It has to do With Beddhism

First off, cut it out with shouting out penis, its vulgar.

Sir! Understood umm, then, wh-what should we do, Master?

She gazed fixedly at me.

I have no idea, seriously.

When I looked away from her to escape her gaze, I saw the freshly-constructed church.

Maidence caught my line of sight and looked toward the church. she then looked back at me and spoke.

Khema-sama. Is there anything concerning what to do at times like this in Beddhism?

I see, religion should have doctrine concerning stuff like this, huh.

What would be done according to White Goddess Faith?

In the event of a problem, the best action to take is to refer to your leader.

What a very adventurer-god-like answer.

So, in this case, Id be the leader yep, I am the village chief.

Lets see, right In times like this, Beddhism says to sort out the problem and let time take care of it. Urgent matters have to be dealt with quickly. Another point is that its very flexible As for whos at fault, thats an inconsequential matter for this. If forced, it would say that this was just an unfortunate accident.

I patted Maidence and Shikinas heads.

But then I wouldnt feel good about it

In that case, you could offer reparations. Or perhaps you could prepare a replacement?

Ooh, thats right! I could repay it! But I cant pay it all back at once, so I will lend the Kukkoro familys heirloom, the [Godly Mattress], as collateral to Maidence-dono.

I am grateful that you would make amends, but you do not need to deposit any collateral. I trust Kehma-sama, and would never dream of disgracing his pupil by demanding that.

Muu, really? Well, I promise to make amends, even if I have to rely on my family to do so.

Huh? Hold up. Whats this about [Godly Mattress]? Can we rewind?

Shikina. What did you just say about collateral? What was the item?

The Kukkoro Familys heirloom, the [Godly Mattress].

I think Im mishearing you. I couldve sworn you said [Godly Mattress].

I did say that though?

Seriously? I didnt mishear?

I wound up suddenly getting information on a piece of the godly beddings.

How should I put this is someone playing a joke on me? To be more specific, whos behind this? Haku-san? Leona?

Lets see, so now I know about the [Godly Pillow] in Sia and the [Godly Mattress] being in the Kukkoro familys possession And Leona has the [Godly Comforter]. Rokuko has a duplicate of it and Leonas currently gone to who knows where, so I can ignore her.

Hmm Shikina. Err, do you have the [Godly Mattress] here with you now?

I do. I was appointed its warden by my father, so I bring it with me everywhe ah, thats a secret! Please pretend that you heard nothing.

Shikina easily let go important information.

Shes not doing it on purpose at least. No, maybe she is? But I mean, its Shikina, so maybe its just something natural?

Ive got nothing to lose, so maybe Ill try seeing if I could borrow it.

Alright. I will give you money to pay your reparations with. Mai-sama, how much?

Umm, Ill check with father.

Please do. So, Shikina. You must entrust collateral with me to be precise, the [Godly Mattress]. Lend it.

Umm, did I mishear?

No. Lend it.

Muu. Master, what do you intend to do with the [Godly Mattress]?

Well.

I pointed at the church with my thumb.

I want to decorate Beddhisms altar with it to attract people. Also, I want to try sleeping with the [Godly Mattress].

Its refreshing to hear you say it so directly! In that case, Master, alright. I will lend it to you!

Are you sure?

Hearing her say alright so easily, I accidentally asked back out of reflex.

Its alright. However, you absolutely must not lose it. It is an heirloom after all.

It will be thoroughly protected.

Then I will hand it to you later.

I know that I was the one to give it a shot, but it felt way too simple.

Is this a trap? It wouldnt be out of place for this to be a trap. Definitely not. Ill be careful ah, I should get a church manager before that, huh? With 1,000 DP.

Alright, then Ill be heading back.

W-w-wa-wait, Master! The problems still not fixed!

Even though I started to think about a manager for the church and went to return to my room, Shikina restrained me.

What, the medicine will be reimbursed right? What else is there?

Uh, what about m-my p-penis? Master, I want you to teach me how to use it

I will provide you with diapers later. That way youll be able to pee yourself as much as you need until you can figure it out yourself.

Diapers!? M-Master, really, diapers would be very shameful for me! Ah, but if Master likes that kind of thing, I wont hold back.

Whys she blushing like that now? I seriously dont have that fetish.

Oh well, talk to Setsuna about the thing between your legs then. Dont ask me.

Eh? Why Setsuna-dono?

Well

Because shes a futanariis what Id started to answer with, but then I remembered that me knowing what was up with Setsunas sex didnt make any sense.

Setsuna is generally considered a female. Me knowing about what Setsuna actually is is due to me stealthily using [Super Transformation] and hearing about it as [Euma].

I mean, well, it has to do with Beddhism. Yeah, it has to do with Beddhism.

Really?

Yeah. It came to me in a dream last night. It said relying on Setsuna was alright, so it definitely had to be a prophetic dream. Also, her younger sister Nayuta is an alchemist, so maybe she might know something about the drug.

A prophetic dream!? Ill ask her then!

Saying that, Shikina ran to the inn.

Phew, I tricked her.

Kehma-sama, umm I am extremely sorry for this, but I will prepare another as soon as possible so that the engagement can continue as planned.

No, rather, I dont remember ever saying anything about requiring a drug for an engagement?

Yes, I understand that.

And the promise was only for a month, did you still need to borrow a fiances name? Id require an extension charge, you know?

Hmm. In that case, Kehma-sama, how about we, the Sia family, lend you the [Godly Pillow] for a time as payment?

Eh, are you sure?is what I almost asked.

This conversation took waaaay too good of a turn.

Whats going on? Did something happen?

Or maybe no way, is this a Beddhism Miracle!?