Lazy Dungeon Master - Chapter 42
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Chapter 42

Lets Build an Inn

If I assume Goshujin-samas a dungeon boss, it makes sense Not wanting to stand out, the secrets, and yer hidden background.

Honestly, Ichikas train of thought was on the right track.

The dungeon master is the dungeons ruler, in other words you could call them the boss.

Still, dungeon masters dont exist in the [Study of Dungeons]. Instead, there were things called dungeon bosses. They were strong monsters summoned by the core itself to be bossesRokuko was a human-type, but there were other kinds like dragon-types tooit was that kind of thing.

Additionally, you could say I am a monster (?) that Rokuko summoned. You wouldnt be too off saying that Im a dungeon boss now.

Hey, what would you do if Im the demon king?

Id do anythin if you give me delicious stuff to eat! How bout destroy Sia? Ah, thatd be a waste of good food huh, lets make it a conquest.

Theres a woman that would betray the human race for tasty food right here.

No, I want to have good relations with the town there, I dont want them to die.

That so~. But, if ya conquer the world itd be an all-ya-can-eat of tasty food yknow? Itd be great How bout we do it soon?

Correction, rather than betray the human race, she would embark on world conquest proactively.

World domination t-that sounds amazing!

Right~? I want to eat all the things~

Kehma! How about making our dungeons goal world conquest!?

And now the dungeon cores pumped herself up.

No, what would we do after the conquest? For now, we play it safe. Dont think about unreasonable things like that.

So yer reservin strength?

Those that stand out are killed. So, rejected.

I dont know when gods vanguard (the hero) will come.

If theyve gotten one or two cheats from Kami-sama, the hero probably equals death.

Well, how about we take a rest after that run today? Well be remodeling the dungeon tomorrow to be exact, building an inn ah, right. How about some food?

Oooh~. wait a sec, in here? There a kitchen or somethin?

Hmm, something like that my power, let me show you it.

I pretended to gather my strength and quickly took out a [Sweet-roll Assortment (5 DP)].

To this dungeon thats getting 100 DP a day now, this is already just small changeerr, DP!

I showed off the [Sweet-roll Assortment (5 DP)] with a flourish.

Whats this? Bread?

Fufufu, Meat-san. Please eat some.

Yes.

Meat tore off the plastic wrapping from the curry roll.

A spicy fragrance particular to the curry roll drifted through the air, stimulating her appetite.

What the!? My drool isnt stoppin! This bread, the heck mugu!?

Its a [Karie Roll]. Its spicy, but tastes good.

Ichika was gagging a bit violently from Meat shoving the curry roll into her mouth.

Oh, t-this is mmm, mmm haah, t-this smell, dangerous, my minds goin blank!

Here, go ahead and eat more without holding back. This is Goshujin-samas affection you know?

Mmm, nom, nom mmm, aah, sho gewd, this, this is, the besht~

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As for Ichika, since the curry was spicy, or maybe it being delicious despite being spicy, was melting into a smile with teary eyes.

I get the feeling that eating shouldnt be like that.

I was born to come heeere

Thats good. If you follow Goshujin-sama, youll get a lot more than that, you know?

I-I-Ill do anything for Goshujin-sama so, mooore.

Goshujin-sama.

Looks like shes already finished them off.

E-even though I expected it and am happy, I still didnt expect her to be that fast. Lets up the level a bit.

Theres various other things you know? Rolls arent the only thing.

Aah so unfair now that Ive tasted something like that, theres no way I could be satisfied by normal things

It was just a normal roll, a roll!

Ichika, how about my favorite, the [Hamburger]?

Reaaally? Aah, Ill do it somehow ehehe.

As for those still thinking in one way or another, am I the only one?

When I caught a glimpse of Rokuko, she was ignoring us and chewing on a melon roll.

I-I wont give it to you you know!?

Ah, yep.

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Noon the next day.

Hmm? Why didnt I get up in the morning? I comfortably went back to sleep.

Time to fire myself up. Lets make an inn today.

Itll be right next to the cave entrance. I had the manufacturing golems, Tester included, dig holes for its foundations starting last night.

