The Patrolling Village Chief: Start

Well, by the time my head felt a bit better after sleeping till noon, the lords messenger still hadnt arrived.

Yeah, sure, lets go back to sleep.

Even after I went back to sleep and woke up again, there was still no news. Did I actually manage to get away from them? I doubt it for some reason.

Eh? Youre up? Morning, but its only been a day, Kehma.

When I walked into the Village Chiefs office, Rokuko was nomming on a melon bread at the desk. It wasnt one of those cheap Sweet-roll Assortments (5 DP for 6), but one of those super expensive bakery kinds. Our incomes definitely high enough to cover it now though.

Morning, Rokuko. Anything to report?

Nope. Weve been on the lookout though.

No way, is there actually a chance that they didnt notice yet?

Or maybe they did notice, and theyre in the middle of preparations? In that case, I could sleep a bit more

No, thinking about it like thats bad. I dont care, I just want to sleep anyways.

I was a bit concerned about it and didnt sleep too well. I ended up pushing it all on you, Rokuko.

Kehma, youre actually caring about the details well, I like that though.

Hm? Did you say something?

I said that I like it when youre worried about pushing troublesome things over to me, Kehma.

Oh? I like you too, Rokuko oh, youre blushing? And a lot at that.

Rokuko was hiding her face with her hands.

I-I cant help it! You said something like that, so

Should I have not said it then?

Say it more! Were partners, after all.

Okay, love you, Rokuko~

Itd be perfect if I also planted a kiss on her right here, but Im not playboy enough to just kiss her so easily.

Aah, my ears are burning up. Im not used to stuff like this.

*

Well, I looked into my partners situation a bit after leaving the letter to her, so I guess I give looking around our Golen Village a shot. I may be a figurehead, but Im still the Village Chief.

Ive been neglecting it all recently, so I want to check out how things are going.

Oh? Goshujin-sama, goin on a stroll? Could I tag along?

Ichika? Sure, its more of a patrol than a stroll though.

Ichika said shes been working a part time job at some store on her days off from the inn, so she knew the current state of the village a lot better than me.

She herself says: [I want money! To spin the slots!] She was given permission to work the job so long as it didnt affect her performance at the inn.

And it appears that she had a day off from her part time job today as well.

I see, so since Im guidin ya, buy me some bakery curry buns.

Thats your goal?

Obviously. Id do anythin to get some curry buns. Ah, wanna rub my boobs?

You dont sell yourself to other people like that, right?

Only to Goshujin-sama. Im not cheap, and more than anythin Im Goshujin-samas slave. I cant say stuff like that on my own or did you want me to do that? If youre interested in that, then depending on the renumeration

No, its alright. Sorry for asking you something strange.

Then two curry breads, kay?

Yeah yeah, Ill buy you two of them.

Promising Ichika a reward, it was decided that she would take me around.

So, wanna rub my boobs?

Lets talk about something else.

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First offs right in front of the dungeon. [Cave of Desires] has a simple fence set up at its entrance.

Goblins and the like never really come out of it, but it seems to be something placed there just in the off chance anything does.

Theres been more kids here recently, so its like tellin em to not enter on their own or somethin.

Eh, more kids?

Merchants children and adventurer families, stuff like that. There was a lot of people that came in the winter and started makin new families, but those kids arent born yet so they dont count.

It appeared that there was quite a number of people who wanted to migrate here because they could spent winters here leisurely in the hot springs. I heard that Village Sub-Chief Wozuma was keeping strange people out of the village, but even so theres been a lot of people migrating over.

Even Kusan, the carpenter adventurer, was busy doing adventurer stuff despite building housing.

Hearing that, Im starting to feel that I really am a figurehead.

Really? They seem to go to you for your consent though.

Yeah, I left all the decision-making stuff for immigration to Wozuma and Kusan.

Ooh, so thats it?

With that, we arrived at our inn, [Dancing Dolls Pavilion], and the Adventurer Guilds branch office across the street from it.

