reason my Spotify decided to play Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree while I was pondering what to do with that line, and thats literally the first lyric of that song. Welp that works I guess?

I totally forgot what tittle Kehma use as Beddhism cult/religion leader, is it Pope, Guru, or something else. someone, please write in the comment if you remember, I will edit the previous chapter too where Wataru tried to strike a deal with Kehma. For the time being, Im using the same Grand Priest as the last chapter.

Oyasuminyasai / Oyasuminasai good night in English, it can be literally translated, but I choose not to, why? Because if you tried to go back to the previous chapter, its actually something that not translated by Kehmas translation function, for some reason the resident of the new world never heard Kehma said Good Night in their language, but instead some spell-like word: Oyasuminasai. And yes, thats not typo, its just Misha way to say that.