Lazy Dungeon Master - Chapter 329
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Chapter 329

Rabbit Dungeon 1

Which is why itll be a shop that sells therapy through making the cuteness of rabbits its gimmick. Were going to make a rabbit caf.

Cuteness! Im confident in that, nkyuu! I spend a lot of time on grooming!

Orange took a pose as if to show off like a kitten.

We just ignored him and continued.

Will it be sellin food?

Thatd be a bit tough for rabbits to do it doesnt have to be a caf. It can just sell time with some adorable rabbits. Thatll be enough to get DP. Its a win-win. It might be easier to understand if I call it a [Petting Zoo] what do you think?

Mmm, big shotsd all have pets of their own so I think theyd get the point, but adventurersd be a bit I mean, isnt the first thing ya think of after ya see a rabbit its meat?

Yeah, same with me. Let alone Misha, even Meat and Ichika kept looking at the rabbits hungrily. Since we first came here, even.

Still though, I think itll work.

Hoh. Whys that?

Just look at them.

I pointed ahead of me. Rokuko and Meat were playing with the horned rabbits.

Young girls surrounded by fluffiness. Cute multiplied by adorable. The strongest combination.

Meat, whod only been looking at them as food. Rokuko, the goblin fetishist. Both were enjoying themselves and playing with the rabbits.

Ooh Now Im thinkin itll work after seein Meat-senpai like that.

Right? But first we have to make people see rabbits as cute animals, not food. For that, we needed Strawberry-chan.

Nkyu!? Me?

Suddenly hearing her name brought up, Strawberry the wererabbit perked up.

I see, so yer sayin Strawberrys gonna be a clerk?

Eventually. Itd be fine if she just lives normally, but first well be having her register as an adventurer. After that, shell come with a team of adventurers to survey the newly-made rabbit dungeon and guide them in the ways of loving on rabbits.

I see, so yall be tempin them!

In Japanese, youd call them shills1.

But how would ya get a commission put up for such a new dungeonoh, yeah. Thats where yad have Misha come in.

Yep, exactly. Well be preparing for adventurers up to C-Rank till then. Which is why I needed to get Misha to promise her cooperation.

Its really convenient to have big shots helping out at times like this.

A-Am I really enough, f-for something so important?

Maybe I should go with you? Actually, maybe itd be good for there to only be one or two outsiders? Then we could set up a kind of [Lets go to practice]kind of feeling. That way, we can choose suitable adventurers. Ichika, Rokuko, please prepare some suitable equipment for her.

Leave it to me.

Yep, Ichikas definitely useful. It feels like shes the person with the most common sense at our dungeon.

I mean, we can just throw mine and Rokukos common sense out the window and Meats isnt much better, let alone Rei and the others since theyre all thinking about things from the dungeons point of view.

Youve gotten reliable, Ichika.

But for someone who fell into debt and was turned into a slave because they gambled too much to be the person with the most common sense among us

Yeah, lets stop there. Ill lose if I think too deeply on that.

Well, thats how it is. Lets start prepping the dungeon, Orange.

Oh, got it! Nkyuu, what should we do first?

Right

With that, we started making a new dungeon.

That said, what we were making was small so it went pretty quickly.

*

I had Misha put out a dungeon investigation commission.

[New dungeon investigation. Looking for 2 people. C-Rank and up. Reward: 50 Copper. Notes: Discoverer accompaniment]

With Strawberry the wererabbit as the discoverer and me taking up one of the slots, the commission was actually just asking for one person. Strawberry was a D-Rank adventurer.

I thought it was pretty stingy for a days work, but according to Misha, it was a pretty good amount thatd draw people in [nya~].

And so the person to apply to this commission that was actually just asking for one person was afor some reasonB-Rank adventurer by the name of Tokoi.

It wasnt the first time wed met. It was an adventurer I recall meeting in the capital by chance. The guy who liked children despite his face being so severe.

It seemed like his reason for going to the dungeon was to, and I quote, [See if its safe for them youngsters so they dont hurt themselves].

Nice to meet you. Im Tokoi.

P-pleased to meet kyuu M-My name is Strawberry.

Nice to meet you. Im Kehko.

In order to hide my identity, I went with using [Super Transformation] to look like a so-so woman.

I couldnt transform into something that didnt exist, but I managed to transform after thinking about transforming into someone I saw in Japan. Moreover, with brown-dyed hair.

Since no one would recognize her, it was the perfect disguise.

Itd be bad if I transformed into someone without asking and I wanted to be able to do away with any chances of coming across who I turned into. This way, Ill just turn into another person if anyone starts having a problem with me.

Furthermore, Misha had also went through the preparations of making my persona be C-Rank. I can just throw this persona away when Im done with this. Hyaha!

Is this your first time surveying a new dungeon?

Sort of. You?

Ive done it a few times. Still though, dungeons can be entirely different from what you first think of them to be. Dont let down your guard just because you think youre safe, you dont know what kind of danger might wait around the next corner.

Although he said that awfully gently, his scary face made it sound more like, [Oi, dont trip up, ya rookie!]

Strawberry really was trembling, though. She knew that there was no danger, shes just a great actor wait, shes just afraid of Tokois face? Yeah~

Having such a nonchalant chat while riding our wagon, we made our way to [Rabbit Rest Area] (currently-self-proclaimed).

1. Well, English because its translated!