Lazy Dungeon Master - Chapter 267
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Chapter 267

Yeah, Lets Go to the Dungeon

Right, so why dont you dual wield swords?

Two, swords!? I would be twice as strong!

Simple girl, two-sword style isnt so simple. Theres various matters to it, like physical strength.

But just to have her try it, I lent her the golem blade that was my reserve weapon.

However, it didnt work out well when she tried swinging it.

Hmm, Im still not used to it. Fighting with just one sword is ingrained in me ah.

During one of her swings, the golem blade broke in half. It was practically new, but it just suddenly happened is it one of Sions effects?

Looks like two-sword styles impossible for her. Sion seems to be a rather jealous magic sword.

Itd probably break anything that doesnt have [Indestructible] or something similar.

I-I broke Masters magic sword!

Yeah. Dont worry about it though. Ill bill you for that separately.

Y-youre demanding money for it even though you just said to not worry!?

Youre rich, its not like you need to be frugal.

In that case, I-Ill pay with my body!

The moment Shikina declared that, Meat nonchalantly stood between Shikina and I.

No.

Umm senpai? Why?

No.

It is my burden to bear, I cannot trouble my house!

No.

M-Master!

I patted Meat on the head and poked Shikina on the forehead.

Dont sell your body so cheaply. Ill let you off until youre successful in your career. If you dont want to trouble your house, make sure to compensate me yourself.

Y-yes!

Meat, you have no complaints either, yeah?

Goshujin-sama.

Hmm? Whats up?

If you make a move on someone, I think there is already someone you should do so for first.

I-is she talking about Rokuko? She is my partner, after all.

After that, we went hunting for an iron golem for Shikina to carry back under the guise of training.

[Body Enhancement]! Fuuuunu!

I honestly expected it to be impossible for her to carry back the human-sized lump of iron, but she was able to shoulder its weight through the help of her skill. She had to re-cast it every thirty seconds though.

Even Gozoh, a dwarf, has to use a cart. Skills are amazing.

Maybe its also possible that Shikinas simplicity is amazing?

*

Well, this and that happened, but we figured out that itll be useful for us to acquire a massive amount of clothing. Also, I should be able to push off Gozohs iron golem hunting to Shikina.

Hmm.

Rokuko came to my room, so I told her about what happened today.

By the way, Shikina collapsed out of exhaustion after bringing the iron golem back out of the dungeon.

As expected, using the [Body Enhancement] skill in rapid succession like that was hard on her body. I asked Ichika about it, she said that normally its a bad thing to not allow for some cooldown time. I decided to let her rest for the day.

Hey, Kehma. When you, umm, when you saw Shikinas clothes tear up y-you didnt get excited, right?

Nope, not at all. She doesnt have an ounce of seductiveness to her at all, unfortunately. Even though the base materials are so nice

Yeah. Blonde elf, (former) female knight, boobs, butt, and great legs even though theyre all so good, her mouth ruins it all.

Shed be cute if she just shut up.

I took another look at Rokuko.

Blonde hair, a doubly tasty existence for being able to be big despite being a loli right now, white knee socks going up her legs, and well-shaped feet. She even has a cute red tint on the sole of her foot (important).

By the way, what I like about feetthe soles in particularis the [Padding] portion. The place that looks like tiny meatballs on cats and dogs.

I love rounded toes and the plump area right where they meet the footah. I got caught up by the seeing them up so close. Got off topic there I really cant overstate how squishy and great they look.

Rokuko also has some great materials~

What, so I have something you dont like as well? Out with it.

No, not really, Rokuko.

Honestly, Im not dissatisfied at all. Shes adorable and I dont dislike her slightly foolish personality.

Shes also a straightforward, hardworking person. Her good points have been increasing lately, too.

Theres a difference in our lifespans, but that just means shed look young for my entire life yeah? Id feel guilty for dying first, but my time will come when it comes.

And above all, shes said that she likes me.

Yep, to be honest, I like Rokuko too.

However, she has a super scary Onee-san who comes as a package deal.

Im pretty sure that Haku-san will be watching me so long as Im inside the empire.

In that case, it might be a good idea for me to leave the country. Ive also had Wakoku on my mind for a while.

Hey, Rokuko want to go on a trip to another country this time?

Eh, Kehma? Are you alright? Do you have a fever? Have you been sleeping?

Is me saying something like that so strange?

Yeah! Kehma, you dont even leave your bed if you can avoid it. Theres no way youd say something like going to another country without a good reason.

A smile appeared on my face. She reeeeally gets me.

Right, maybe Im feeling a bit off because of that stupid elf. Maybe Ill turn in for the day.

Ah, want to use the Godly Comforter then? I can come too if its right now.

Using it without you there is scary

By the way, I tried out having a goblin use the godly comforter on its own as an experiment. It dried up and died.

Even though Rokuko said that itd be alright so long as she gave permission.

According to her, she said that she didnt want anyone other than me to use it but its so dangerous that I dont want to use it so easily.

Hey, could we sleep together today?

Separate beds. Bring your own.

By the way, Kehma, please tell me about what that OOO thing the elf said is~

Mmm, dont say that word, its vulgar. Particularly in front of Haku-san, thats definitely a no.

If you really want to know about it, ask Ichika No, I might get killed because of Ichika then? Rokuko, please stay pure, please.