Lazy Dungeon Master - Chapter 325
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Chapter 325

The Dungeon Battle Meeting

Alright, now that wed decided where to stay, time for the Dungeon Battle meeting.

It was a secret, so we were summoned over to the capitals central adventurer guild.

We were using me being given a nominated commission after having become a B-Rank as the reason, so it wasnt unnatural at all for me to go there.

I had a duty to keep commissions confidential, so thatd also be a reason to not tell anyone about it.

In other words, using me accepting the commission to disguise the Dungeon Battle preparation was optimal. Everyone in my party, [The Dancing Dolls Pavilion Group (Temp Name)], entered the adventurer guilds doors. We headed straight into the meeting room.

Yo, Kehma-san! Its been a while!

And since I was summoned by the adventurer guild, that effectively meant Misha had summoned me.

Yo, Misha. No sleep today for you?

I just woke up, tahahahanya~

And thats how it should be, Misha.

I gave Misha a high five and shook her hand. She and I greeted each other like we were best friends. Kindred spirits~

Wheres Haku-san?

Oh, pretty sure shes gonna be a bit~. The clients already here though, so wanna start nyow?

By the client, you mean the rabbit-type core?

Yeah, what about it?

Did they use humanization?

They cant

So what youre saying is that theyre a rabbit?

So tasty looking nya

No, you cant eat my client can it talk?

Oh, dont worry. Its a talking rabbit, after all~

A talking rabbit, huh. Oh, but Ive already talked with a snake, frog, and a slug, so I guess I shouldnt sweat the details?

Still though, I cant help but wonder how the rabbit was able to ask Haku-san for help.

Alright, guess Ill go get your client~

Saying that, Misha left the room for a moment before returning. She was carrying an orange rabbit inside a birdcage It was an ordinary-sized rabbit, yep.

As soon as the rabbit saw Rokuko, he oh-so-cutely raised his front leg to greet her.

Nkyuu! If it isnt you No. 695, Rokuko! Its been nkuuite a while~

It has, No. 629. Whyd you come in that?

Nkyuu. Becaaause this pink cat beastkin kept coming and looking like she was gonna eat me but doesnt when Im in this nkyuu oooh, the blood lust

When I glanced over to Misha, she was drooling.

I took the time to check out Meat and she was staring at the rabbit like she was going to hunt it.

As for Ichika, well you can imagine. He was already cooked in her eyes.

Come on you guys, thats our client dont try to eat him.

Im ashamed nya, but its instincts! I cant suppress my appetite!

This is the only time Ill share an opinion with her

I-I have to deny myself? But its so rare I bet itd taste outa this world!

Is this even going to be possible? Well have to frustrate the Demon King faction before eat him out of deliciousness.

Kyuaaah save me, Rokukooo! I dont wanna get eaten!

Alright, everyone. Come back to your senses.

Rokuko clapped her hands and everyone stopped.

Phewww. Kyuu saved me, Rokuko. I thought my heart was gonna stop there nkyu.

Come to think of it, I heard rabbits could die out of loneliness. That was true?

Dying huh~, dunno about that nkyuu So, kyuu are Rokukos master?

The rabbit did a thing with his mouth inside the cage and turned toward me.

No. 629, right? Im Kehma. Nice to meet you.

Yeah, I heard kyuu would be coming to help from Haku sama. Im lookin forward to it!

Looks like Core No. 629 still wasnt used to adding -sama to Haku-sans name.

Well, I guess thats to be expected since he just fell under her umbrella. Unwillingly, at that.

By the way, its hard to say 629 all the time, can I call you something else?

Nkyuu? I dont mind. Give me a cool name!

With that, I glanced over to Ichika.

Ichika, got any good ideas?

Hm? Ya want me to decide? Right then how bout Orange?

This worlds oranges were also the color orange. His orange fur definitely made you think of them.

Giving a rabbit a food-based name feels a bit like thinking of him as emergency rations, but eh, guess itll be fine?

So thats why thats what well call you, you good with that?

Nkyuu. Good with me, so kyuu can call me Orange.

Nn? Whats wrong?

No, its nothing.

It looks like Ichika didnt become his master.

Now that I think about it, Orange, do you have a master?

Nkyuu? Nope.

And he doesnt have one yet I decided to give it a shot in the small chance it worked out, but I guess theres some other requirement I dont know about? Guess its not just all about the name.

Well, its not like this is really the time to talk and find out though.

Alright, guess its time we start talking about the Dungeon Battle. Orange, what sort of place is your dungeon at?

Ooh, yeah. My dungeons in a meadow.

Hoh, a meadow. Is there anything else?

Theres rabbits and nothin else really~

So we have a rabbit-type Dungeon Core in a meadow with nothing but rabbits uh-huh. No, no, I wont have the full picture until I ask for more details.

Where is your Dungeon Core?

Fu fu fu! Its a secret, but its in a spot underground kyuu, I dug up a hole to hide it from hawks wanting to attack it!

What sort of non-rabbit monsters can you summon? Any traps?

I decided to just exchange information about simple stuff like that until Haku-san arrives.

So you only have rabbits?

Nkyuu, Im going with the strategy of surrounding people that trip and ganging up on them! Even if a single strikes weak, we can beat em up till they die! With that, we can win!

I understand what youre saying, but you cant rely on that for Dungeon Battles.

I think I understand why Haku-san was saying [Frustrate Them] and not [Win].

At any rate, Oranges [Rabbit Paradise] was a simple dungeon with an above-ground meadow and a single underground floorsimple enough to bring [Ordinary Cave] to mind.