Since Ill be building an inn this time, itll take up a lot of space Ah, even though Ichika was being treated as an intruder on my map, I was able to increase the dungeons range without any problems from in the core room.

I guess it counts as a different floor? I need to look into it.

Alright, so then guess I start with its foundations?

I wont be able sleep peacefully unless its foundations are done right. Since its going to be my bed, Ill get fired up and make it.

I pulled coarse stone out of [Storage].

Stone, change your shape, become my servant and obey me, [Create Golem].

While pouring magical power into the stone, I recited the incantation I had done many times for the dungeon battle.

Even though I could have done it without the incantation and just use the keyword, properly using the incantation makes the magical power consumption a tiny bit better.

[Create Golem] is amazing, all kinds of materials can be processed into shape. It can be used for human-type things or even boards, whatever you want. Its shape can be morphed like clay by pouring magical power into the raw materials, able to be handled without directly using your hands. You could even knead several copper coins into a copper ingot I wouldnt do it since its cheaper to just buy the ingot though.

Though it more or less turns in to a golem, it just stays as a normal object if you dont order it to do anything.

This time, I kneaded the stone into a single huge slab, covering the surface of the ground and filling the holes.

I dont really know how to do actual construction that well, but this is a replacement for concrete for now. Piercing it with iron golems to turn it into a replacement for reinforced concrete, I made the foundation making sure to not mess up the mix.

Since Ill also need to make a bath, Ill need drainage pipes too well, itll be fine if I force a golem through a hole afterwards. Itd also be fine to just make a new area for bathing. Ill make it for now so nothing breaks though.

I had a normal clay golem help out after that, laying out board-type wood golems and affixing them. I built the hotel as though I were assembling a block Since I bonded the materials using [Create Golem], I didnt need nails. It was completely bonded together, so it was very sturdy.

I nailed in some nail-type golems to make it look like there were nails from the outside.

When the walls progressed somewhat after working for a while, Ichika and Meat came out from the cave. Looks like she taught her where the traps were.

Oh, whatre ya doin Goshujin-samwait, seriously the heck are ya doin!?

Eh? Im just building an inn.

No no no, thats ridiculous, too ridiculous. Even just gettin golems to help you, they werent here when we came yesterday a dungeon master huh? They can even do things like this?

No, dungeon masters have a construction function theres a [House (200,000 DP~)] in the DP catalog. It looks like theres an inn too, but we dont meet its requirements for now.

Ah, I briefly explained what a dungeon master was to Ichika for now.

Though I say that, Id just said [I can do various things by using my dungeons DP]. For more detail. well, I was going to speak more while we ate, but she was like that yesterday. I could only speak a bit after she settled down, and I was tired from the exercise too.

Oh right, Meat. It looks like were running out of wood, so please go and cut down some trees and bring them back.

Understood.

Wai, Goshujin-sama, what about a tool to cut the trees? How bout an axe or a saw?

I silently pointed behind Ichika.

When she turned around, Meat was holding a golem blade horizontally next to a tree that was thirty centimeters in diameter.

When she slowly pressed the blade against it, it let out a loud chainsaw-like sound, cutting through the tree.

Once, twice, three times. After the third time of cutting the tree from its opposite side, it fell.

The fallen tree was simply collected by a golem.

Woah, what the Ive never heard of magic swords bein used to cut down trees.

Convenient right?

No, even though thats right, t-thats bad. Dont ya know magic swords can break too?

Yeah, its actually happened a few times now. Its fine already now though since she figured out how to do it.

Seriously!? Nooo, wasteful!

That being said, the blade golems were just self-proclaimed magic swords, and werent actually magic swords.

They just had a vibration function with increased sharpness, it couldnt be compared to the actual magic sword (spear) that Chloe used in the dungeon battle. Real magic swords could use magic by way of keywords.

It was very cheap since it just cost its materials, so I could just make more if and when it breaks. Its materials didnt disappear. I could fix a broken blade in ten seconds if it broke.

How should I put it how many magic swords has Meat-senpai used?

Ah, with the two completed versions Meat and I have I guess ten if you include the inferior versions?

That many!? C-could I have one too?

Right, come to think of it, I havent made a weapon for Ichika huh.