The inn is attached to the Village Chiefs residence and the employee dormitory, so it uses up quite a large area. Theres a warehouse behind the branch office and a bar next to it. Village Sub-Chief Wozuma works as the barkeep there well, Wozuma was working there from the start.

Oh yeah, has the bar been doing well? Theres a lot of stuff a sub-chief has to do.

Its definitely thrivin. Bars mainly get busy at night, so see? Theres construction goin on behind the bar, its expandin.

Just as see said, it seems like they were building something. I could see a few of the adventurers that stay at our inn helping out the construction work. I wonder if he placed a commission for it at the branch office?

Wait, its making that much money?

Even if it didnt, he gets a lot of money as Village Sub-Chief. There hasnt been any complaints.

That so? Alrighty then.

After that was what was next to the bar, the Dyne Firm. Dyne, the merchant that manages our villages finances. Hes a competent merchant thats able to multiply funds after being handed them. Thanks to him, our village easily operates in surplus funds.

Ah, just in time. Dyna was stocking goods.

Hoh? Ichika-yan. You dont have work today, whats goin on?

Just escortin my Goshujin-sama around on his patrol. Were just window shoppin, no need to fuss about us.

That so? Then take your time lookin around and wait! Kehma-han, massive thanks for your patronage!

Y-yeah, you seem to be doing well, Dyne.

Those twos Pavueran accents get translated into a quasi-Kansai dialect, it seriously sounds like it. [1]

Oh yeah, that magic tool called a [Stove] you got from the dungeonits great!

A stove, huh?

The stove is a magic tool that our Apprentice Witch Nerune developed. Its use is exactly like a normal stove, it simply uses magic stones as fuel. A magic formation is drawn on a clay plate inside it, its even possible to adjust the caloric heat output.

I put it in some treasure chests inside the dungeon as well, but I also brought some directly to his shop. I just said I found it in the dungeon. (It wasnt a lie either, as Nerunes laboratory is inside the dungeon.)

Its light and can be used for most kinds of food as-is, they sell like hotcakes even to non-adventurers! If ya find any more, definitely make sure to bring em to my shop.

I will if I find any more. But for now, could I see what you have for sale?

Sure thing~!

He lined up several weapons and magic tools meant for adventurers.

Other than the weapons and magic tools he gets from our dungeon, it looks like some are from Kantra, the person who taught Nerune the basics of making magic tools. Kantras a talented guy thats both a blacksmith and an alchemist.

Oh, there were those swords thatre both swords and magic tools too. Are they being sold? Ah, nope. Thought not~. [2]

.. Hmm? There seems to be some accessory-type things here too. This ring, is it a magic tool as well?

Thats just a normal accessory. But theyre in great demand!

Heeh, wonder why. Maybe people buy them after coming to sightsee?

Our reputations been spreading through word of mouth with people saying things like I came for the hot spring or I came for the food. Is that why they want souvenirs too?

No, I sell the wood sculptures to those customers.

The wooden sculptures are goods that the succubi in succubi village produce. We collect them and throw them into the treasure chests as fail prizes.

Furthermore, they only make things shaped like matsutake mushrooms for some reason. Hes been selling them by asserting theyre limbless dolls or something. [3]

Eh, why?

Theyre items you get from a dungeon, wouldnt somethin like that be interestin for most people? Theyre strangely smooth even though theyre made from wood, so they feels curiously good. Well, I sell them for a reasonable cost as amusing curios.

I wonder if they have some lingering succubus scent on them?

I picked up one of the dolls that had been lined up in a corner of the shop and gave it a whiff. I think I did smell something, but couldnt figure out what exactly it was.

Footnotes:

Kansai dialect tl;dr they talk super bouncy and bubbly and use waaaay different words. Return

This line doesnt seem to indicate whether hes seeing the swords just then or if hes only recalling them. Sorry about that. Return

Kokeshi dolls, like this. Return