Chatting with Wataru

A week after Knight Commander Sally headed back, Wataru came.

Heya, Kehma-san! Hows Shikina-chan doing nowadays? She holding up?

Shes gotten into a bit of a huge problem right now actually.

Eh, is she alright?

Sally-san said shell be fine so probably.

Sally-san? Ah, that Demon Instructor-sama. If Sally-san said that, itll be fine.

Judging by how his eyes zoned out there for a sec, I guess Sally-san taught Wataru back in the imperial capital.

I told him about Shikinas sex being thrown for a spin after she absorbed [Futanaru]. I already told Sally-san about it, so theres not really any reason for me to hide it.

I showed Wataru to the parlor, we sat facing each other on opposing sofas.

Wait, Sally-san came here? I have to greet her

Unfortunately, she left last week. By the way, shes traveling with her boyfriend.

Eh, did Sally-san have a boyfriend? An armored boyfriend I cant picture him rather, I havent even seen Sally-sans face. What kind of armor did this boyfriend have?

What, are you saying Sally-sans a living armor? Ill tell on you.

Hahaha, it was a joke. Please dont

According to him, shed always been in her full plate fully done, even with her face guard down, while training.

Wataru knowing that Sally-san is a living armor is probably not a thing, but he mightve started suspecting already.

Well, Haku-san should be able to sort that out one way or another.

By the way, Sally-san herself is a beautiful blonde1. Her boyfriend wasnt wearing armor, he was a androgynous, I-love-older-women type of guy.

Heeeh a beauty, huh. She definitely did have a nice voice, I guess.

You should see him next time, though make sure you dont fall for him yeah?

Hahaha, no way. Oh yeah, what was Sally-sans casual wear like?

Armor.

Even her casual wear

Wataru looked up to the ceiling.

Even I think that its to the point that calling her a living armor as a nickname wouldnt be off.

Oh, heres this months payment. It has Shikina-chans monthly fees too.

Thanks.

I took the gold coin-filled bag from Wataru.

Its a bit late, but this would be like handing over a suitcase of money in Japan For it to be handed to me so readily

Getting lost in that feeling and feeling like Id wound up as a big shot as I counted the coins, the door to the parlor was knocked on.

Then, a certain blonde, disappointing elf jumped in.

Masteeeeeer! And Wataru-sensei! Its been so long!

Hmm? Err, who are you, again?

Shes Shikina-chan, obviously? Kehma-san, why are you tilting your head?

Fufufu its fine, Wataru-sensei. Ive been locked up in my room for a while now, after all. If I recall correctly, I believe there is a saying in your birthplace, Wataru-sensei, that says [Boys grow fast in just three days time, so pay attention2] In other words, as I havent been seen in the last several days, I am basically a new Shikina from Masters point of view! Therefore! Its natural for him to not know who I am!

Shikina threw her chest out in pride. She reminds me a bit of what Rokuko used to be like

Looks like shes gotten back to her old self.

I was wanting her to feel better, but this is a bit

For the time being, I put the hundred and five gold coins I counted out into a different dimension using [Safe].

Not needing a real safe because of magic is really convenient, seriously. [Storage] is a low level skill, but with [Safe], Im even able to do stuff like get small change for some reason. Its a really allowing magic. I was told about its currency exchange just the other day.

Furthermore, there wasnt even much of a reason for me to count the money since youll know exactly how much money you put into the [Safe] the moment you do it. However, since youll only know what your balance is, even if you say something like [You were five coins short], someone could just answer back to you with [You must have miscounted then?].

Its important to count them properly before putting them into the [Safe] to prevent accidents.

Well, jokes aside, its been a few days huh, Shikina. Could it be that that is gone?

It hasnt disappeared, but I learned how to use my penis thanks to the diapers I got from you and Setsuna-donos help! Its pretty convenient now that Ive gotten used to it!

Dont say penis like that, it sounds vulgar hey, is she really a noble lady?

The Kukkoro family is a considerably distinguished family, but. well, maybe this is just another result of Kehma-sans education?

Dont blame that on me. The vulgarity of her words and her straightforwardness was there from the start.

Oh. Wataru-sensei. Id like you to ask father if he could prepare a drug called [Futanaru].

Hmm? Oh, I heard about it from Kehma-san, but you cracked the Sia lords daughters drug, right. Sure, Ill pass it on.

Sorry for troubling you. Master said he would shoulder the debt, but there is nothing better than replacing the original thing with another if at all possibleoh, also ask him to take care of the legalities as well?

Got it. Now that I think about it, theres been a lot of those chaotic-type magic drugs appearing in the imperial capitals market recently, so getting one should be possible.

Heeeh, I wonder why~

A certain girl popping into my head, I looked away from the two as they chatted.

I wonder if Nayuta knows how to make [Futanaru]? She is her grandkid, and shes an alchemist.