The Disappointing Elf and a Lie Detector

Several days later, I decided to educate Shikina.

To be specific about what I taught her, there were the things youd learn in elementary school like arithmetic and complex words, lessons about morals for when my brains exhausted, and how to impersonate sensible speech and conduct.

Me teaching her mainly about feeling shy and not using vulgar words was very different subject matter from Japanese morals, but thanks to that, Shikinas even felt like shes come to be a proper person recently.

As an aside, Meat was there for the morals lessons as well.

Its just that her having to take those classes alone wouldve been too pitiful, its not like Im trying to say that Meat didnt know how to be embarrassed or anything. Shes usually my body pillow though. Rei and Nerune were present for the arithmetic and language lessons!

Well, it happened on a certain day a while later.

Kehma. Havent you only been thinking about Shikina lately?

Now that you say it like that huh. I have.

So you prefer upfront lewdness like that elf after all?

No way.

No way. At least, I shouldnt?

Its true that Ive been thinking about Shikina so much recently that it feels like I havent been sleeping as much.

No, its not just a feeling. My daily sleeping hours has definitely reduced between one and two hours.

Im going to die from lack of sleep if I dont do something.

But you sleep eight hours a day as well as take naps? Honestly, isnt waking up early like youve been recently actually healthier?

Getting up earlier? Hold up. I, I, have been waking up early?

Yeah, to look after that elf.

I was aghast.

For me, someone who would take going back to sleep over having three meals in a day to wake up early? Theres something wrong happening here.

Is it something Shikina did? No, it has to be her.

Did her blunt eroticism stimulate my desire, upsetting the balance between my three major desires and damage my sleep!?

Shikina is causing it?

Shouldnt you ask her if you want to know?

I have to ask her straight up about it

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Im coming!

Yeah.

And it somehow turned into us having a duel.

If it was before, she would have been like [I will answer any of Masters questions! You want to know my three sizes? Measure them for me please, for I dont know them!] or something, but now she negotiated it into [I will answer you if you can defeat me in a duel!].

They grow up so quick. Its still annoying, though.

So because of that, Shikina and I are alone in the inns backyard.

Meat and Setsuna wanted to spectate, but I refused them. The reason I gave was that I didnt want to expose my skills, but thats just part of the truth.

My movements are only done through the clothes golem, after all. Itd just be annoying if my movements always being the exact same were exposed. Setting aside Meat, I definitely dont want Setsuna to see.

By the way, Shikinas wearing clothes that are easy to move in, a gym uniform and bloomers she got from Setsuna.

A blonde elf in bloomers how should I put it? Its like we reached a level of cosplay thats never been done before.

Ah, one second.

What is it?

If you win the duel, Ill cancel tomorrows lessons. Think of it as a holiday.

What!? A holiday!?

But if I win, Ill give you a bean paste roll as a freebie.

A bean paste roll!! W-why isnt that if I win!?

So that itll be easier for me to win, duh.

By the way, among all of the set meals and sweet rolls, the bean paste roll is Shikinas favorite.

And Ill have you answer the question I asked.

Umumu, then if I win, Ill be Master Kehmas body pillow!

Refused. If you win, you only get the day off.

How bold as expected of Master! Ah, but theres no one here, are you intending to say this never happened?

Dont worry, I keep my promises.

Shikina held up her wooden sword. Seeing that, I held mine up and left the rest to the clothes golem and its support.

Like that, I instantly defeated Shikina with Mishas movements. An A-Rank adventurer grapplers movements.

My sword? It was just for show. I tossed it after the first hit. Mishas mimicked style is stronger.

Stupid, did you think that I would use a sword since I was holding one!? Naive!

I-I lost

However, its only mimicking the way Misha moved, so even the feints are fixed. If I ever have a second duel with Setsuna, Im sure that Ill be defeated quickly enough. I should still be able to fight a few more times if theyre all instakills like this one though.

I can basically only wreck someone that thoroughly on the first time they see the move.

Ill give you the bean paste roll along with the holiday tomorrow. Isnt that great~?

Uuu, you doing that for me even though I lost makes me so happy!

When I patted Shikinas head, she smiled in delight.

She really has quit with most of her horrid behavior recently.

So Master, what is it that you wanted to ask? My three sizes? Then from the top, eighty-

As soon as I let my guard down! No. And you actually know your own sizes?