I Built It! I Built the Church!

And so I built the church. Overnight.

Through the aid of the mysterious construction mage, Narikin, Ive completed the perfect church.

The chapel is prepared to seat sixty people at any given time. Sooner or later, all seats will be filled with people praying, drool dripping from their sleeping lips.

The stained glass meant to fill the room with warm sunlight depicts a white bed. This was also a masterpiece.

I cant draw human faces, but I managed to do it. Yep, it vaguely, maybe, possibly, kind of doesnt look like a bed, but Im sure people will understand that its a bed. No matter how you look at it, its a bed, right? Right.

By the way, I built it between the tunnel and the inn. Its even reasonably close to the residential area.

With it being here, itll definitely draw in both villagers and general merchants to worship.

Alright.

Hey Kehma, you already built the church? Did you stay up all night doing this?

Ooooh, Rokuko, I told you to call me Narikin1 when I have this mask on well whatever. Check it out, its a Beddhism Gathering. Isnt it great? Hahaha.

Okay, okay, Ill give you a lap pillow, so how about you take a rest?

Eh? What are youoi why are you taking those off? Ah, lap pillows? I need to add that to the sutras. Alrighty then Rokuko, please.

With that, I took off the mask and placed my full-nights-sleep-lacking head down on Rokukos lap pillow.

When I woke up in the private room area Id built in the church, I felt a bit regretful.

Rather, why is Rokuko petting my head going there, there still giving me a lap pillow? Haku-sans going to murder me.

Kehma, are you better now? I thought you were going crazy when you said you were going to make a church, but are you perhaps lacking sleep?

No, I dont think so? Maybe?

In that case, me having you go to sleep was a really great thing then. Fufufu, Nice Assist, me!

No no, even if I was lacking sleep, that shouldnt be too big of a deal right?

Either way, I sat up. I was a bit sad to leave Rokukos lap pillow, though

Well, uhh, thanks, Rokuko. Im good now.

Youre welcome. So, whatre you going to do? Sally came to say hello to me too yesterday.

Right Sally-sans insisting this is a personal trip for her, so well just leave her alone and keep things how they are, together with Shikina. As for Maidence yep, lets keep things how they are there too. So with that, how bout we go propagate Beddhism?

Well, there isnt anything that seems urgent, is there?

Yep, theres a lot of troublesome stuff, but its fine to just leave it all as is. I want to sleep.

So, any ideas on how we can propagate it? For example, people who follow Beddhism get free tolls for the tunnel.

That would expose that Beddhism and the tunnel dungeon are connected with each other if you did that. Do you need more sleep?

Rokuko clapped her hand against her leg Yep, good argument.

Rather, Rokuko, youve really gotten smarter recently, huh. Arent you going to be as good as a sage if you keep improving like that?

And youve gotten to the point of being able to know exactly what I want clever.

Then how about we let believers get a free pudding for staying at the inn as a service?

That sounds like it would work, but I think that would cause a rush. By the way, is there any sort of ceremony to convert?

Ooh nope, thatd just be a hassle. Lets just go with having them say I am Beddhist and settle it with that. Lets sell holy-marked drilled coins to applicants.

How lighthearted.

I did say it was troublesome Id rather just go sleep.

By the way, the drilled coins would be one copper for a copper one. Five copper for an iron one. A silver coin for a silver one, and a gold coin for a gold one. Theyll be amulets that protect your sleep.

Also, strings and chains sold separately. Other than making it into a necklace, it could be turned into a key ring or strap or something.

This coins plain though, isnt it?

I couldnt think of a good design Right, lets have it soo that believers just need to draw what they see in their dreams on it.

Would that be alright?

Its a very rule-like rule. Either way, its fine. If you have any requests right now, Ill take them.

I cant say its to the point of being a request, but there is one thing.

Oh, what?

This church, whos going to manage it? Kehma, wont you just sleep and ignore it?

Crap!! I completely forgot about that. Even if I made the building, its no good without someone to look after it! Precept-san, sister, brother, anyone like that!

Haah, judging by that look on your face, you didnt think about that at all, did you? Well, it wont be a problem if you summon some monster to do it.

R-Right. I can just summon a monster that can act human, right.

But Kehma, isnt that a waste of money?

Yeah, its a waste.

Kehma, how long have you said I cant use DP freely since youre the dungeon master? And whos been squandering so much DP recently?

Ugu, its true that the only DP Ive been giving to Rokuko is at the level of being pocket money. But then again Rokukos been getting tips from Haku-san, and its not like Ive been using that much DP, but

Which is why you should try solving this using as little DP as possible. You can use up to 1000 DP. If you can, right Ill lend the Godly Comforter to the church as its object of worship.

Are you sure?

You can think of it as prestige yeah? Its fine to use it like that during the day.

Alright, Im on board.

Well then, from here on the DP you can use is limited. You lose if you use more than 1000 DP until you figure it out. And if you go over thathmm, right, you have to do any one thing I say, alright?

Alright, as long as its not too unreasonable.

Fufufu, Im looking forward to it.

Rokuko smiled.

No wishing for more wishes or anything.

I could have done that? Wow, Kehma really is a genius, huh.

I get the feeling thats a natural desire, but alright.

I opened the menu and messed with the DP display I separated it from whats used to manage the dungeon aaaand there we go, 1000 DP. Menu-san has some seriously convenient features, really.

Im ready.

Let me see yep, perfect. Do your best, Kehma. Its fine if you dont though, you know?

What, theres no way I wouldnt.

Fufufu, I have to do it to borrow the Godly Comforter. For the sake of Beddhism!

With that, just as I renewed my vigor, there was a knock at the door.

Goshujin-sama, are ya up!? Theres a problem!

Huh, Ichika? Whats wrong?

She looked like shed rushed here. Having come into the room, Ichika was slightly out of breath.

Shikina smashed that magic drug Sias Ojou-sama brought, its turned into a dispute! Do somethin!

Woaaah.